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Posted in the sad realisation that this one is much sh****r than the efforts by other posters (top work gents) If you''re wondering why All the Saudi oil riches elude you And Robbie Savage is rude and cruel to you I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must suffer and cry for a longer time You just haven''t earned it yet, baby And I''m telling you now... If you''re wondering why When all I wanted from life was to be famous I should have tried for Shane Long, it''s all gone wrong I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why But you wouldn''t believe me You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must suffer and cry for a longer time You just haven''t earned it yet, Baby And I''m telling you now... I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why Today I am remembering the time When they pulled me back And held me down and said Costa''s not offside because You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, my son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must stay on your own for slightly longer You just haven''t earned it yet baby And I''m telling you now... You just haven''t earned it yet, baby Oh... You just haven''t earned it yet, baby Oh... Oh

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head And as I climb into an empty bed Oh well, enough said I know it''s over still I cling I don''t know where else I can go, mother Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head See, the sea wants to take me The knife wants to slit me Do you think you can help me? And I know it''s over Still I cling I don''t know where else I can go It''s over, it''s over, it''s over Although the pies at Rotherham are nice.......

I was in Florida. I refused to leave our hotel until I got internet connection. The pink un website had him signing for us. I was too excited to even go to Disney land.

"Some of our possession game was really good" Guess who? "Our football was good" "There were periods of the game when we showed quality on the ball" He is a fu cking loon. Get him sectioned.

See the life I''ve had could make a good man turn bad So please please please let me get what I want Lord knows it would be the first time. Shut the door on the way out Chris.........and while your at it don''t let rusty back on the radio as he just described our performance in the first 10 mins as.......and I quote......"fantastic" To be honest we ain''t even gonna challenge in championship next season - even if we do axe Hughton now. I need a drink.

That made I laugh! Hats off to you Sir! COYY

Concrete slippers...........North Sea...........you mean you want someone to kill him or even do the deed yourself? No professional football.............OK No freedom (prison)..............OK , if you must. Kill him..........you are a tw%t

That should be lady not ladies......mmmmm

I have a home shirt from 2003/4 season which has been signed by all first team squad. Problem is that is was a wedding present from my wife and like the 2004/5 season the marriage was less than a resounding success. I am now about to move in with new partner and she isn''t too keen on said shirt. It is professionally framed and in mint condition. Any ideas? And yes I have considered keeping the shirt and getting rid of my ladies so no-one need bother to make that joke now.

Can''t reveal my sources but I have heard we are going into administration and shop has been shut as a cost cutting measure. Premier league money has already been spent on servicing the debt and that McNasty has run off to Barbados to live with Chrissy Martin and Chrissy Jackson off Radio Broadland. Paul Lambert has been poached by Birmingham to replace McGleish and Grant Holt has been allowed to speak to Dereham as a potential replacement for the Linnets bound Danny Beaumont. Rumour has it that our only chance of survival is a consortium lead by Danny Mills and Mark Fotheringham. His contract a Formagusta having been a damn sight more lucrative than we previously thought. The new kit will remain unavailable as errea have stopped production due to unpaid bills and that the italian highly leftwing and heavily unionised workforce have taken massive umbridge with out racist promo video. The clubs a shambles. Sack the board. Its all Stephen Frys fault and you cant even even be racist anymore.

Yeah - you bar stard. There I was busy doing all sorts of important stuff like curing cancer , persuading Messi to sign (he is very tempted) , slowly undressing Kylie and watching that S.Mouse video on youtube. I was doing all that stuff and then you go and post a link to an advert that we have all seen. Well I hope that you are ashamed of yourself. Never darken our door again unless you have sparkly fresh information to share. We dont want your stinking old used and shrivelled links. Up your game sunshine. You are posting on the pinkun now. You can just be any geek off the street with your old links that everyone has already seen. Boo

So because you have been unfortunate enough to have a family member attempt suicide we (the pinkun masses) should not attempt to make any jokes whatsoever.........sorry for your loss but get a fuggin life mate......it doesn''t make you special

was going to pub with mates for big night including football............my babysitters let me down (binner) and now got to stay home wiv lil un. anyone know if/how i can watch on tinterweb???????

This must happen for the followingn reasons; Its funny Paul Lambert deserves it We are gonna be having the kind of pressure-off party such an event would tie in well with I already own all the requisite kit (stylish devil that I am) except the lambert face mask. kudos to whoever had this idea.

I am struggling with the Pompey thing. On one hand don''t ever want to see a football team disappear. There have been too many already...........stop press I think bellaz has just put man city ahead at chelsea............on the other I will not be a happy boy at all if we end up playing Pompey in near future and they are still enjoying their parachute payments and putting out more expensive team than us. If the premier league was truly a league then Pompey should have to drop down into conference at least. What it really is I suspect is a grubby little cabal of money -grabbing, amoral , protectionist tosspots. I will not enjoy seeing them dominate championship next year with their massive para payment. But would I really rather see them go "poof" and disappear in a cloud of smoke. You know what - I think I would. Feel free to tell me why I''m wrong. I realise that I very probably am. Feeling a little to bitter to be thinking clearly.

RuelFox 27 Feb 2010, 1:39PM UNITEDS GREEN AND GOLD Excuse the rampant pendantry but................those scarfs are not green and gold! They are clearly green and yellow. Wolves play in gold and those whiney mancs are not wearing gold. Tis a good job they aint yellow and green because the powers that be at fortress carra rud would unleash mad dog macnally and he would demand reparations. Serious reparations. I reckon a months loan of rooney , to coincide with the leeds match should suffice. Incidently - whilst on the subject of our ''rivals'' (ahem) for 3rd division. Have you ever visited their WACCOE forum. Tis proper , proper funny. Basically - unless you happen to be David Batty or Billy Bremner you are officially a c**t. They don''t much care for all things NCFC at the moment. Can''t imagine how they will react to seeing the "scum" wearing the colours of the "jumped up , no fans , sister f**cking c**ts" of my beloved canaries. AND THEY ARE LOSING AT HUDDERSFIELD. I''m off to troll my arse of on WACCOE and hopefully learn some new swears.

Keane was never ever gonna cut it as a manager. Churning out magnificent performance after magnicifent performance at the very top level does not leave one with much time to consider the more subtle tactical elements of the game. Maintaining almost psychotic levels of intensity throughout game after game makes you a winner - as a player. Such an admirable yet freakish mental approach to winning a game of football made keane a truly wonderful player - and it , in my humble opinion, is excactly what will continue to prevent him ever making it as a manager. Rumour has it that many of the Ipswich squad are shit scared of him. Not a difficult rumour to believe is it? Having said all that as a Norwich boy with yella and green wee-wee I hope he sticks at it. Our manager has also got a champions league winners medal , he could "look after himself" on the pitch too - just like mad-roy. I just suspect that mad-roy was so massively "fired-up?" as a player he really can''t relate to the 99.9% of todays players who are not. Keane - better player. Lambert - better manager. Ipswich - going down. Norwich - going up.

and i did mean herion. its a new drug i just invented

Goodness that brings back memories (although mamaries could be equally applicable) - Carra Rud , 14,000 crowd , poisonous atmosphere a la fat bob , can''t remember the opposition , sometime mid/late 90''s. Jan Molbys city debut. He was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat that you could see if he was an innie or an outey through his shirt. and these shirts weren''t your modern tight stretchy types. and a splendid pair of man boobs also. johnny hartson was pure herion chic in comparison.

apologies for all the versions......thought i was being censored by ''the man'' when i was actually getting merged......or something.

My birthday party is not going to have much people. It is still going to be the best birthday party ever , mainly cos I am going to be there. I like me. I am my bestest friend in the whole wide world. My old best friend is best friends with another boy now. He is a bigger boy and has much much more friends than me. I donut have much other friends as I am what my mummy calls "a hateful little twit. Although my mummy says "twit" a bit diffrent to everybody else. Everyone is friends with this bigger boy cos he is really good at football and has a massive house - his mum is a sposed to make a luvly pie. So cos everyone likes him then everyone can''t come to my party. It will just be me and my couzens , and both of their carers. We will have games and if mummy doesn;t let me win at pass the parcel then I will not even let her come to my party next year. I did get a nice football as an early birthday present yestaday - my mum told my dad to let me open it so that the "arrogant , greedy little twit might give me a minutes peace" and she said twit all funny again like before. But my uncle Adrian kicked it miles up in the air and into another garden which is miles and miles and miles away. It was a really really really long way away. I will cry and cry until my mum goes to get it back.

My birthday party is not going to have much people. It is still going to be the best birthday party ever , mainly cos I am going to be there. I like me. I am my bestest friend in the whole wide world. My old best friend is best friends with another boy now. He is a bigger boy and has much much more friends than me. I donut have much other friends as I am what my mummy calls "a hateful little twit. Although my mummy says "twit" a bit diffrent to everybody else. Everyone is friends with this bigger boy cos he is really good at football and has a massive house - his mum is sposed to make a luvly pie. So cos everyone likes him then everyone can''t come to my party. It will just be me and my couzens , and both of their carers. We will have games and if mummy doesn;t let me win at pass the parcel then I will not even let her come to my party next year. I did get a nice football as an early birthday present yestaday - my mum told my dad to let me open it so that the "arrogant , greedy little twit might give me a minutes peace" and she said twit all funny again like before. But my uncle Adrian kicked it miles up in the air and into another garden which is miles and miles and miles away. It was a really really really long way away.

You can take away my sweetheart Not troubled a bit You can steal all my silver I won''t have a fit You can key my new beemer I will care not a jolt But please Auntie Delia Don''t sell Grant Holt He''s happy and smiley He runs around lots He''s good in the air Footballs'' Freddie Flintoft He''s gonna get 30 Hold the trophy aloft He worth fifty-thousand of the likes of Lee Croft So I beg you Aunt Delia Dont sell Grant Holt I''m starting to love him He has zero faults I''m a married man So how can it be that I find Grant Holt a bit sexy

keane must stay. he is a top class manager. doing a great job at ippers. i have never enjoyed watching ippers on tv before , but now keano has them playing the way I like them to play. keano must stay.

This is entertainment in its finest form. More lingering shots of roy keane , chewing so hard he might break his teeth , please. Binners will not finish with 11 men. Mad Roy , on behalf of canaries evrywhere , we love you. I''m off to troll on a binner board as the portman road voice of reason "we gotta keap the fath in keeen , he mite do well and we can stil reech the playofs" check the spelling.........thats for realism.