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He didnt make the England Squad Grant Holt, Grant HoltHe didnt make the England Squad Grant Holt, Grant HoltLambo ran to Birmingham, Holty threw his toys out the pramWe still love HoltNorwich''s number 9( can change the last two lines if he follows Judas )You fat bastard,You''ll never wear a Lion

made me snigger anyway !

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Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/

Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions

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After demonstrating an attitude that stinks, unprofessional remarks on Twitter and forgetting which Club made him I suggest the new chant is:

We f*#%ing hate Grant Holt!

£5mn thank you & goodbye! No ones bigger than the Club, not Holt, not Lambert, not anyone. Next!

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We thought he was alright ...but his attitude is shitteeee his name is grant holt but he couldn''t spell it for shite.

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/

Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions[/quote][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG]This one?

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TBHLambert, we expected it, saw it comming and almost kinda wanted it now rather than say christmas. No one can deny the bloke a move, hes been here 3 years , made us a shed load of money, made us a club worth joining and given all of us the spring back to our step !Good luck to the bloke, thanks for all the fish ! but Holty... another matter !!He joined us under Gunny, we took him from a league 1 player and built him into a striker that SHOULD be in the England squad. The name Grant Holt did mean, chubby diver. Now it means Bloody dangerous striker.And what do we get ? A transfer request and toys out the pram ??Im 32 years old, have met him, had my photo taken and litterally got the mug and t-shirt. Like many of you i idolise and love the bloke !! His transfer request was more insulting than if I had caught my Mrs sucking off my best mate in my bed room !!None of us saw it comming !I can only hope its his out of depth agent  rather than Holty. You might make a Prem player out of a LL player, but it goes to proove, your sure as hell cant make a Prem agent out of a LL one !Holty''s agent needs to go back to being a newsagent rather than a football agent !!

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He threw his toys out of the pram Grant Holt Grant Holt

He threw his toys out of the pram Grant Holt Grant Holt

He threw his toys out of the pram Coz McNally''s a nasty man

Super Grant Holt someone''s number 9

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Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt!We''re somewhat ambiguous about Grant Holt...Should go down a storm.

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Nexus_Canary"]Hmmm I thought it was a object similar to the birthmark on Robbie Cowlings cheek :-/

Ok change that :You''ll never wear 3 Lions[/quote][IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/mortymccarthy/1090183a.jpg[/IMG]This one?[/quote]Which came first?[IMG]http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae55/Nuff_Said/IamaBanana-1.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]TBH

Lambert, we expected it, saw it comming and almost kinda wanted it now rather than say christmas. No one can deny the bloke a move, hes been here 3 years , made us a shed load of money, made us a club worth joining and given all of us the spring back to our step !
Good luck to the bloke, thanks for all the fish !

but Holty... another matter !!

He joined us under Gunny, we took him from a league 1 player and built him into a striker that SHOULD be in the England squad. The name Grant Holt did mean, chubby diver. Now it means Bloody dangerous striker.
And what do we get ? A transfer request and toys out the pram ??
Im 32 years old, have met him, had my photo taken and litterally got the mug and t-shirt. Like many of you i idolise and love the bloke !!

His transfer request was more insulting than if I had caught my Mrs sucking off my best mate in my bed room !!
None of us saw it comming !


I can only hope its his out of depth agent  rather than Holty. You might make a Prem player out of a LL player, but it goes to proove, your sure as hell cant make a Prem agent out of a LL one !
Holty''s agent needs to go back to being a newsagent rather than a football agent !!
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Presumably she swallowed?[:^)]

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