Graham Paddons Beard

Is it me or has Bugle Boy disappeared a bit sharpish after the IP address idea? If anyone can get it let me know...I have an excellent IT chum who can work wonders....it''s amazing how easy it is to find out what other websites the IP address has visited...and make it public! I can''t imagine Bugle sits alone in his bedroom all night without a little peek at some naughties do you?  (Oh and if he is registered with an ISP in his own name, or his Dad''s , we can get that too. Hurrah! )

The reason we got relegated last year was because we only won 12 matches out of 46 and let in 70 goals. The "Cureton Effect" had little to do with it.  

[quote user="bluemike"][quote user="......and Smith must score."][quote user="bluemike"]Who are Poulton ??[/quote] How nice to see you back again treading the board bluemike.... We''ve missed you for a bit of banter, but, whilst the '' bearded one '' remains at Portman Rd we can well understand you slipping off the radar for a bit. Perhaps when he''s gone normal service can be resumed ? Who are Poulton ? Surely everyone must know that they''re members of the West Lancashire Football League Premier Division. Get a grip, get a grip..... [/quote]Silly me i thought that was Paulton.[/quote] "I" think you might find that is "I" Mike. Did you go to that new University in Ipswich?

Beau wrote "I hope that he''s a real success. He''s certainly one of my favourite all time Canaries, and would partner Reeves up front in my dream team!" Beau...if somehow you could find room for Drinkell and Robins I would gladly join you in your dreams (in a manly married with two kids type way you understand)

Jones was carried off on a stretcher today after 5 minutes. I don''t wish illl on any player but it is a funny old world isn''t it?

Which interestingly enough is what Butler has just done!

First Wiz said "memo to Archant..........I''m not interested in meeting fit Polish women, or unfit ones come to that![:@] Wiz I think that is short sighted of you. I met a Polish lady and she bought up my cutlery and old trophies a treat. You could see my face in them by the time she had finished polishing. Highly recommended.

Good luck Ginge. One of the best professionals City have had, just ask Hucks about him. Great signing for Lowestoft.

Am I reading this right? A Grand for the penalty spot? I thought there was a recession on?

[quote user="Shack Attack"]This may seem a slightly random thread but it is NCFC related so I hope you''ll forgive me. I sat in the Snake Pit for the first time today and as I was ''enjoying'' my first pre-match pint of generic cooking lager I wandered a bit further down the City Stand until I came to a display of the top ten appearance makers for City. Now this is nowhere near as grand as the Hall of Fame in the South Stand, in fact it looks like a series of possters that have been removed from a teenagers bedroom wall, but I did find it interesting. And the thing that intruiged me most was the number of games that Kevin Keelan played for City.Keelan played 673 games for City and whenever I speak to anyone who ever saw him play they have such fond memories. He would be a certainty to be the keeper in any all time XI and many people would have him as our greatest player of all time. Now my question to anyone who witnessed Kevin''s City career is ''Was there ever the likelihood that he might leave for a bigger club and were rumours such as this a regular occurence?''. It seems incredible that any modern player would be so highly rated and play 673 for one club unless they were playing for one of the ''big four''.How did we hold on to Keelan for so long? Was he the regular subject of transfer speculation? I''d love some of our more ''mature'' posters (to be fair his last game was only two years befor my first [:D]) to give me a little more information. Strange how one poster can get you thinking so much![/quote] Shack my fourpen''eth would be as has been mentioned there was a lot of good British Keepers around then, and of course squads were not as big, certainly GK''s didn''t move around as much. The fact that he didnt get in the International set up would have kept him under the radar to some extent too. He was a good keeper, very entertaining and very much part of the success of the time. A real "Flash Harry" of the day. You also have to remember that we had our fair share of success at the time so there wasn''t that many teams that would have been a real step up for him. Unlike today when we have two divsions of teams that in theory would be a career opportunity.

Sat behind the match sponsor in the Jarrold . They laughed their heads off. Go to a certain Zoo in Banham and you might find one of them. But to be fair Doc did OK.

Happy with that Cam. I enjoy your contribution very much. I''m only a humble insurance broker...

Interesting. Boothroyd and Malky offer before the infamous Barnsley game? Greens doesn''t just keep me fit you know....

* Prove and *theory

Cam I think you need to proove your Adkins thory.

Some great responses. You see this is what amazes me. A proper post about a serious issue on what happened during a match and it passes by with barely a wimper. Good response by poster with a view, but this will shortly disappear. No word from those posters who manage to achieve 3,000 posts in five months (surely JAS the barclay whatever has a view or is he in bed?) but this is , I suspect because 3/4 of them don''t actually go to the games. Had I mentioned a spurious fact about Delia selling to Boris Johnston or Lord Lucan and I would have introduced First Wizzard and a string of response. By the way a personal friend of mine is trying to sell Roy Keane a house and no it isn''t in Gt Barton. But that is another story.

Congrats ctid...remember to invest your money wisely!. My friends and I lost around 15 quid on first / last goal scorer. One of us even backed Scumcroft. Having seen his performance I dont think he will ever score again!

First he sat up, then spread-eagled himself on the floor in what can only be described as a Gielgud-esque performance , bringing a crescendo to his overall all Time Wasting antics. Unconscious, with seconds to live, the whole of the Norfolk St John’s Ambulance staff were force to run on to the pitch to try and save the player as his life slipped away in front of our very eyes. The amount of equipment was to behold, with bags, back boards and machines that go “ping” all carried on to the playing surface. Dramatically even a fat bloke from Orient waddled on for, it would seem, no apparent reason. Yet five minutes later our theatrical friend was able to run, moan, walk, moan, jump, dive and moan some more, before his true test of flexibility arrived, as he bent to pick the ball out of the net four times. Long live the successor to the Paddy Kenny Dying Swan Goal keeping award.

That would be ridiculous Angel. It seems we would rather start a nonsense thread about Delia being bought out by someone, and then have 10 pages of arguing. I supose we could start a thread about global warming and then argue long enough for it to come true. Will you start it or shall I?

[quote user="Rupethebear"]oh dear, Keane was getting some stick as he walked off the pitch, he will walk soon.!!!![/quote] I saw that too. He reacted didn''t he? Great stuff. Public humiliation of the Binners at Saturday tea-time goes nicely with the cheese and tomato sandwiches. Marvellous.

I thought the Chole - un Fans were rubbish today. Completely silent until they scored. Then tried to rush the dads and lads stand. Then slinked off with their tail between their legs. They''re not even real Londers. Pathetic really.

So is Mr Lambert enjoying the facilties at Dunston Hall then?

For Heavens sake where are the moderators? Delete this rubbish and above all don''t respond to it. You can tell it is the Skool Holidayz can''t you?

Major...I have this wonderful mental image of Malcolm A walking into the board room , squeezing Delia''s bum and telling her to go and make him a cup of tea. I would guess the premiership would be ours in two years.

Appreciate that TT. Thanks for coming back.