Heard a whole group of lads at a party next door to me last night, belting out karaoke to Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. I thought this needs to be turned into a football song! So here goes. Start with a few rounds of the "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh..." middle bit of the tune, then sing this to the tune of the chorus: Ashley Barnes If you wrestle him he'll break your arms He knows karate chops and Tai Kwon Do He'd go the distance fighting Frank Bruno So come and have a go, at the... (Repeat)