Terry Fied

As I said it does give you lot something to talk about that takes your mind off your own dismal predicament.

What is worse than a Canary that''s sick as a parrot? A parrot that''s sick as a Canary.   Yep I know Binner alert. Still it does give you lot something to talk about that takes your mind off your own dismal predicament.

[quote user="pete"]whats an imbosile?[/quote]   Someone who supports Norwich City. 

OK time to come clean. Yes I do have a second identity but you would never have discovered it in a month of Sundays. My second identity is - - - - - - - - IncH_HigH. Sorry for the deception folks but it was just a bit of fun.

I''m sorry I thought I had made it clear I don''t support that little tin pot little club Norwich, I follow Ipswich. A club that has supplied two England managers and two England captains among other achivements . One day your club might have an illustrious history but somehow I doubt it. I am approaching this season with quite optimism. I take it you are approaching it with fear and trepidation.

[quote user="yellabelly"]If ''Sugar Daddy'' Marcus sells some more AK47''s I''m sure you''ll be able to make one or two decent signings too. No need to get jealous is there? I mean it''s only football at the end of the day, it''s not life or death is it? Well not for the poor innocent Ipswich fans. Good to see you come on here to have a debate, because you know that talking to the rest of the six finger brigade in Ipswich they wouldn''t have the intelligence to finish a sentance let alone comprehend one. So Terry, (or can I call you Tel?) do you know what an acadamy is? Well, when you have young footballers who aren''t quite ready to play professsional football they go there to learn the trade. Now, to help the local communities around Norfolk, we send these acadamy players out to play lesser teams in Norfolk during pre season to raise money for the local clubs. It''s quite nice of us really, especially as on this occasion, we added two or three of our not so good professionals. It wasn''t an ideal result, as I''m sure you noticed, but do we seem like we care? Well we do care, but you can''t win every game. With all our good signings (and there are more to come) we have made and the countless rubbish ones our friends down the road have made, I''m sure we will be alot better than your lot this season. So good luck Tel, you''ll need it. P.S, if you need to fill up your massive stadium this season, how about popping down to the job centre where I''m sure you will be able to find the extra 20,000 people. How about a free ticket initiative? it''s just an idea. [/quote]   Yes I know what an Acadamy is we unlike you, have a rather good one. With regard to your attendances it just goes to show how easily pleased Norwich folk are.

So a team of consisting of one or two first teamers plus the cream of your acadamy cannot, in spite of your "first class" facilities, beat a team of part timers and amateurs. Dereham Town Pride of Norfolk.  

Will you still be smug when you are once again fighting against relegation?  

Funny that no-one wants to talk about football. Probably because you''re not very good at it. All the insults in the world will not hide the fact you have a really poor football club.

Ooh touchy aren''t you. Dereham Town Pride of Norfolk. Another season for you fighting against relegation and failing I hope.

Dereham 2 Norwich 1 Ipswich 2 West Brom 1  

Never mind I understand that their are a couple of promising lads playing for Sprowston Athletic who might sign for you tomorrow unless of course you lose out to Acle United.

I feel very sorry for Luton F.C. and their fans. No club deserves to be treated as they have been treated not even Narridge.

League One would suit you for one year closely followed by League Two followed by - - - - - - oblivion.  

Whoever is chosen must have a supple back. He''ll spend a lot of time picking the ball out of the net.

Secrey signings? Now you really are clutching at straws. More likely is it will be 5 - a - side.

Agent Smith is to be congratulated on her excellent work continuing the efforts of Agent Hamilton.  One more push and Narridge will be in a well deserved oblivion.

[quote user="Ralph Wright"]" may return at the end of the season to commiserate with upon your relegation. I’ve no doubt some will now show their inadequate command of the wonderful English language." I think you''ll find that in the rest of the UK, outside of ''so fick'', the word ''you'' would be used after the word ''with'' in the first sentence. But then you are from so fick, innit geezer, gawd blimey my old man''s a dustman [/quote]   Sorry I forgot to say I am over 72 years old and Ralph I apologize for the two words omitted but my eyesight is not what it was. 

Well the bad news is I have been recalled by my Bishop my missionary work here is at an end.   However he has told I may return at the end of the season to commiserate with upon your relegation.   I’ve no doubt some will now show their inadequate command of the wonderful English language.   I know through my many friends who have sons at Gresham’s and the excellent Norwich School that there is intelligence, civilization and wit in Norfolk unfortunately not in much evidence on this forum.   For those who visit here and engage in conversation with those who attend Carrow Road  I as a last service offer this Here are some useful Norwich phrases and words: Ah u gorn near thuh Puust Orfice? - Are you going near the Post Office? Aircal - Small town half-way between Naaridge and Gt.Yaarmuuth on the A47 Angla Swear - (Anglia Square) A masterpiece of 1960''s urban architecture of unparalleled hideousness located just ''nuuth on the Maglen Street fly-ovah''. This unbelievably bleak edifice of concrete and rusting steel narrowly missed out on the prize for ''best urban regeneration project'' by 137 places. One day in the future it will fall down but unfortunately none of us will be around to witness that happy event Ar yer orrite, booy - Good Morning Ar yer orrite, booy - Good Afternoon Ar yer orrite, booy - Good Evening Ass a rum ol'' jarb un''t it booy? - It''s a strange situation Ass roight hent ut? - ''I believe that to be correct.'' A statement posed as a question; a conversational technique employed over wide ranging areas of Eest Angular sic Assa bit black ova Will''s medder, hent et? - Take a look at those threatening black clouds. I think it might rain. Assa jook - I’m just kidding Awld Yares Noight - New Year''s Eve Bare - Sold by the pint in Shicagoo’s Bisha Barnabee - A Ladybird Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I’m going to hit you now Boats - National chemist chain (Boots) - see Foo too/Fota Boost - To brag about one''s achievements Boots - Vessels used on river and sea e.g. at Loose-tarfed (Not to be confused with ''Boots the Chemists'') Booy - boy/man Bulcunee - A bit that jut outer upstairs so yer can goo outside. Buth arnhem - Both of them Cabbit? - "Can I have a piece of that please?" CAAANT! - "You wouldn''t happen to support Ipswich Town would you?" Card - Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been caught off Loose-tarfed Carra Rud - a place where Naaridge people go to watch their football team lose. Another place like this is Portman Road. Chairs - term used when raising a glass of beer, wine etc. in the company of friends Chimbley - chimney Chow - Goodbye - (Rhymes with ''low'') Ci''ee - as in Naaridge ci''ee - a place for shopping Con-cue-lata - Item used instead of an abacus - Once seen used in a Norwich shop to calculate the change to be given from £1 for a 99 pence purchase - honestly! Cooin - queueing Compoota - computer (used only in the subjunctive sense -- i.e. "if oy ad a compoota" -- since this technology has yet to be introduced to Norfolk). (See also - ''Pootah'') Cossey Costessey (Which is actually pronounced, well um, Cossey) Cruummer - Nuuth Narfak seaside town of Cromer Cumbine aarvista - an agricultural vehicle Cuntry -- Country; countryside Curls - a department store in Naaridge ci''ee long since renamed as Debenhams (but news travels slowly in Naaridge!) Dare-um - (East) Dereham Dawg – dog Dew u lissen hair - Now you listen to me Dicky pron. dicka - a donkey - See ''Ha''yer.....'' below Dodman - Snail Doo whaat? - I beg your pardon. DOOURRR (Often accompanied by boggling eyes and deformed mouth shapes) - Isn''t the aforementioned obvious? Dunt - Doesn''t Eltra-con-a-cuted - When one receives 230v from a power socket Es a rummun! int e? - He is a strange fellow, is he not? Fare ta middlin - I’m doing quite well actually Fillum- Norwich/Norfolk people used to watch these at a cinema. Latterly they are inclined to frequent a ''videa'' shop and sit at home with a ''tek-away'' Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots (the chemist! - not Loose-tarfed vessels) See ''Boats'' Fool - Petrol or Diesel - Not to be confused with ''fule'' a slight silly person Fooze - Electrical component on sale at Hum Base Furriners - People who come from anywhere south of Thetford Fuun - telephone Gatoo - Sticky chocolate cake Getoninoutonit - Do come in, its beginning to rain Goo yew stedda booy - Please drive with care Gretole - rather large Gu tehec bor - How surprising my man Guunna - going to Ha'' ya gorra bead on?- Are you sweating? Ha'' ya got a loight, bor? - Could you please lend me some sort of cigarette ignition device, kind sir? Hairo - Hero Har ya gittin arn tagether? - Hello Harnser - a heron Ha''yer far gorra dicka, booy? - does your father own a donkey? Haysbra - Happisburgh - Strangely....the correct pronunciation is ''Haysbra'' Heesay – He said Hent - haven''t Heyya? - Have you really? Hirrix la rouge bon fo sum dinna - Where is the local chippy? Hoo-har - a fuss or commotion Hoomid - As in "Thas hoomid taday" - A meterological phenomenon otherwise known as high humidity Hoss – horse How fer ar ya doin'' booy? - How are you? How yer gettin arn booy? - Norfolk greeting Hum Base - DIY store Hunstan - Hunstanton – Nuuth-wairst Narfak coostal village Husband/Wife - Normally a cousin I/yoo/ee/shee gooo - I/you/he/she goes to (or ''went to'') I/yoo/ee/shee see - I/you/he/she saw (N.B. in 1943, teaching of the past tense was abolished in all Norfolk schools.) Intat? - Is it not? Iss''at roight? - Comment to show that attention is being paid to the speaker Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace Khaarsee - Suburb on the western edge of Naaridge Kelp? - Another ''high-speed'' contraction of speech - ''May I be of assistance?'' Koo - Any of the bovine-family of animals (Not to be confused with ''coo'' - a line of people ''cooin'') KooDee - Discount shop at the top of St.Stephens Street and in Angla Swaer Loight arse - Lighthouse Loose-tarfed - East coast fishing port Lully ole jarb - Lovely old job = Excellent Mardle - General chit-chat, much favoured by older members of the community, about ''suffin'' qv. and ''nuffin'' qv. Mawkin - something that stands in a field to scare birds. Mawther - girl/woman Muutah - automobile Naarfak dumplin - A vaguely nasty, sinking, dumpling/a person from outside the city wall with questionable parentage and too many fingers Naaridge Yoonyun - Sometime major Naarfak, but now northern India, employer Neet-said - the village of Neatishead ''nuuth ah Naaridge'' Noo idare - no idea/ don''t know Nuffin - Nothing - Generally employed along with ''Suffin'' as in ''Suffin an'' Nuffin'' suggesting that other wonderful Norwich phrase ''A luud of ol'' tosh'' Nuuth - one of the points of the compass Oi gaat rongg - I''m in trouble/I was told-off Oi hatta larf - It was extremely funny Oim goo un up tha ci''ee ta doo a bih a shaarpen - I am heading into Naarridge to make some purchases Oim jus gorn oop the ruud - I am just going up the road On - Of (as in "I loike tha look on that cairke, can I hav a piece on uut?") Oodiun - Where the people of Norwich used to watch "fillums" Oover air / oover ere - ''I''m over here'' Pootah - Computer Roight - right Rup Bah - Variation on the above S''artanoon - referring to the period of time between mid-day and evening Sheranum - Seaside town (Sheringham) a few miles to the west of Cruummer Shicagoo’s - Nightspot on Prince of Wales Road, Norwich Shink - Should think Shoont - Shouldn''t Slantendicular  - It’s not straight Sproight - Fizzy lemon drink Spr''stn - Sprowston Stare-shun - where trains arrive and depart as in ''Thorpe station'' Stoop ud - Term applied to very silly people thas scoowiff - it isn''t straight Suffin - Something - Generally employed along with ''Nuffin'' as in ''Suffin an'' Nuffin'' suggesting that other wonderful Norwich phrase ''A luud of ol'' tosh'' Swaaafum - Swaffham Thang Kyer - Spoken at high speed, used by Norfolk shop assistants when accepting money Thas a bit on the huh - That''s a bit wonky/uneven Thas a rum''un - Not quite up to scratch The P.O.W. - The ''Chav'' abbreviation for Prince of Wales ''Ruud''. Or where the Loocal Constabry (Constabulary) frequent on a Friday/Saturday noight. The social - Despite many previous name-changes (as with Curls q.v.) ''JobCentre+'' is still known as ''the social'' in Naaridge Traaacta - a farming vehicle Tripe writer - type-writer Troos - Suburb on the southside of Naaridge U dunt hatter do ut! - You haven''t got to do it. Uh day - to day Uhnt-it - "Isn''t it?" (see innit) Varmun - A naughty person, generally young. e.g. ''Gerron outta hair you young varmun'' Wah e say – What did he say? Well i coatasee – Goodness me Where u gorn? - Where are you going? Windum - Small town south of Naaridge (Sensible abbreviation of it’s proper name : Whymundimundimundium) Woont - Wouldn''t Wossamaa''er/Wossrong/Wossup Is there a problem? Wotchamacaulut – Thingumajig Wot choo mardlin'' on ''bout? - What are you talking about? Wot choo up ter uh day - What are you doing today? Wotja – Hello Yow siller owld fule - Comment made to someone displaying “backward” tendancies Yuull git rongg! - You will get into trouble/told-off!   Farewell until the season end.      

Such a wonderful command of the English language. Dean a true illlustation of all that is wrong with education today.

And what is more you wouldn''t have to watch those dreary little footballers in their green and yellow outfits. You''d be able to watch vegetables grow instead of trying to play football. Oh just think of all the excitement.

Pull down the stadium and build slums would be a good start. Could always leave a corner for Delia to run a soup kitchen.

[quote user="IncH-HigH"] I believe that GNG is infact our new resident site binner.....    Terry Fied. Terry Fied also uses false names on the binner green un site and he seems to pop up on here to p*ss take when GNG is due to explain himself. [/quote]   It''s a shame you never went to school and learned that the first three letters of assumption spell ass which is what you make of yourself time after time by yours.

Don''t worry your pretty little heads children its just the calm before the - - - - - -uhm - - - - - - - - calm.

This thread says more about the silly, inane, childish riff-raff that post here than it ever does about Fabian Wilnis