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[AndyJR 0]

So lets discuss this:

[can u sit down please 0]

Brilliant! Always a topic when on holiday with my mates!

Im not a medical buff but aint it something to do with when a baby first forms it does so as a girl?

Laugh at me if im wrong but will be good to get an answer!

[Rum Ol Boy 0]

quite correct young sir

[Fozzie 0]

How about this for a topic:

"How Many Nipples Do You Have?"

photo evidence may be required.

[can u sit down please 0]

[quote user="rum-ole-boy"]quite correct young sir
[/quote]

WAHOOOOOOOOO! Im now getting on the blower to brag!

[CaptnCanary 0]

OK so do male pigs have like 8 nipples or something???

[Evil Monkey 52]

Its because all embryos at initial development stage are inherently

"female" until the Y chromosone is added to the mix, as it were. 

There is no evolutionary reason for males to have nipples, but then

there is also no reason for male mammals not to have

nipples.  There is no disadvantage in males having them, so there

is no reason for them to have been "phased out" of males through

natural selection.  For males not to have nipples, the embryo

development process would have to be changed and there is no

evolutionary reason for this to have happened. (or something like that)

Or, if you''re a creationist: "because God said so."

So there. [:)]

[city-till-i-die 7]

all above posts...lmfao

[Rum Ol Boy 0]

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[Evil Monkey 52]

Ooh, if we''re getting points for scientific accuracy, the male nipple

can be considered a "vestigal" organ, ie a former function or feature

that is now redundant.  They are not used for regulating body temperature or picking up Jazz FM...

[can u sit down please 0]

[quote user="rum-ole-boy"]I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
[/quote]

ROFL!!

[CaptnCanary 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Ooh, if we''re getting points for scientific accuracy, the male nipple can be considered a "vestigal" organ, ie a former function or feature that is now redundant.  They are not used for regulating body temperature or picking up Jazz FM...
[/quote]

Is the appendix and tonsils one of those too?

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="CaptnCanary"]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Ooh, if we''re

getting points for scientific accuracy, the male nipple can be

considered a "vestigal" organ, ie a former function or feature that is

now redundant.  They are not used for regulating body temperature or picking up Jazz FM...[/quote]

Is the appendix and tonsils one of those too?

[/quote]

Yup indeed (as far as I know...)... bear in mind this isn''t my area of

expertise by any means, there was just an interesting article in New

Scientist a few months ago about it all... (geek!)[:$]

[AndyJR 0]

There obviously wasn''t much news on Wednesday around Norfolk I would hazard a guess.

[Evil Monkey 52]

Or maybe Archant have only just realised men have them?  Probably

read a mention of them on here, looked down and said "what the hell are

those?"  Did David Cuffley write the article, perchance??[:P]

[DDD In The Fine City 1]

Men also have a half formed clitorus, down behind the shaft about where it should be if we were women.

go on have a feel!

[ron obvious 1,711]

Eeeooouuuwww!!!!!   Too much information!

Hang on ...... oooh

[AndyJR 0]

Delia''s Devonshire Dirtbox wrote the following post at 07/07/2008 3:27 PM:

Men also have a half formed clitorus, down behind the shaft about where it should be if we were women.

go on have a feel!

Bet that wasn''t mentioned in the article.

[Evil Monkey 52]

You''d think I''d remember if it was.... [+o(]

[Rum Ol Boy 0]

Believe me, if I had a clitorus, winky and boobs........I never come out of my house

[McCanary 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Or maybe Archant have only just realised men have them?  Probably read a mention of them on here, looked down and said "what the hell are those?"  Did David Cuffley write the article, perchance??[:P]
[/quote]

 

This information was actually released in a statement by Peter Cullum in a thinly veiled attempt to deflect attention from his ( non) bid for the club!!!

[Mark .Y. 375]

[quote user="Delias Devonshire Dirtbox"]

Men also have a half formed clitorus, down behind the shaft about where it should be if we were women.

go on have a feel!

[/quote]

How on earth would a bloke know where to start looking !!!

Mark .Y.

 

 

[AndyJR 0]

[quote user="Mark .Y."][quote user="Delias Devonshire Dirtbox"]

Men also have a half formed clitorus, down behind the shaft about where it should be if we were women.

go on have a feel!

[/quote]

How on earth would a bloke know where to start looking !!!

Mark .Y.

 

 

[/quote]I suppose making an appointment with one''s GP to ask might be considered wasting the NHS''s time.

[Fozzie 0]

[quote user="AndyJR"][quote user="Mark .Y."][quote user="Delias Devonshire Dirtbox"]

Men also have a half formed clitorus, down behind the shaft about where it should be if we were women.

go on have a feel!

[/quote]

How on earth would a bloke know where to start looking !!!

Mark .Y.

 

 

[/quote]I suppose making an appointment with one''s GP to ask might be considered wasting the NHS''s time.[/quote]I think after you''ve helped to find each other''s you could make it worth his time...

[7rew 0]

Evil monkey you are wrong.The reason men have nipples is "for practice".

[AndyJR 0]

[quote user="7rew"]Evil monkey you are wrong.The reason men have nipples is "for practice".[/quote]Good lord you must have a long neck.

[Chrisr 0]

[quote user="AndyJR"][quote user="7rew"]Evil monkey you are wrong.The reason men have nipples is "for practice".[/quote]Good lord you must have a long neck.[/quote]Or maybe a maliable chest!

[AndyJR 0]

[quote user="Chrisr"][quote user="AndyJR"][quote user="7rew"]Evil monkey you are wrong.The reason men have nipples is "for practice".[/quote]Good lord you must have a long neck.[/quote]Or maybe a maliable chest!

[/quote]Could''nt think of a non offensive way of putting that!!!

[lucky green trainers 0]

[quote user="Chrisr"][quote user="AndyJR"][quote user="7rew"]Evil monkey you are wrong.The reason men have nipples is "for practice".[/quote]Good lord you must have a long neck.[/quote]Or maybe a maliable chest!

[/quote]or long pointy nipples,  like cruise missiles when erect!"?

[AJ 1,359]

Another question.DO male nipples actually grow back if you freeze them and flick them off?I''ve always wanted to know if anybody has tried it, or is it really just a myth?!