Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted June 6, 2012 He didnt make the England Squad Grant Holt, Grant HoltHe didnt make the England Squad Grant Holt, Grant HoltLambo ran to Birmingham, Holty threw his toys out the pramWe still love HoltNorwich''s number 9( can change the last two lines if he follows Judas )You fat bastard,You''ll never wear a Lionmade me snigger anyway ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted June 6, 2012 You do know that Villa''s logo is a Lion right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted June 6, 2012 Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shifty Sid 0 Posted June 6, 2012 After demonstrating an attitude that stinks, unprofessional remarks on Twitter and forgetting which Club made him I suggest the new chant is:We f*#%ing hate Grant Holt!£5mn thank you & goodbye! No ones bigger than the Club, not Holt, not Lambert, not anyone. Next! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canaries 0 Posted June 6, 2012 We thought he was alright ...but his attitude is shitteeee his name is grant holt but he couldn''t spell it for shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted June 6, 2012 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions[/quote][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG]This one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted June 6, 2012 LMAO thats the one Morty :DStill think that pic/ convo has got to be my all time fav ever post on this forum :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted June 6, 2012 i still can''t get my head round whats been happening to us Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted June 6, 2012 TBHLambert, we expected it, saw it comming and almost kinda wanted it now rather than say christmas. No one can deny the bloke a move, hes been here 3 years , made us a shed load of money, made us a club worth joining and given all of us the spring back to our step !Good luck to the bloke, thanks for all the fish ! but Holty... another matter !!He joined us under Gunny, we took him from a league 1 player and built him into a striker that SHOULD be in the England squad. The name Grant Holt did mean, chubby diver. Now it means Bloody dangerous striker.And what do we get ? A transfer request and toys out the pram ??Im 32 years old, have met him, had my photo taken and litterally got the mug and t-shirt. Like many of you i idolise and love the bloke !! His transfer request was more insulting than if I had caught my Mrs sucking off my best mate in my bed room !!None of us saw it comming !I can only hope its his out of depth agent rather than Holty. You might make a Prem player out of a LL player, but it goes to proove, your sure as hell cant make a Prem agent out of a LL one !Holty''s agent needs to go back to being a newsagent rather than a football agent !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem 2 Posted June 6, 2012 He threw his toys out of the pram Grant Holt Grant HoltHe threw his toys out of the pram Grant Holt Grant HoltHe threw his toys out of the pram Coz McNally''s a nasty manSuper Grant Holt someone''s number 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,960 Posted June 6, 2012 Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt...Should go down a storm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,960 Posted June 6, 2012 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions[/quote][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG]This one?[/quote]Which came first?[IMG]http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae55/Nuff_Said/IamaBanana-1.jpg[/IMG] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 225 Posted June 6, 2012 [quote user="Nexus_Canary"]TBHLambert, we expected it, saw it comming and almost kinda wanted it now rather than say christmas. No one can deny the bloke a move, hes been here 3 years , made us a shed load of money, made us a club worth joining and given all of us the spring back to our step !Good luck to the bloke, thanks for all the fish ! but Holty... another matter !!He joined us under Gunny, we took him from a league 1 player and built him into a striker that SHOULD be in the England squad. The name Grant Holt did mean, chubby diver. Now it means Bloody dangerous striker.And what do we get ? A transfer request and toys out the pram ??Im 32 years old, have met him, had my photo taken and litterally got the mug and t-shirt. Like many of you i idolise and love the bloke !! His transfer request was more insulting than if I had caught my Mrs sucking off my best mate in my bed room !!None of us saw it comming !I can only hope its his out of depth agent rather than Holty. You might make a Prem player out of a LL player, but it goes to proove, your sure as hell cant make a Prem agent out of a LL one !Holty''s agent needs to go back to being a newsagent rather than a football agent !![/quote] Presumably she swallowed?[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,206 Posted June 6, 2012 LMFAO !!! Nice one Norfolkbroadslim I think the Cowling came before the Nana for the record.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marvin the martian 0 Posted June 7, 2012 Nexus, can I be your best mate ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites