BroadstairsR 2,232 Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) Bull's b-ollocks, pig's entrails, gristle, monosodium glutamate and added flavouring all encased in a used Durex and put in a white bread roll. Do people actually pay good money for those things? I hope that the mustard is good at least. Colmans? Edited March 25, 2023 by BroadstairsR 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BroadstairsR said: hope that the mustard is good at least. Colmans? No chance its Colmans ... that would eat into the 39p that it costs to make , cook and serve. PS it wont be Durex either, probably a diverted bulk order from ali express , 1 for 4p , 100 for £3 , 1000 for 20 quid etc etc. Free delivery if you are prepared to wait six weeks. Edited March 25, 2023 by wcorkcanary 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,315 Posted March 25, 2023 I've eaten wurst..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, Mello Yello said: I've eaten wurst..... Me too!! Had a currywurst in Spain( german owned restaurant) only a couple of weeks ago, not had one for nearly 40 years....it tasted exactly the same as from a schnellimbiss. Bratwurst... kids stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,369 Posted March 25, 2023 18 minutes ago, BroadstairsR said: Bull's b-ollocks, pig's entrails, gristle, monosodium glutamate and added flavouring all encased in a used Durex and put in a white bread roll. Do people actually pay good money for those things? I hope that the mustard is good at least. Colmans? After six pints who cares ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,232 Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, ......and Smith must score. said: After six pints who cares ? Only about the brand of mustard, I hope you mean. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,315 Posted March 25, 2023 When you take a few disgusting tasteless bites and throw it in the bin....and it immediately squeals and bounces out and back into your hand..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, BroadstairsR said: Only about the brand of mustard, I hope you mean. I take a tube of Colmans away with me as one of my five liquids in my little clear plastic bag thingy....its caused amusement at security a few times. Handy tip..... if making Colmans up from powder for a special occasion , use the stock/ gravy for the meal as the liquid for mixing the mustard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted March 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Handy tip..... if making Colmans up from powder for a special occasion , use the stock/ gravy for the meal as the liquid for mixing the mustard. One of Delia's tips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Greavsy said: One of Delia's tips? Could be G, i picked it up from me mam. She was a bit of a Delia fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted March 25, 2023 Nice one Corkio. Mustard shop was/ is a good one. (not sure it's still about) used to enjoy popping into the one (in bridewell alley I think it was). We used to take gifts from there when visiting family / friends who lived elsewhere. Always well received. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,369 Posted March 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, wcorkcanary said: Handy tip..... if making Colmans up from powder for a special occasion I’ve heard that just lately City fans have been snorting a couple of lines before the game. Takes your mind off what’s to come….. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 25, 2023 1 minute ago, ......and Smith must score. said: I’ve heard that just lately City fans have been snorting a couple of lines before the game. Takes your mind off what’s to come….. Just dont mix it with bicarb of soda and water and heat until it reforms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crispeduk 282 Posted March 25, 2023 Fresh made's the only way - but may struggle getting the corned beef sandwich through customs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiScot 1,491 Posted March 25, 2023 Cambridge starts an Onlyfans. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARYKING 644 Posted March 25, 2023 My mate once paid three quid for a sausage roll at CR but it had no sausage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted March 26, 2023 9 hours ago, CANARYKING said: My mate once paid three quid for a sausage roll at CR but it had no sausage Vegetarian option? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wcorkcanary 4,355 Posted March 26, 2023 15 hours ago, CANARYKING said: My mate once paid three quid for a sausage roll at CR but it had no sausage Post op ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,826 Posted March 26, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 08:48, cambridgeshire canary said: They've run out of sausages in Germany so they're having to make new ones out of seabirds. It's a tern for the wurst. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greavsy 2,475 Posted March 26, 2023 Doesn't look much better at old Trafford Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,876 Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Greavsy said: Doesn't look much better at old Trafford At least it's been cooked! Although the cheese on the other hand.. Edited March 26, 2023 by cambridgeshire canary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
