William Darby 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Pink Un posters are generally thickSome are even quite sickThe one that is worstIs a fellow called 1stAnd the Fuehrer is a bit of a prick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There was an old woman called Smiff.Who''s husband had started to niff.So she got out a book, And then had a good look.To discover she''d married a stiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Jones caught his nob in his zipWatching Smith flexing her whipFoulger while dressed in a gimp suitBlowing Munby''s bass fluteYou wondered why Doomy jumped ship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted June 21, 2009 I once visited the Offy SiteBoy it was incredibly shiitePosters crawl around LQLike flies on dogs pooAnd it is terribly trite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Largey 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There once was a winger called Hughes,Winger? Well he was easily confused,He sped down the wingJust to hear the crowd sing''We love you Andy Andy Hoooooooze!'' A press conference was called at noon,To announce the fans new tuneSung in a high key,''Bring back Zema Abbey'',And we''ll bounce back to the top very soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Stopping vitriol at the Board is a mustSaid the clowns from Norwich''s TrustRun by clueless old fartsWith a few old tartsIf their brains were wetter they''d rust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings of a Sparrow 1,685 Posted June 21, 2009 Our team plays in yellow and greenOur defence was less than meanEven though we went downWe''re the best team aroundNot managed by a prick called Roy Keane-----------------------------------------------------I''ll get my coat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]Yeah mine was rubbish, I admit that, but at least it was a Limerick. A Limerick always has 5 lines, the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines must ryhme, and the 3rd and 4th lines must rhyme. If that doesnt happen then it isnt a limerick..... so I will stick by my statement thanks [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 971 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a defender called ShacksWho tried it with both the full backsHe said Ashton was bestUntil he went westI''m now with the old gold and blacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="JuanVelasco"]There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[/quote]that was rubbish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]lol lol lol. Good old Banana............ banana must stay, banana must stay, whao whao....... banana must stay, banana must stay, whao whao....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young winger named EadieWhose feet were impressively speedyHe''d streak to the bylineWith pace that was sublimeWe''d have kept him if Chase weren''t so greedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]Why the f*ck would I be calling for the deletion of multiple logins if I was using them, you ultra f*ckwit? [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dionysus 0 Posted June 22, 2009 There was a sh*t player called DocWhose defending was often a shockWith the pace of a snailHe rarely did failTo make himself look like a co*k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dionysus 0 Posted June 22, 2009 We had a young winger from PoolWho''d make his marker look like a foolWe tried hard to keep himBut our gaffer was so dimHe gave him away for a mule Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dionysus 0 Posted June 22, 2009 Our best players we couldn''t keepSo we signed a few men on the cheapOur gaffer tried to be cunningAnd we hit Leage One runningBut we ended up bottom of the heap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]Why the f*ck would I be calling for the deletion of multiple logins if I was using them, you ultra f*ckwit? [:P][/quote]Calm down with the language mate, we have all had to do it, you are no exception. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]Why the f*ck would I be calling for the deletion of multiple logins if I was using them, you ultra f*ckwit? [:P][/quote]Calm down with the language mate, we have all had to do it, you are no exception.[/quote]Beings you''ve put it politely and the fact that I enjoy reading your posts, I will endeavour to curb my swearing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="Herb"]There was a young winger named EadieWhose feet were impressively speedyHe''d streak to the bylineWith pace that was sublimeWe''d have kept him if Chase weren''t so greedy[/quote]Chase had been long gone in December 1999.Smith had been in charge 3 years and apart from selling off our best players was running down the famous academy that had produced Eadie.Ain''t the truth stranger than fiction.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]Why the f*ck would I be calling for the deletion of multiple logins if I was using them, you ultra f*ckwit? [:P][/quote]Calm down with the language mate, we have all had to do it, you are no exception.[/quote]Beings you''ve put it politely and the fact that I enjoy reading your posts, I will endeavour to curb my swearing.[/quote] Well I managed it mate and I was at least as bad as you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="dpit"]My favourite player was BoyerHe had a shot and a turn that could awe yaHis partner was TedI don''t mean in bed...............Last line please[/quote] Got it.My favourite player was BoyerHe had a shot and a turn that could awe yaHis partner was TedOf course not in bedI don''t want a call from his lawyer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dionysus 0 Posted June 22, 2009 We signed a young full back from CreweWho is pretty quick, that much is trueHe is ok attackingBut is often found lackingWith the defending that he''s supposed to do. Last season was the Glen Roeder showHe released lots of players in one goThe replacement loansBrought nothing but groansWhen we dropped to the division below Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="I am a Banana"][quote user="Shyster"][quote user="JuanVelasco"] [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?[/quote]Says the person who gave us the following:There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.[:P][/quote]ill agree with you there Shyster[/quote]In that case, I shall withdraw my request for multiple logins being banned. [:D][/quote]I don''t even have multiple log-ins!unlike YOU! [:D][/quote]Why the f*ck would I be calling for the deletion of multiple logins if I was using them, you ultra f*ckwit? [:P][/quote]because you may have a home account, and a different user name when you are at work, which would be undetectable! which would make you unable to be banned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="Herb"]There was a young winger named EadieWhose feet were impressively speedyHe''d streak to the bylineWith pace that was sublimeWe''d have kept him if Chase weren''t so greedy[/quote]Chase had been long gone in December 1999.Smith had been in charge 3 years and apart from selling off our best players was running down the famous academy that had produced Eadie.Ain''t the truth stranger than fiction.OTBC [/quote]It wasn''t meant to be a historically correct.... [:P]Besides, there is an argument that we''d have kept him if Chase hadn''t ripped the European squad to bits and consigned us to years in the Championship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheringhamcanary 0 Posted June 22, 2009 There''s a defender called OtsemoborWho finds defending a choreHe''s crap in attackBut somehow he''s right backAnd he better not be no more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Holt 580 Posted June 22, 2009 There once was a poster called WizWho talked a load of old JizzHe loves Jamie LadEven though he is badAnd watches WWE with The Miz!(He actually is a wrestling fan)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites