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[quote user="nutty nigel"]You''re good at naming names yellow hammer ☺ The problem here is purely lack of leadership. Back in the day men of steel led the pitchfork and torch brigade. Now we get the weak faceless keyboard types who happy clap at games or don''t even go. Oh for a proper leader. Someone who can forge this ragbag of happy clappers and keyboard warriors into a lean mean fighting machine....[/quote] Smudger?...

You''re a talented writer Duncan. I like this: " Even if you chill your anger down to a rolling boil it''s likely to not only get your goat but probably take it home too."

Who are the Happy Clappers? Why not name names instead of hiding behind a label?

The club has been leaderless and directionless for a long time. She needs to hand over the reins now.

[quote user="TCCANARY"]As that piece on him in the news section highlights his many differents clubs I''d go forWebbbbbber I lay my hat, that''s my home. [/quote] Bravo TCC! I was racking my brains trying to think of a play on his name, but you nailed it, mate.

Or, Since he''s been doing a bit of gardening leave, At Huddersfield he got some shears At Norwich we gave him some shares..

Or, For the Huddersfield game we dress Klose up as a St. Bernards dog and then we can chant at the home fans You''ve got Wagner, But we''ve got Beethoven..

Or, He''s got some contacts He''s got some contacts He''s got the best contacts in the land.

May I suggest He doesn''t shoot He only recruits, Stuart Weber, Stuart Weber...

Do Directors of Football get a song - etiquette-wise?

[quote user="TCCANARY"][quote user="Branston Pickle"]I imagine he''s been all-but working for us while on gardening leave, so ought to be able to hit the ground running. This appointment looks to be the right one, but only time will tell - it''s certainly right that there''s a big overhaul as something''s clearly gone a bit ''wonky'' in the last year or so.[/quote]He''s been busy weeding out the dead wood, we should be seeing the green shoots of recovery, a root and branch review has taken place and it''s time to plant some roots in the Premier League. [/quote] You''re the new Mr Chops, TCC. At least when Chopsy was in his funny period.

Not! Epic fail....

This tree is big enough for two yellow hammers. Hop it!

Just read in the Birmingham post that the Villa game is off due to a large colony of rabbits have moved onro the playing area. As these are now an ofdicially protected spexies they can''t be moved. Norwich apparently trying to rearrange the game to Carrow Road this evening if FA agrees.

[quote user="Hairy Canary"]Probably linking him and Mulbartion to a parochial way of life as opposed to cutting edge pushing the boundaries[/quote] Lucky he doesn''t come from Costessey. They''d have fun with that

I used to think of you as a great poster eddie edwards but you''ve proven yourself to be a real sh!t stirrer. Wver since yourmate got band you first had a go at winding up Baldyboy and when that failed you turned your attention to Greavsey, again trying to needle him to react in a way that might get him banned. And you claim not to play games? Trying to get a poster on this great messageboard is about as low as one can go and you really ought to take a step back and think about what you''re doing. A voluntary sabbatical until you''ve calmed down is something you should think about. Your friend got banned for a reason. He was previously warned by the moderators but chose to ignore the warning and got his just desserts. There''s no need for you to get on your high horse at other posters, you''d need to have a go at the majority of posters on the forum if you wanted to have a dig at everyone your friend was rude and obnoxious to. Nobody got him banned it was all self-inflicted so stop trying to have a go at other posters and be mindful of your own behaviour over the past few days.

I can''t believe I''ve done this but I''ve booked a naughty weekend away with a very hot chick here in Thailand and completely forgot that the footie starts. Now a dilemma. Cancel the chick or miss the game?? Who''s most likely to score the most, City or me?? Doh!!

If a couple of the ''Purists'' turn up it could be even better than the West Ham end of season party ...

I thought the subs used yesterday were interesting. Adam Drury on for one last farewell performance perhaps? But using the two loan guys, Lansbury and Pacheco, rather than Lappin and Chris Martin, could it mean he''s telling the loan guys that there is a place in our squad next year if they''re up for it?

QPR with a 10 point deduction at the the start of their season. Cardiff, because when they need to win their penultimate game in order to stay in the Premiership the players will go out and party the night before the match.

I think I''ve seen a fair few number of congratulatory messages from 1p5swich fans and some have been very generous in their praise. I hope they get promoted next year, unlikely, but I want to do the double over them every season while finishing higher up the league. Also many messages from supporters of other clubs welcoming us back to the big time. Back at the time of Bayern Munich we were said to be the country''s second favourite football team. It would be nice to win back that accolade in the coming seasons.

Perhaps a statue made of spun sugar and marzipan so fans could have a little nibble?

It will be managers like Brendan Rogers and maybe Dave Jones that will be tempted away. Norwich are a club all set for a massive future. PL will not want to walk away from that, regardless of how this season finishes.

I should have been there. My mate drove a van load of us down there and we got well-plastered on the long journey down. Except that the driver took us to Plymouth instead of Portsmouth. We spent hours wandering around wondering why there were no city fans except us. Spend the rest of the day in the pub. Still haven''t forgiven him to this day.

[quote user="ricardo"][quote user="Mr.Carrow"]Andy, i share your pain and i shared those looks in the south.....what is it with these people?? I`m ecstatic about today but i must confess that the rather uncharitable thought that "You really don`t deserve it" crossed my mind, having been surrounded by whingers and manakins for most of the game......[/quote]Far too many people were expecting an easy win Mr Carrow. None of these teams are going to lie down and die for us.Coventry and Portsmouth will fight all the way and thats the way it should be. What would we think if Boro and Burnley just went through the motions against Cardiff?If we come through with 6 points it will be by sheer guts and will to win. The boys gave everything today and and no doubt do the same for the remaining 180 minutes.We can ask for no more and we can expect no less.[/quote] good post, Ricardo. We can''t afford to relax at this stage. There''s a lot of hard work still to be done.