Pyro Pete 1,941 Posted December 5, 2022 Just don't ask him to pass the salt. https://www.canaries.co.uk/content/carrow-road-to-host-2023-burns-night 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 5, 2022 Thought it was about A&E when I read it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,369 Posted December 5, 2022 Probably something for Jocks to enjoy more than others but the people they're wheeling in from the French House to prepare the meal should be good. It's a cracking pub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
overthebordercanary 143 Posted December 5, 2022 Will Kenny be pointing you to your seat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 5, 2022 Kenny will be chef, waiter, barman and they will ask him to wash up if necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARYKING 644 Posted December 5, 2022 Went to one at CR with Brian Gunn and Malay Mackay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keelansgrandad 6,679 Posted December 5, 2022 38 minutes ago, CANARYKING said: Went to one at CR with Brian Gunn and Malay Mackay I thought he was Scottish 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crispeduk 282 Posted December 6, 2022 13 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: Thought it was about A&E when I read it. 12 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: Kenny will be chef, waiter, barman and they will ask him to wash up if necessary. 10 hours ago, keelansgrandad said: I thought he was Scottish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You're on a roll here KG. I'll have some of what you're having. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,941 Posted January 25, 2023 In case you were wondering how this went... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 5,251 Posted January 25, 2023 Is the guy at the front our Cantwell replacement? He should get a similar amount of game time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARYKING 644 Posted January 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Pyro Pete said: In case you were wondering how this went... What’s Grant wearing ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canario 219 Posted January 26, 2023 What was the spread? Fried Mars bars and Buckfast? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feedthewolf 4,946 Posted January 26, 2023 This thread reminded me of the year when we did poems for Burns Night: Here's my offering. My all-time dream XI, by feedthewolf Between the sticks, Theoklitos From Australia he came; But harshly he was jettisoned After just one game. At right-back Jon Ostemobor Had electrifying pace; But sadly it was only used To run to the wrong place. The left side of the back four Was proudly, briefly held By a no-mark from the Netherlands Named Fernando Derveld. To keep it tight at centre-back Is integral to the plot; Although the memo never reached The hapless Kevin Scott. Coolness under pressure, though Is a staple in a melee; So for services to bear hugs, Give it up for Ginger Pele! The right side of the midfield four Think Barnes, think Tony Daley; Speed and skills and flair and thrills, Or Simon bloody Whaley. On the left, and quite bereft Of anything worth selling, The overrated genius Of Christopher Llewellyn. The centre circle was the home Of a grumpy Gallic stooge; He came, he saw, he got sent off Merci pour rien, Le Juge. His partner in the engine room The greasy-haired Canary Least likely to complete a pass The Jewson League's Shaun Carey. When we came down in ninety-five A fire sale fans were fearing Although their fears were realised, At least we ditched Mike Sheron. When we came down in zero-five A new hero was born; Thirty-six games and just one goal Good riddance, Peter Thorne. No star team would be complete Without a man to lead them But Paul Lambert is not the man For this long walk to freedom. If managers are music bands Then this tw*t is Toploader The most offensive known to man Is patently Glenn Roeder. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pyro Pete 1,941 Posted January 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Feedthewolf said: This thread reminded me of the year when we did poems for Burns Night: Here's my offering. My all-time dream XI, by feedthewolf Between the sticks, Theoklitos From Australia he came; But harshly he was jettisoned After just one game. At right-back Jon Ostemobor Had electrifying pace; But sadly it was only used To run to the wrong place. The left side of the back four Was proudly, briefly held By a no-mark from the Netherlands Named Fernando Derveld. To keep it tight at centre-back Is integral to the plot; Although the memo never reached The hapless Kevin Scott. Coolness under pressure, though Is a staple in a melee; So for services to bear hugs, Give it up for Ginger Pele! The right side of the midfield four Think Barnes, think Tony Daley; Speed and skills and flair and thrills, Or Simon bloody Whaley. On the left, and quite bereft Of anything worth selling, The overrated genius Of Christopher Llewellyn. The centre circle was the home Of a grumpy Gallic stooge; He came, he saw, he got sent off Merci pour rien, Le Juge. His partner in the engine room The greasy-haired Canary Least likely to complete a pass The Jewson League's Shaun Carey. When we came down in ninety-five A fire sale fans were fearing Although their fears were realised, At least we ditched Mike Sheron. When we came down in zero-five A new hero was born; Thirty-six games and just one goal Good riddance, Peter Thorne. No star team would be complete Without a man to lead them But Paul Lambert is not the man For this long walk to freedom. If managers are music bands Then this tw*t is Toploader The most offensive known to man Is patently Glenn Roeder. Excellent. Thoroughly enjoyed reading that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,504 Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Feedthewolf said: This thread reminded me of the year when we did poems for Burns Night: Scarey read, brings back "really" bad times"! Spot on though ... in every aspect. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
