Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG)

[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

I officially hereby declare myself the single founding member of the Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG), its an extremist group so you may or may not wish to join. My manifesto is as follows:

 

• All constantly negative posters will be hung, drawn and quartered. This group of particular unpleasant board *terrorists* will be given a trial, on the basis of their past posting. I will start with those posters who have a negativity to positivity ratio of 90:10 and finish with a negativity to positivity ratio of 70:30.  All posters will be given a fair trial with the exception of 1st Wizard and Smudger who are guilty of ''negativity which can be deemed a danger to the sanity'' and therefore given a public hanging from some newly constructed gallows in the Morrisons car park before the Tottenham pre season friendly.

 

• All posters with a negativity ration of between 70:30 and 55:45 will be subject to a ''Binner hunt''. They will be locked in a freezing cold room with only a Norwich City Kit and an Ipswich Town Kit.  If they wear the Ipswich shirt they will be seen as binners and extradited to Portman Road, if they wear the Norwich Kit then they will be deemed to be Binners wearing a Norwich shirt (a more serious crime) and thus sent back to Ipswich with only an Ipswich shirt printed on the back with YOURVE BEEN PANG''D 2008.

 

• Anybody with a negativity ration of between 50:50 and 40:60 will be prescribed anti depressents and told to come back when they can smile and are capable of logical and well considered arguments, upon there return weekly ''tests'' will be performed to ensure that they are relatively ''clean'' of negativity, for a period of not less than 6 months. This will be conducted over Private Message by some of our more experienced and mature posters, such as Ardee. If they continually relapse then they will may be subject to the Binner Test, or forced to massage Neil Doncasters feet as punishment.

 

Membership of the party is free.

[spudgfsh 0]

Surely anyone with a ratio of between 0:100 and 10:90 should be subject to a sanity test or have their przac taken away?

[renegade tootsie 0]

You know what, you are right, spot on in fact.Woohoo!  Nearly time for a new season and we have the squad to really push for promotion this season, very exciting.Looking forward to seeing how well all the new boys have gelled in training in pre-season games as well, tons of new faces which is just what we need after last season.Apparently there  is loads of new investment and everything is lovely so I dont need to worry about how the board are going to back Glenn and stop him walking either.You know what, suddenly it doe not look so bad.

[quote user="ryank"]

I officially hereby declare myself the single founding member of the Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG), its an extremist group so you may or may not wish to join. My manifesto is as follows:

 

• All constantly negative posters will be hung, drawn and quartered. This group of particular unpleasant board *terrorists* will be given a trial, on the basis of their past posting. I will start with those posters who have a negativity to positivity ratio of 90:10 and finish with a negativity to positivity ratio of 70:30.  All posters will be given a fair trial with the exception of 1st Wizard and Smudger who are guilty of ''negativity which can be deemed a danger to the sanity'' and therefore given a public hanging from some newly constructed gallows in the Morrisons car park before the Tottenham pre season friendly.

 

• All posters with a negativity ration of between 70:30 and 55:45 will be subject to a ''Binner hunt''. They will be locked in a freezing cold room with only a Norwich City Kit and an Ipswich Town Kit.  If they wear the Ipswich shirt they will be seen as binners and extradited to Portman Road, if they wear the Norwich Kit then they will be deemed to be Binners wearing a Norwich shirt (a more serious crime) and thus sent back to Ipswich with only an Ipswich shirt printed on the back with YOURVE BEEN PANG''D 2008.

 

• Anybody with a negativity ration of between 50:50 and 40:60 will be prescribed anti depressents and told to come back when they can smile and are capable of logical and well considered arguments, upon there return weekly ''tests'' will be performed to ensure that they are relatively ''clean'' of negativity, for a period of not less than 6 months. This will be conducted over Private Message by some of our more experienced and mature posters, such as Ardee. If they continually relapse then they will may be subject to the Binner Test, or forced to massage Neil Doncasters feet as punishment.

 

Membership of the party is free.

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[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

[quote user="spudgfsh"]

Surely anyone with a ratio of between 0:100 and 10:90 should be subject to a sanity test or have their przac taken away?

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I didnt feel it necessary to draw up any policies for the extreme over positive, as I dont believe that they exist in Norwich, if encountered we would consider them aliens and run away fast whilst making monkey noises and pointing at the moon.

[Huddy 0]

Shouldnt it be PANP?!!!!

 

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

Can I join?[A]

[Rum Ol Boy 0]

very good young sir

[DOGGER 0]

I declare myself a member representing the Easton & Costessey areas.

[:D][:D]Positive frame of mind is the only way forward.[:D][:D]

WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!![H]

[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

[quote user="JC"]You know what, you are right, spot on in fact.

Woohoo!  Nearly time for a new season and we have the squad to really push for promotion this season, very exciting.

Looking forward to seeing how well all the new boys have gelled in training in pre-season games as well, tons of new faces which is just what we need after last season.

Apparently there  is loads of new investment and everything is lovely so I dont need to worry about how the board are going to back Glenn and stop him walking either.

You know what, suddenly it doe not look so bad.


[quote user="ryank"]

I officially hereby declare myself the single founding member of the Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG), its an extremist group so you may or may not wish to join. My manifesto is as follows:

 

• All constantly negative posters will be hung, drawn and quartered. This group of particular unpleasant board *terrorists* will be given a trial, on the basis of their past posting. I will start with those posters who have a negativity to positivity ratio of 90:10 and finish with a negativity to positivity ratio of 70:30.  All posters will be given a fair trial with the exception of 1st Wizard and Smudger who are guilty of ''negativity which can be deemed a danger to the sanity'' and therefore given a public hanging from some newly constructed gallows in the Morrisons car park before the Tottenham pre season friendly.

 

• All posters with a negativity ration of between 70:30 and 55:45 will be subject to a ''Binner hunt''. They will be locked in a freezing cold room with only a Norwich City Kit and an Ipswich Town Kit.  If they wear the Ipswich shirt they will be seen as binners and extradited to Portman Road, if they wear the Norwich Kit then they will be deemed to be Binners wearing a Norwich shirt (a more serious crime) and thus sent back to Ipswich with only an Ipswich shirt printed on the back with YOURVE BEEN PANG''D 2008.

 

• Anybody with a negativity ration of between 50:50 and 40:60 will be prescribed anti depressents and told to come back when they can smile and are capable of logical and well considered arguments, upon there return weekly ''tests'' will be performed to ensure that they are relatively ''clean'' of negativity, for a period of not less than 6 months. This will be conducted over Private Message by some of our more experienced and mature posters, such as Ardee. If they continually relapse then they will may be subject to the Binner Test, or forced to massage Neil Doncasters feet as punishment.

 

Membership of the party is free.

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How about this?

There is plenty of time until the new season to bring in the extra players that we need, the club has shown by leaving gaps in the squad numbers that they intend to fill the gaps.

We have no knowledge of Roeders wage budget or transfer budget, and maybe its actually quite good, and he has fully ackowledged that new faces are required.

We havent signed as many players as we wish, but we have however signed a centre midfielder that our last successful manager rates as better than Neil Lennon ever was, the best left winger in the championship last season and a left back that looks capable in the long term to challenge Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole at Chelsea.

Even if in the unlikely event that we are in a financial mess (although the telegraph report a few weeks ago suggests contrary, in fact we are the 12th most profitable club in the country in the last five years), we may have just rejected an offer from a potential investor that could have not been in the long term interests of the club, something that we cant judge until we know what the debt remodelling would have entailed.

In fact, we could have just rejected an offer from a Glazier type who wanted to transfer his purchase costs to the club debt after taking full control. (and yes Man Utd are paying for Glaziers takeover themselves).

 

 

[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

[quote user="Huddy "]

Shouldnt it be PANP?!!!!

 

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Oh LOL. It was going to be called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group........ I think that PANG sounds better.... so its called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group.

Does anybody know how to use photoshop? We could do some positive banners to counter the Anti Delia brigade.....

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

[quote user="ryank"][quote user="Huddy "]

Shouldnt it be PANP?!!!!

 

[/quote]

Oh LOL. It was going to be called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group........ I think that PANG sounds better.... so its called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group.

Does anybody know how to use photoshop? We could do some positive banners to counter the Anti Delia brigade.....

[/quote]I can use photoshop!! Can i do it?[:D]

[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

[quote user="C.T"][quote user="ryank"][quote user="Huddy "]

Shouldnt it be PANP?!!!!

 

[/quote]

Oh LOL. It was going to be called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group........ I think that PANG sounds better.... so its called the Pinkun Anti Negativity Group.

Does anybody know how to use photoshop? We could do some positive banners to counter the Anti Delia brigade.....

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I can use photoshop!! Can i do it?[:D]
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Yeh that would be great! Just one or two postive banners would be good!  Something like Glen Roeders Green Army, I will leave it completely up to you sir!

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

Sure thing ryank [Y] ill do it asap

[mozzer 0]

ryank - please count me in.

[renegade tootsie 0]

Sorry but how about this.There is not plenty of time to fill gaps - and Roeder wanted them in before pre-season started.  The later it happens the less fit they are and the less integrated they are, jepoardising our chances of a solid start.Perhaps Glenn has less money that he was initially led to believe and perhaps after all his big talk he is finding the reality of getting players to a Championship side harder than he has been used to.We still have not strengthened the two key areas of attack or defence.We are the twelfth most profitable club because we have consistently sold players and then under-invested in replacing them.  This trend cannot continue as we have nobody left to cash in on.We may have just rejected an offer (details unknown) from somoeone who might have put in considerbly more cash then the current board could dream off.I do not see ANY of that as being negative.  The trouble is that some people seem to confuse negativity with realism.

[quote user="ryank"][quote user="JC"]You know what, you are right, spot on in fact.Woohoo!  Nearly time for a new season and we have the squad to really push for promotion this season, very exciting.Looking forward to seeing how well all the new boys have gelled in training in pre-season games as well, tons of new faces which is just what we need after last season.Apparently there  is loads of new investment and everything is lovely so I dont need to worry about how the board are going to back Glenn and stop him walking either.You know what, suddenly it doe not look so bad.

[quote user="ryank"]

I officially hereby declare myself the single founding member of the Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG), its an extremist group so you may or may not wish to join. My manifesto is as follows:

 

• All constantly negative posters will be hung, drawn and quartered. This group of particular unpleasant board *terrorists* will be given a trial, on the basis of their past posting. I will start with those posters who have a negativity to positivity ratio of 90:10 and finish with a negativity to positivity ratio of 70:30.  All posters will be given a fair trial with the exception of 1st Wizard and Smudger who are guilty of ''negativity which can be deemed a danger to the sanity'' and therefore given a public hanging from some newly constructed gallows in the Morrisons car park before the Tottenham pre season friendly.

 

• All posters with a negativity ration of between 70:30 and 55:45 will be subject to a ''Binner hunt''. They will be locked in a freezing cold room with only a Norwich City Kit and an Ipswich Town Kit.  If they wear the Ipswich shirt they will be seen as binners and extradited to Portman Road, if they wear the Norwich Kit then they will be deemed to be Binners wearing a Norwich shirt (a more serious crime) and thus sent back to Ipswich with only an Ipswich shirt printed on the back with YOURVE BEEN PANG''D 2008.

 

• Anybody with a negativity ration of between 50:50 and 40:60 will be prescribed anti depressents and told to come back when they can smile and are capable of logical and well considered arguments, upon there return weekly ''tests'' will be performed to ensure that they are relatively ''clean'' of negativity, for a period of not less than 6 months. This will be conducted over Private Message by some of our more experienced and mature posters, such as Ardee. If they continually relapse then they will may be subject to the Binner Test, or forced to massage Neil Doncasters feet as punishment.

 

Membership of the party is free.

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How about this?

There is plenty of time until the new season to bring in the extra players that we need, the club has shown by leaving gaps in the squad numbers that they intend to fill the gaps.

We have no knowledge of Roeders wage budget or transfer budget, and maybe its actually quite good, and he has fully ackowledged that new faces are required.

We havent signed as many players as we wish, but we have however signed a centre midfielder that our last successful manager rates as better than Neil Lennon ever was, the best left winger in the championship last season and a left back that looks capable in the long term to challenge Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole at Chelsea.

Even if in the unlikely event that we are in a financial mess (although the telegraph report a few weeks ago suggests contrary, in fact we are the 12th most profitable club in the country in the last five years), we may have just rejected an offer from a potential investor that could have not been in the long term interests of the club, something that we cant judge until we know what the debt remodelling would have entailed.

In fact, we could have just rejected an offer from a Glazier type who wanted to transfer his purchase costs to the club debt after taking full control. (and yes Man Utd are paying for Glaziers takeover themselves).

 

 

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[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

OR:

Roeder stated that ideally he would like them in before pre-season started, however is not willing to rush into getting numbers and a quality is better than quantity.  Although it would be preferable to get the bodies in early, he is not prepared to be held to ransom and will use the old age methology that ''Patience is a Virtue''.  He is very happy, like we all should be, that he managed to prise Sammy Clingan away from a similar sized club and tempt a highly capable left midfielder east away from the jaws of QPR.  With Sammy Clingan stating that Roeder is the right man to take the club forward, suggesting that he is confident that Roeder and the club have the necessary ambition and capability to build a squad capable of a promotion push. - You should note also that any transfer targets, with the exception of free agents, will have had a similar amount of pre season fitness training as our players so fitness should not be an issue.

Your purely hypothetical assumption that Glen has less money than initially led to believe can be responded to with my own purely hypothical assumption that maybe he has more money than initially led to belive and thus will await a higher calibre of player.

We have improved the quality of our defence with the re-signing of the best young english left back in the game (despite the attentions of Premiership outfit Hull City) to compete with the return of former captain and promotion winner Adam Drury, we have retained one time player of the season Gary Doherty with two defenders having recently been on trial with a view to strengthenging that area of the pitch. One having played regularly UEFA cup football with Lens and the other being an International player who was offered a new contract by his former employer Blackburn.

We are the 12th most profitable club of the last 12 years irrespective of how we became the 12th most profitable club, which (not wanting to dwell on the past) means that any talk of us being anywhere near the point of bankruptcy or administration is ludicrous and provides a secure basis on which to build a strong team over the next couple of years in line with the 3 year plan to be led by a highly respected manager.

We have a very well respected assistant manager, meaning that any past mistakes by the board with the appointment of Peter Grant and Jim Duffy, look to have been strengthened by the appointment of a strong and dynamic management team. Both very talented players who liked to pass the ball as players and are continuing that trend by signing players that know how to pass the ball.

I have not said that anything you have said is negative, Im just trying to point out that there is plenty of room for optimism as things stand, almost a month before the kick off.

 

[quote user="JC"]Sorry but how about this.

There is not plenty of time to fill gaps - and Roeder wanted them in before pre-season started.  The later it happens the less fit they are and the less integrated they are, jepoardising our chances of a solid start.

Perhaps Glenn has less money that he was initially led to believe and perhaps after all his big talk he is finding the reality of getting players to a Championship side harder than he has been used to.

We still have not strengthened the two key areas of attack or defence.

We are the twelfth most profitable club because we have consistently sold players and then under-invested in replacing them.  This trend cannot continue as we have nobody left to cash in on.

We may have just rejected an offer (details unknown) from somoeone who might have put in considerbly more cash then the current board could dream off.

I do not see ANY of that as being negative.  The trouble is that some people seem to confuse negativity with realism.



[quote user="ryank"][quote user="JC"]You know what, you are right, spot on in fact.

Woohoo!  Nearly time for a new season and we have the squad to really push for promotion this season, very exciting.

Looking forward to seeing how well all the new boys have gelled in training in pre-season games as well, tons of new faces which is just what we need after last season.

Apparently there  is loads of new investment and everything is lovely so I dont need to worry about how the board are going to back Glenn and stop him walking either.

You know what, suddenly it doe not look so bad.


[quote user="ryank"]

I officially hereby declare myself the single founding member of the Pinkun Anti Negativity Party (PANG), its an extremist group so you may or may not wish to join. My manifesto is as follows:

 

• All constantly negative posters will be hung, drawn and quartered. This group of particular unpleasant board *terrorists* will be given a trial, on the basis of their past posting. I will start with those posters who have a negativity to positivity ratio of 90:10 and finish with a negativity to positivity ratio of 70:30.  All posters will be given a fair trial with the exception of 1st Wizard and Smudger who are guilty of ''negativity which can be deemed a danger to the sanity'' and therefore given a public hanging from some newly constructed gallows in the Morrisons car park before the Tottenham pre season friendly.

 

• All posters with a negativity ration of between 70:30 and 55:45 will be subject to a ''Binner hunt''. They will be locked in a freezing cold room with only a Norwich City Kit and an Ipswich Town Kit.  If they wear the Ipswich shirt they will be seen as binners and extradited to Portman Road, if they wear the Norwich Kit then they will be deemed to be Binners wearing a Norwich shirt (a more serious crime) and thus sent back to Ipswich with only an Ipswich shirt printed on the back with YOURVE BEEN PANG''D 2008.

 

• Anybody with a negativity ration of between 50:50 and 40:60 will be prescribed anti depressents and told to come back when they can smile and are capable of logical and well considered arguments, upon there return weekly ''tests'' will be performed to ensure that they are relatively ''clean'' of negativity, for a period of not less than 6 months. This will be conducted over Private Message by some of our more experienced and mature posters, such as Ardee. If they continually relapse then they will may be subject to the Binner Test, or forced to massage Neil Doncasters feet as punishment.

 

Membership of the party is free.

[/quote][/quote]

How about this?

There is plenty of time until the new season to bring in the extra players that we need, the club has shown by leaving gaps in the squad numbers that they intend to fill the gaps.

We have no knowledge of Roeders wage budget or transfer budget, and maybe its actually quite good, and he has fully ackowledged that new faces are required.

We havent signed as many players as we wish, but we have however signed a centre midfielder that our last successful manager rates as better than Neil Lennon ever was, the best left winger in the championship last season and a left back that looks capable in the long term to challenge Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole at Chelsea.

Even if in the unlikely event that we are in a financial mess (although the telegraph report a few weeks ago suggests contrary, in fact we are the 12th most profitable club in the country in the last five years), we may have just rejected an offer from a potential investor that could have not been in the long term interests of the club, something that we cant judge until we know what the debt remodelling would have entailed.

In fact, we could have just rejected an offer from a Glazier type who wanted to transfer his purchase costs to the club debt after taking full control. (and yes Man Utd are paying for Glaziers takeover themselves).

 

 

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[Buncey 1]

Massive spelling fail....

[CaptnCanary 0]

[quote user="Huddy "]

Shouldnt it be PANP?!!!!

 

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No he has Cakey PANGs for utterly bakey cakeyness

[Pinks 0]

I''m starting the Norwich Against Delia Society.

[:D]

[Inch High aka Inchy.. 417]

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[Paul Lamberts Disciple 0]

Yet more conceptual excrement from out select band of dimwits who cannot grasp the notion of carefully considered, thoughtful and evidenced criticism of a flagrantly failing football club.

Thread fail.

[TheCardinal 0]

[quote user="Jim Duffy"]

Yet more conceptual excrement from out select band of dimwits who cannot grasp the notion of carefully considered, thoughtful and evidenced criticism of a flagrantly failing football club.

Thread fail.

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I find the notion of conceptual excrement quite hard to fathom.

[renegade tootsie 0]

ryank you are living in a dreamworld.  I hope the horror does not blow your mind when you wak up and see what is really going on.

[SuperWesIrishWizard 0]

[quote user="JC"]ryank you are living in a dreamworld.  I hope the horror does not blow your mind when you wak up and see what is really going on.
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I am happy living my life as an optimist thank you, its what gets me out of bed in the morning and its what makes me smile. I hope that you dont get to 60 and realise that you have wasted your life in a hole of negativity and depression. Life is too short.

[spudgfsh 0]

[quote user="WEEN_NASTY"]

I''m starting the Norwich Against Delia Society.

[:D]

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If it was the ''Norfolk Against Delia Society'' you could have a branch in gorleston called ''Gorleston Official Norfolk Against Delia Society''

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="Jim Duffy"]

Yet more conceptual excrement from out select band of dimwits who cannot grasp the notion of carefully considered, thoughtful and evidenced criticism of a flagrantly failing football club.

Thread fail.[/quote]Jim. Amazing how you can come up with "conceptual excrement" when you can''t spell "our" !   [;)]

[SAFU2007 0]

[quote user="spudgfsh"][quote user="WEEN_NASTY"]

I''m starting the Norwich Against Delia Society.

[:D]

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If it was the ''Norfolk Against Delia Society'' you could have a branch in gorleston called ''Gorleston Official Norfolk Against Delia Society''

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Joining

[Pinks 0]

[quote user="spudgfsh"][quote user="WEEN_NASTY"]

I''m starting the Norwich Against Delia Society.

[:D]

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If it was the ''Norfolk Against Delia Society'' you could have a branch in gorleston called ''Gorleston Official Norfolk Against Delia Society''

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Cracking

[renegade tootsie 0]

What drivel.  I live for today and am optimistic every single day.  I work for myself so have to be positive and motivated to achieve.  Recently my Aunt died, a woman who was one of the most optimistic and enthusiastic people I have ever met, and her early death has inspired me to live every day with positivity and enjoy life as much as I can.  I do not live in negativity or depression.But that does not mean I cannot see the truth.  Being optimistic does not mean backing the status quo when it is being shown day after day to be the wrong horse to back. That is called ignoring facts.  It does not mean coming up with ridiculous statements about resigning Donkerty the wonder horse when anyone can see he is barely up to the job - and the guy did not even want to stay at Norwich!Sorry, but you are living in a dreamworld.[quote user="ryank"]

[quote user="JC"]ryank you are living in a dreamworld.  I hope the horror does not blow your mind when you wak up and see what is really going on.[/quote]

I am happy living my life as an optimist thank you, its what gets me out of bed in the morning and its what makes me smile. I hope that you dont get to 60 and realise that you have wasted your life in a hole of negativity and depression. Life is too short.

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[Gentleman Jim 0]

 

 

. . . . . . .you could have a branch in gorleston called ''Gorleston Official Norfolk Against Delia Society''

Oy you spudgfsh ! How very dare you ?

What''s wrong with using Great Yarmouth pick''un on us poor sea ciders, will tell boy Glen bout yew when he are cummin down ere Wednesday !

By the way Gorleston always spelled with Capital "G"