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Posted in the sad realisation that this one is much sh****r than the efforts by other posters (top work gents) If you''re wondering why All the Saudi oil riches elude you And Robbie Savage is rude and cruel to you I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must suffer and cry for a longer time You just haven''t earned it yet, baby And I''m telling you now... If you''re wondering why When all I wanted from life was to be famous I should have tried for Shane Long, it''s all gone wrong I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why But you wouldn''t believe me You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must suffer and cry for a longer time You just haven''t earned it yet, Baby And I''m telling you now... I''ll tell you why I''ll tell you why Today I am remembering the time When they pulled me back And held me down and said Costa''s not offside because You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You just haven''t earned it, my son You just haven''t earned it yet, baby You must stay on your own for slightly longer You just haven''t earned it yet baby And I''m telling you now... You just haven''t earned it yet, baby Oh... You just haven''t earned it yet, baby Oh... Oh

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head And as I climb into an empty bed Oh well, enough said I know it''s over still I cling I don''t know where else I can go, mother Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head See, the sea wants to take me The knife wants to slit me Do you think you can help me? And I know it''s over Still I cling I don''t know where else I can go It''s over, it''s over, it''s over Although the pies at Rotherham are nice.......

I was in Florida. I refused to leave our hotel until I got internet connection. The pink un website had him signing for us. I was too excited to even go to Disney land.

"Some of our possession game was really good" Guess who? "Our football was good" "There were periods of the game when we showed quality on the ball" He is a fu cking loon. Get him sectioned.

See the life I''ve had could make a good man turn bad So please please please let me get what I want Lord knows it would be the first time. Shut the door on the way out Chris.........and while your at it don''t let rusty back on the radio as he just described our performance in the first 10 mins as.......and I quote......"fantastic" To be honest we ain''t even gonna challenge in championship next season - even if we do axe Hughton now. I need a drink.

That made I laugh! Hats off to you Sir! COYY

Concrete slippers...........North Sea...........you mean you want someone to kill him or even do the deed yourself? No professional football.............OK No freedom (prison)..............OK , if you must. Kill him..........you are a tw%t

That should be lady not ladies......mmmmm

I have a home shirt from 2003/4 season which has been signed by all first team squad. Problem is that is was a wedding present from my wife and like the 2004/5 season the marriage was less than a resounding success. I am now about to move in with new partner and she isn''t too keen on said shirt. It is professionally framed and in mint condition. Any ideas? And yes I have considered keeping the shirt and getting rid of my ladies so no-one need bother to make that joke now.

Can''t reveal my sources but I have heard we are going into administration and shop has been shut as a cost cutting measure. Premier league money has already been spent on servicing the debt and that McNasty has run off to Barbados to live with Chrissy Martin and Chrissy Jackson off Radio Broadland. Paul Lambert has been poached by Birmingham to replace McGleish and Grant Holt has been allowed to speak to Dereham as a potential replacement for the Linnets bound Danny Beaumont. Rumour has it that our only chance of survival is a consortium lead by Danny Mills and Mark Fotheringham. His contract a Formagusta having been a damn sight more lucrative than we previously thought. The new kit will remain unavailable as errea have stopped production due to unpaid bills and that the italian highly leftwing and heavily unionised workforce have taken massive umbridge with out racist promo video. The clubs a shambles. Sack the board. Its all Stephen Frys fault and you cant even even be racist anymore.

Yeah - you bar stard. There I was busy doing all sorts of important stuff like curing cancer , persuading Messi to sign (he is very tempted) , slowly undressing Kylie and watching that S.Mouse video on youtube. I was doing all that stuff and then you go and post a link to an advert that we have all seen. Well I hope that you are ashamed of yourself. Never darken our door again unless you have sparkly fresh information to share. We dont want your stinking old used and shrivelled links. Up your game sunshine. You are posting on the pinkun now. You can just be any geek off the street with your old links that everyone has already seen. Boo

So because you have been unfortunate enough to have a family member attempt suicide we (the pinkun masses) should not attempt to make any jokes whatsoever.........sorry for your loss but get a fuggin life mate......it doesn''t make you special

was going to pub with mates for big night including football............my babysitters let me down (binner) and now got to stay home wiv lil un. anyone know if/how i can watch on tinterweb???????

This must happen for the followingn reasons; Its funny Paul Lambert deserves it We are gonna be having the kind of pressure-off party such an event would tie in well with I already own all the requisite kit (stylish devil that I am) except the lambert face mask. kudos to whoever had this idea.

I am struggling with the Pompey thing. On one hand don''t ever want to see a football team disappear. There have been too many already...........stop press I think bellaz has just put man city ahead at chelsea............on the other I will not be a happy boy at all if we end up playing Pompey in near future and they are still enjoying their parachute payments and putting out more expensive team than us. If the premier league was truly a league then Pompey should have to drop down into conference at least. What it really is I suspect is a grubby little cabal of money -grabbing, amoral , protectionist tosspots. I will not enjoy seeing them dominate championship next year with their massive para payment. But would I really rather see them go "poof" and disappear in a cloud of smoke. You know what - I think I would. Feel free to tell me why I''m wrong. I realise that I very probably am. Feeling a little to bitter to be thinking clearly.