First Wazzock 904 Posted July 4, 2008 A farmer in Cornwall has sucessfully grown a field of vibrators, sadly he''s now got squatters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted July 4, 2008 What do you get if you cross a Jehoavas Witness and a Millwall fan?. Someone who knocks on the door and tells you to f**k off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Three ducks walk into a bar and the barman says to the first duck, "What''s your name and what have you been doing today""My names Huey and I have been in and out of puddles all day". Thats nice says the barman.He turns to the second duck and says "whats your name and what have you been doing"My name duey and I have been in and out of puddles all dayThats nice says the barman again turning to the third duck "and whats your name?" My names Puddles!! Yes I hated it as well but why should I suffer on my own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted July 4, 2008 Why does dyslexia start with a B ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted July 4, 2008 What does N.O.D stand for?National Dyslexic Organisation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted July 4, 2008 Dyslexic songOld McDonald had a farm O-I-O-I-E Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted July 4, 2008 Did you hear the guy who wrote the Hokey Cokey died this week - it took them 4 hours to get the coffin lid on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herb 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Q: How do you make a woman orgasm 5 times in a row?A: Who cares!(alternative answer: Send her round my place...) [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alykanas 0 Posted July 4, 2008 A duck goes into a bar and says to the barman.Got any bread?The barman says no I havent.The duck says again Got any bread?The barman saysI told you already no I haventThe duck saysGot any bread?The barman says No I haven t and if you ask me again I will get my hammer and nail your beak to the bar.The duck saysGot any nails?The barman saysNo I haventThe duck says Got any bread? Suit yourselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TWEETY PIE 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Dyslexia Rules - K O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gary 0 Posted July 4, 2008 dyslexics of the world Untie The devil worshipping dyslexics worship Santa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted July 4, 2008 What about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted July 4, 2008 What about the gay swan......went round flogging cygnet rings! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wembley_Canary 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Ipswich fans are NOT deluded - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL8honNpOr0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites