What if we dont get that striker?

[Matt Morriss 69]

what then? im normally optimistic but i really fear were in trouble if we dont get a striker in. We have no leaders or match winners, no Dion no Hucks. Its not looking good.

I know its early but we had trouble last season scoring goals and now weve lost our 2 main contributors to the goals Dion and Hucks and we havent replaced either of them.

[absyNCFC 0]

Introduce GR to a player in the French League playing for FC Lorient...Goes by the name of Nicholas Marin...hes quick, exciting and skillfull, everything croft isnt...

[renegade tootsie 0]

Wow are you a scout?  You must be as obviously the clubs scouting team missed this gem you spotted...

 

[quote user="absyNCFC"]

Introduce GR to a player in the French League playing for FC Lorient...Goes by the name of Nicholas Marin...hes quick, exciting and skillfull, everything croft isnt...

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[renegade tootsie 0]

We have no leaders (Stefanovich may be this eventually?) and no strength or genuine speed on the pitch.  The solid spine that wins this division is first name on the team sheet for a solid goaie, centre back, central midfielder and striker.  Apart from Marshall who is at last shouting at the defence, we have NONE of this spine.

 

[absyNCFC 0]

i was merely voicing an opinion

[SnakePit Lassy 0]

What if we dont get that striker?

then we are basically relegated, ...especially if we lose to MK

[Syteanric 1]

if we dont get the striker.. dont worry "Striker" Rusty will score 35 goals this season! :| :s

jas :)

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="absyNCFC"]i was merely voicing an opinion[/quote]

 

Yes,but it didn''t conform to JC''s narrow world view,so it''s not admissable.If you''d added something about burning Delia, one of the forum''s chief bullies might have ignored you and looked for easier prey to give a quick kicking to!

[alex_ncfc 664]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

if we dont get the striker.. dont worry "Striker" Rusty will score 35 goals this season! :| :s

jas :)

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Did anyone else hear Goreham when Rusty was moved up front last night? "...and who better to lead the line up front than Darel Russell"

How about a bloody striker!

[lincoln canary (& Golden Coppel) 0]

we will rely on our midfield whos current record stands at

croft 6 in 84 career apperances        fozzy  7 in 89    clingan 4 in 117   hoolahan 25 in 137

which is a gand total of 42 goals in 427. which equates to an average goal tally for each player of 1 in every 10 games.

which equals = screwed

[pete_norw 0]

[quote user="lincoln canary"]

we will rely on our midfield whos current record stands at

croft 6 in 84 career apperances        fozzy  7 in 89    clingan 4 in 117   hoolahan 25 in 137

which is a gand total of 42 goals in 427. which equates to an average goal tally for each player of 1 in every 10 games.

which equals = screwed

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We could always try to bribe the officials, like other clubs do,

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

I think our only hope is to sign Wendy Hurrell as Cureton''s partner up front.  She wouldn''t have a transfer fee, perhaps a lil bit of compensation, and her weekly wage would be easily affordable.  Get her to play in a top and shorts 2 sizes too small and instruct her to do stretches and some aerobic type movements and be all girly in front of the oppostion defenders and keeper.  This will give Curo the opportunity to nip in and score, Premiership here we come!

[Houston Canary 0]

If we don''t get that striker, or how about WE WON''T GET THAT STRIKER, then we will be promised big changes in January.  When January rolls around, nothing will happen for a few weeks and anyone who makes a worried comment about lack of deals for us will be told by the brainwashed few who always forgive crap decision making.  Along the way, we will be told there simply are no funds to pay for the striker we need to be successful.  After the window closes, we will be promised big changes in the summer.  As the months roll by, the same faithful few will denounce any criticism of the lack of activity, and insist signings are imminent.

[lucky green trainers 0]

[quote user="Houston Canary"]If we don''t get that striker, or how about WE WON''T GET THAT STRIKER, then we will be promised big changes in January.  When January rolls around, nothing will happen for a few weeks and anyone who makes a worried comment about lack of deals for us will be told by the brainwashed few who always forgive crap decision making.  Along the way, we will be told there simply are no funds to pay for the striker we need to be successful.  After the window closes, we will be promised big changes in the summer.  As the months roll by, the same faithful few will denounce any criticism of the lack of activity, and insist signings are imminent.[/quote]could be depressingly true.,/

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

[quote user="Houston Canary"]If we don''t get that striker, or how about WE WON''T GET THAT STRIKER, then we will be promised big changes in January.  When January rolls around, nothing will happen for a few weeks and anyone who makes a worried comment about lack of deals for us will be told by the brainwashed few who always forgive crap decision making.  Along the way, we will be told there simply are no funds to pay for the striker we need to be successful.  After the window closes, we will be promised big changes in the summer.  As the months roll by, the same faithful few will denounce any criticism of the lack of activity, and insist signings are imminent.[/quote]

 

Well said that man[Y]

[barclay seats 4849 0]

[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]I think our only hope is to sign Wendy Hurrell as Cureton''s partner up front.  She wouldn''t have a transfer fee, perhaps a lil bit of compensation, and her weekly wage would be easily affordable.  Get her to play in a top and shorts 2 sizes too small and instruct her to do stretches and some aerobic type movements and be all girly in front of the oppostion defenders and keeper.  This will give Curo the opportunity to nip in and score, Premiership here we come![/quote]

Wasn''t that a "carry on film" plot line ?????????