Pyro Pete

We're going to win the play-offs, are we? We will probably need to figure out a way to win matches away from Carrow Road first.

I'm told that when we scored, he stayed in his seat. Because, as we all know, Keir Starmer stands for nothing.

It's the Community Sports Foundation takeover day today:

April is Adam Forshaw.

Is Net Zero a new fancy name for a goalless draw?

McLean has yet to play on the wing this season.

This. It's really annoying, isn't it.

Have we actually won a game yet wearing the green away kit?

Oh no. Núñez crocked.

Sainz off. Hernandez on.

1-1. D'oh.

Hmm, Gunn keeping busy.

He's in great form right now.

Núñez!!!!!!!!!!

I know he's got goals recently, but I've still yet to be convinced by Fassnacht. Some days he works hard, tracks back and chips in with a goal. Other times he goes missing.

Just to clarify, is it a large statue, or a statue that's been made by a giant?

This Toney incident was over a month ago. Has Dyche been in a coma or something?

So Sargent isn't injured. And neither is Hernandez.

But Onel is available to play on Saturday. Where does that fit into your narrative?

Doris, the Arsenal tea lady, is very much up to speed with strategies & tactics that are in vogue in the modern game.

Ooh, did David McNally send the police round to the the kid that leaked the new season ticket prices on social media last night?

Nice Rabona. It's clearly a miss hit cross. Unless the new Messi is somehow playing for Hull.

Really? You clearly didn't go to matches in the 1980s.

At the game, I thought Sørensen was at fault for Watford's first goal. But after seeing the replay it was obvious Gibson had inexplicably dropped deep and played everyone onside. So my revised verdict is that Lungi did ok last night. I'd still be surprised to see his contract renewed, based on his injury record.

I don't care about the goals. I just want to see a replay of Sainz attempting to lob Angus.