So about that prison escape

[cambridgeshire canary 6,799]

So, let's get what we know out of the way. Guy who's known to his friends for being a bit of an idiot gets a job in the army. While in the army he then get's acess to the various databases and infomation they hold on british troops and military which it's said he then started giving to contacts he made from or in Iran. You know, a hostile enemy state that's an islamic supremacist hellhole of a country and one that is known to be a hiding place of countless terrorists and a country that even has it's very own "supreme leader"..

In 2021 he was arrested on suspicion of breaching the Official Secrets Act but for some bizzare reason seemingly managed to get out of those charges and was allowed to return to the British militery.

At some point later he then goes and make some kind of fake bomb which its been said was seemingly a deodrent can with an alarm clock covered in wires and plants it in open view in a Ministry of Defence site. Obviosuly this not well thought out plan of his gets him found and arrested (Seems he was testing British police and militery responce times for his Iranian contacts?) and he is charged with "trying to elicit personal information about soldiers likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism"

So, we have someone who has arguably been a traitor to the country he was born in and was attempting to sell off goverment and military secrets and possibility commit an act of mass terror that may have killed innocent people and.. He get's thrown into what is according to some is a rather cushy catagory B prison where he gets given a job in the kitchen baking pretty cakes.

And then one day while working in the kitchen and dressed as a cliche looking chef nobody seems to bother doing any of the normal and routine checks of comings and goings and he.. Straps himself to the bottom of a van in the prison and that then gets driven away and out of the prison and he's not been seen since? And it's said it took almost half an hour for the prison to even notice he was missing?

While this new reboot of the four lions movie does seem rather interesting if very silly and unbelievable does anybody else think that something else that we don't know about is going on? The whole story stinks worse than a cheap fish market

Why do I get the feeling he could be sitting in the Iranian embassy eating popcorn and laughing at the news right now?

Edited September 8, 2023 by cambridgeshire canary

[Herman 9,825]

Hard to believe an over populated and under staffed, decrepit prison lost an inmate. 

[TheGunnShow 6,002]

Wouldn't rule out bribery of prison staff. 

Daniel Abed Khalife news: Wandsworth prison escape ‘pre-planned’ as police urge witness to come forward | The Independent

[Capt. Pants 4,277]

Obviously the truck avoided all speed bumps as well otherwise could have gotten messy.

Seems a lot of effort to get him out. Can't believe it won't be captured on CCTV somewhere.

He'll be forever in debt to those that helped him out. Best they find him, lock him up properly or neutralise him.

[Barbe bleu 832]

2 hours ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

 

So, we have someone who has arguably been a traitor to the country he was born in and was attempting to sell off goverment and military secrets and possibility commit an act of mass terror that may have killed innocent people and.. 

That's one analysis.   The other end of the possibilities is that he tried to give away sensitive,  but not secret, information of a fairly low risk nature and played the fool for attention with his bomb threat rather than started in the road to mass terror.

 

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

2 hours ago, Herman said:

Hard to believe an over populated and under staffed, decrepit prison lost an inmate. 

Apparently one night shift had 7 officers to cover 1500 inmates.

[Barbe bleu 832]

1 hour ago, keelansgrandad said:

Apparently one night shift had 7 officers to cover 1500 inmates.

The room service must be terrible 

[keelansgrandad 6,679]

48 minutes ago, Barbe bleu said:

The room service must be terrible 

Especially if you run out of Rizla.

[TheGunnShow 6,002]

He's been caught and arrested again.

[Herman 9,825]

31 minutes ago, TheGunnShow said:

He's been caught and arrested again.

5 miles away!!  The useless git.

 

Edited September 9, 2023 by Herman
wrong distance.

[Pyro Pete 1,920]

So he made it 5 miles from the prison in three and a half days.

There was us being told by experts he was highly trained, resourceful, intelligent. Like all soldiers in the military.

A bit like this then?

 

[TheGunnShow 6,002]

Call me a really cynical bar-steward, and plenty do, but maybe this was a media story concocted to make our public services look bad whilst also trying to paint outsiders as bogeymen to try and relieve the pressure on our useless government?

[A Load of Squit 5,221]

1 hour ago, Herman said:

5 miles away!!  The useless git.

 

He was caught by an Ultra Low Escapee's Zone camera.

[Herman 9,825]

Should have stayed saaafff of the river.

[littleyellowbirdie 2,595]

1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said:

Call me a really cynical bar-steward, and plenty do, but maybe this was a media story concocted to make our public services look bad whilst also trying to paint outsiders as bogeymen to try and relieve the pressure on our useless government?

I think that's beyond cynical bar steward and approaching tin foil hat territory.

[Naturalcynic 667]

1 hour ago, TheGunnShow said:

Call me a really cynical bar-steward, and plenty do, but maybe this was a media story concocted to make our public services look bad whilst also trying to paint outsiders as bogeymen to try and relieve the pressure on our useless government?

Utter cobblers.

[Capt. Pants 4,277]

Hardly worth making a film about further down the line.

Will be banged up even longer now. Useless ****.