The Walking Man 13 Posted January 12, 2010 Right just a bit of fun here''s my Cowling/Colchester Specials, feel free to play along at home [:D]Cowling to come onto the pitch before the game and give it the big inspirational speech - 10/11McNally and Cowling get into a fight in the Director''s box - 25/1Record stadium attendance on Saturday - 1/5Colchester to lose 7-1 - 33/1Boothroyd to resign directly after the match - 33/1Cowling to resign from the board after the match - 33/1Match abandoned due to crowd disorder - 50/1Pitch invasion involving at least two people - 6/1Norwich to lose 7-1 - 100/1Bowkett to be indefinately banned fro Cuckoo Farm - 18/1 I''m sure more will be thought up with time [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted January 12, 2010 Cowling to shake Paul Lambert''s hand before the game 250/1Cowling to buy Bowkett a drink in the boardroom 66/1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambert is King 0 Posted January 12, 2010 6/4 Lambert to argue with somebody in the crowd2/1 Delia to sit with the away supporters18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters1/6 Colchester press call this a local derby in their report at least 10 times25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so disgusted he hits Boothroyd25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so digusted he sacks Boothroyd3/1Boothroyd to manage Norwich within the next ten yearsEvens Boothroyd to applaud Norwich fansEvens Lisbie to open his gobEvens none of these new fans come back for Colchesters next home game8/11 Lambert tries to shake hands with cowling after the game and Cowling refuses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Walking Man 13 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Lambert is King"]6/4 Lambert to argue with somebody in the crowd 2/1 Delia to sit with the away supporters 18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters 1/6 Colchester press call this a local derby in their report at least 10 times 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so disgusted he hits Boothroyd 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so digusted he sacks Boothroyd 3/1Boothroyd to manage Norwich within the next ten years Evens Boothroyd to applaud Norwich fans Evens Lisbie to open his gob Evens none of these new fans come back for Colchesters next home game 8/11 Lambert tries to shake hands with cowling after the game and Cowling refuses[/quote]Haha some of them are almost certain to happen i.e. a certain Mr. Lisbie [:@] and the local press one!Lisbie to score - 5/1Colchester''s next home gate less than 6000 - 2/1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Walking Man 13 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Cowling to shake Paul Lambert''s hand before the game 250/1Cowling to buy Bowkett a drink in the boardroom 66/1 [/quote]More like 250,000/1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted January 12, 2010 2/1 the pub near the ground has no beer except 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, no lemonade, no snacks, no change and one barmaid. It is Essex after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Kathy"]2/1 the pub near the ground has no beer except 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, no lemonade, no snacks, no change and one barmaid. It is Essex after all.[/quote] And evens that said barmaid will be called either Tracey or Sharon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wembley_Canary 0 Posted January 12, 2010 125/1 Paul Lambert to pull a moony to Col U fans at full time150/1 Delia Smith to give Cowling the two fingers at full time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B-ru 0 Posted January 12, 2010 Norwich players and fans to go nuts if we score first..Norwich players and fans to go mental if we score second..Norwich fans to go mental at players for involving Lambert in a celebratory jig on the tough line :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Lambert is King"]6/4 Lambert to argue with somebody in the crowd 2/1 Delia to sit with the away supporters 18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters 1/6 Colchester press call this a local derby in their report at least 10 times 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so disgusted he hits Boothroyd 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so digusted he sacks Boothroyd 3/1Boothroyd to manage Norwich within the next ten years Evens Boothroyd to applaud Norwich fans Evens Lisbie to open his gob Evens none of these new fans come back for Colchesters next home game 8/11 Lambert tries to shake hands with cowling after the game and Cowling refuses[/quote]Why would she want to do this to Norwich fans?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambert is King 0 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Lord Horn"][quote user="Lambert is King"]6/4 Lambert to argue with somebody in the crowd 2/1 Delia to sit with the away supporters 18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters 1/6 Colchester press call this a local derby in their report at least 10 times 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so disgusted he hits Boothroyd 25/1 Norwich win Cowling is so digusted he sacks Boothroyd 3/1Boothroyd to manage Norwich within the next ten years Evens Boothroyd to applaud Norwich fans Evens Lisbie to open his gob Evens none of these new fans come back for Colchesters next home game 8/11 Lambert tries to shake hands with cowling after the game and Cowling refuses[/quote]Why would she want to do this to Norwich fans??????[/quote]Sorry meant Home supporters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Kathy"]2/1 the pub near the ground has no beer except 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, no lemonade, no snacks, no change and one barmaid. It is Essex after all.[/quote]Looks like you will have to get behind the bar and serve me then Kathy if there is only one barmaid.Anyway i thought you women could multi task? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="Kathy"]2/1 the pub near the ground has no beer except 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, no lemonade, no snacks, no change and one barmaid. It is Essex after all.[/quote] And evens that said barmaid will be called either Tracey or Sharon[/quote]And their kids are called Kye and Regan or similar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,141 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Lambert is King"]18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters [/quote]I would pay good money to see that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambert is King 0 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Nuff Said"][quote user="Lambert is King"]18/1 Delia to be arrested for making obscene gestures to away supporters [/quote]I would pay good money to see that![/quote]Nuff should have course have said Home supporters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,141 Posted January 12, 2010 It has been pointed out once already LiK! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted January 12, 2010 There is actually a story here for both the Eastern Daily Press and the East Anglian Daily Times. Will Colchester offer their traditional hospitality to the visiting Directors and Officials and will the visiting Directors and Officials accept it?Go on Archant you know you want to.....................[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Klose 0 Posted January 12, 2010 Ian Henderson To Score - Evs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambert is King 0 Posted January 12, 2010 Cowling to buy Norwich and sack McNally and Lambert 500/1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Walking Man 13 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Camuldonum"]There is actually a story here for both the Eastern Daily Press and the East Anglian Daily Times. Will Colchester offer their traditional hospitality to the visiting Directors and Officials and will the visiting Directors and Officials accept it?Go on Archant you know you want to.....................[:|][/quote]To be fair I would like to be a fly on the wall in the Director''s lounge before and after the game, just to see how tense it is in there! I can imagine Cowling not making alot of eye contact with anybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,534 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Camuldonum"]There is actually a story here for both the Eastern Daily Press and the East Anglian Daily Times. Will Colchester offer their traditional hospitality to the visiting Directors and Officials and will the visiting Directors and Officials accept it?Go on Archant you know you want to.....................[:|][/quote]Now do you think Delia will wear her Norwich scarf or the blue and white one. If she still has it. And what about Cowling, will he wear the West Ham scarf or the little collie one? Or will they mix and match[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted January 12, 2010 [quote user="Camuldonum"]There is actually a story here for both the Eastern Daily Press and the East Anglian Daily Times. Will Colchester offer their traditional hospitality to the visiting Directors and Officials and will the visiting Directors and Officials accept it?Go on Archant you know you want to.....................[:|][/quote]Forgive me Camuldonum but why don''t you ask at your end what hospitality is being extended towards Norwich? Actually i am surprised you do not know unless you want to tell me otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites