Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 7, 2016 Too many pale ale''s in this line up, thats why?Very creative Lappinitup, must have lots of spare time ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,395 Posted February 7, 2016 Lack of Peroni and Jamesons Irish seems to be the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 7, 2016 That''s the spirit Less. [Y][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 7, 2016 All a bit cordial on here this afternoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 7, 2016 [quote user="ricardo"]Lack of Peroni and Jamesons Irish seems to be the problem.[/quote]We haven''t signed those players yet Ricardo - but I''m sure they''ll go down well when we do. [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshirePudding 0 Posted February 7, 2016 A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 7, 2016 We should have gone for Whyte & Mckay in the window, mind you some on here would still have a grouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleyellowbirdie 2,550 Posted February 7, 2016 [quote user="YorkshirePudding"]A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council.[/quote]How about a pissup in a micro-brewery? Still technically a brewery, but with all the toilets and tills etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,765 Posted February 7, 2016 [quote user="YorkshirePudding"]A Pi$$ up in a brewery would actually be quite difficult to organise if you think about it:You might have a lot of beer on hand, but you''re going to need to set up temporary bars to serve it, and hire staff to man them.There will be sufficient toilet facilities for the workforce only. You''re going to need to bring in temporary toilets to handle the increased load.Transportation is difficult too. Breweries tend to be on the outskirts of towns, meaning people will need to be driven there. You''d need coaches or minibuses since people can''t drive home afterwards. If you''re lucky, there will be public transport but it probably won''t run late enough for getting people home.A brewery is an industrial facility. There are lots of ways for people to hurt themselves, or cock up batches of beer by pressing buttons or contaminating the tanks. You''d need security people, plus barriers.Catering too. More staff and temporary structures.You might need to get a temporary licence to sell alcohol from the local council.[/quote]That''s a 21st century p-up in a brewery. Most of us 20th century people (a few 19th) where all you need is a bottle/glass and a wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 7, 2016 I think my team would get plenty of boos from the fans............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 7, 2016 Bit of a poor show with no subs or manager! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted February 7, 2016 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]Bit of a poor show with no subs or manager![/quote]Ok. We can have another.......And then......And this one took a lot of digging up........Recalled Josh and Jake then.......All managed by Phew! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted February 7, 2016 Brilliant Lapps, but the whiners will still wine ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr footy 36 Posted February 7, 2016 At last someone with who won''t bottle it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted February 7, 2016 Ivo pinto couldn''t even make it into a drinking squad with a name like that ? How must be worst than we thought!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Budapest Canary 152 Posted February 8, 2016 Here''s some more. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted February 8, 2016 Well done Lapps [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Windley 76 Posted February 8, 2016 Think you may have stumbled onto the answer to the teams current problems here Lapps, just give the players a quick tot of rum each before they go out onto the pitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites