Dan Thompson 0 Posted July 9, 2023 Heard a whole group of lads at a party next door to me last night, belting out karaoke to Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. I thought this needs to be turned into a football song! So here goes.Start with a few rounds of the "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh..." middle bit of the tune, then sing this to the tune of the chorus:Ashley BarnesIf you wrestle him he'll break your armsHe knows karate chops and Tai Kwon DoHe'd go the distance fighting Frank BrunoSo come and have a go, at the...(Repeat) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary dwarf 221 Posted July 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dan Thompson said: Heard a whole group of lads at a party next door to me last night, belting out karaoke to Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. I thought this needs to be turned into a football song! So here goes.Start with a few rounds of the "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh..." middle bit of the tune, then sing this to the tune of the chorus:Ashley BarnesIf you wrestle him he'll break your armsHe knows karate chops and Tai Kwon DoHe'd go the distance fighting Frank BrunoSo come and have a go, at the...(Repeat) Sounds great I can't wait to here this at carrow road ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,748 Posted July 9, 2023 Maybe City Elite and the drummer can belt this out as it is a belter..........Not ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S_81 797 Posted July 9, 2023 I hope you were drinking as much as they were Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted July 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, TIL 1010 said: Maybe City Elite and the drummer can belt this out as it is a belter..........Not ! Id forgot all about those little twunts, way to spoil an evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratton canary 134 Posted July 9, 2023 Much easier song! He's here, he's there, he's every f------g where... Ashley Barnes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,099 Posted July 9, 2023 awful and brings into question the need for a delete button for your own posts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarydan23 4,060 Posted July 10, 2023 It almost physically hurt to read. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,748 Posted July 10, 2023 18 hours ago, Dan Thompson said: He'd go the distance fighting Frank Bruno You do know Frank Bruno is 61 ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobJames 881 Posted July 10, 2023 17 hours ago, stratton canary said: Much easier song! He's here, he's there, he's every f------g where... Ashley Barnes " He's here, he's there, we're not allowed to swear .... Ashley Barnes " or '187.96 centimetres, eyes of greyish....Ashley Barnes is rather goodish' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWC 240 Posted July 10, 2023 Thought it was great 👍🏼👍🏼 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norfolk Dan 308 Posted July 10, 2023 What is "Tai Kwon Do" in Norfolk pronunciation? Hearing that sung would make me laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
