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  1. Officials in most professional sporting leagues have become incompetent, not just footy. Was watching the Toronto Blue Jays in the MLB playoffs last month and while they lost to the better team, they got shafted by the on field officials every match. That''s 6 on field and a video review centre. It was pathetic. I believe that they just can''t keep up with the pace of the players anymore along with some who are on the take.
  2. Would be nice to see a NCFC academy player in the starting XI. Don''t think he''d have an awful time adjusting to playing against the big boys now. MO and RB to back up if needed.
  3. Please don''t associate these turds and mental health issues. It''s a serious disease and it''s hard enough to swallow having a Tory majority and Jeremy Hunt attacking the NHS, let alone having current assinine funding levels for this health problem. Your twaddle does nothing but enhance further ridicule of those who live with mental health issues. Sorry for the interruption, resumption of scum mocking can commence.
  4. DR can only be in the starting XI when he successfully nicks a donut from a Tesco of his choosing. Until then, he''ll aways be the No. 2 keeper.
  5. Yvette Fielding? Mmmm, yes please. Too bad that Karl made it....again.
  6. lol, not sure if Henning Wehn or you have the best one-liners. But it''s time to see if, Carl and Stuart die tonight in most haunted. I advise viewer discretion.
  7. I think you blokes need to change the channel. 8 out of 10 is on 4music followed by Most Haunted at 2200. After last nights Norwich Ghost Walk, xfactor is just too much stimulation.
  8. Til, look at it through your professional glasses. The more rope you give him, the quicker they hang themselves. You must of come across many Houston''s during your career. Have a little fun with him and see where his little mind takes him. I thought I had him blowing a gasket in Cavendish Stadium comedy but he came back even more cacked. Made my week.
  9. houstonspeak: .....20 year old stats Nope, the latest stats. [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2920219/How-fat-country-nations-highest-obesity-rates-new-maps-surprise-you.html[/url] [url]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate[/url] Donkey
  10. Oh houston, you so funnnnny. You''d fit right in with those Manitobans, being they''re about 40 years behind the rest of the world. Kind of like the Arkansas of Canada. Oh by the way, what was the mortgage default rate in ''merica. Can foreigners still come and buy your big houses for £7500 in Florida and Arizona or even better £1500 in Detroit and Louisiana? Just wondering if I should come and buy your house from the bank and kick your sorry ar ses back to the trailer park. You could be on an episode of Cops!
  11. houstonspeak: When i lived in Norwich there was no trick or treating or any sort of acknowledgment of the day. Nope, you''ve never been to Norwich. Google maps does not count. Try again. houstonspeak: ...how come there are so many happy healthy fun loving optimistic Americans...... Nope, Americans are the most obese when compared to the other western developed nations. Try again. houstonspeak: ...why do so many of us own our own homes? Nope, the US is nowhere close to the top (17th even before the collapse) and ahem, it is consistently lower, even now, than the UK. Try again. houstonspeak: ....millions want to be a part of this land of opportunity. Nope. Try again Dozens Of Countries Take In More Immigrants Per Capita Than The U.S. [url]http://www.npr.org/2014/10/29/359963625/dozens-of-countries-take-in-more-immigrants-per-capita-than-the-u-s[/url] "If you think the United States is every immigrant''s dream, reconsider. Sure, in absolute numbers, the U.S. is home to the most foreign-born people — 45.7 million in 2013. But relatively, it''s upper-midpack as an immigrant nation. It ranks 65th worldwide in terms of percentage of population that is foreign-born, according to the U.N. report "Trends in International Migrant Stock." Whether tax havens and worker-hungry Gulf states, refugee sanctuaries or diverse, thriving economies, a host of nations are more immigrant-dense than the famed American melting pot. The Settler Nations Immigrants make up more than a fourth (27.7 percent) of the land Down Under; two other settler nations, New Zealand and Canada, weigh in with 25.1 and 20.7 percent foreign-born, respectively. That''s compared with 14.3 percent in the United States." You are welcome.
  12. [quote user="Andy G"]Was it Ronnie Pickering?[/quote] And his fish. That''s not a fair fight, bare knuckles and fins.
  13. I think that his experience is key to his and the squad''s success. While City didn''t get some up and comers like Afobe, they brought in experience to hopefully steady the ship. Mulumbu and Tettey have the experience to steady the back line and I think that our AM/CF have the experience to score some goals. We somewhat lack some depth on the bench but I see the squad''s experience as being the key to staying up. Yes, I''m a little nervous, but I think they''ll be just fine.
  14. So you''re now changing the premise of your ''outrage''. Since my reply to a previous post did not have any connection to what the op commented on, WTF are you on about? I think you should be speaking to the bloke who performed your lobotomy because you ''ain''t all there'' mate. But you''re right on one thing Houston, I have no shame when it comes to responding to a mug like you. Always have and always will.
  15. "At least nobody is making light of a foreign women and fellow Norwich City supporter being raped in the streets of Delhi any more." Houston, who is the Norwich City supporter that was raped in the streets of Delhi? "who join in on the attacks on me rather than address the issue. " There is no issue because it hasn''t happened. It''s quite obvious that you invite attacks on you youself because you''ve shown time after time, that you are devoid of any sort of a rational thought process.
  16. Houston, you do realise that you''re arguing about a female who may or may not even exist, who has been subjected to an traumatic event which has not happened? Really? A real Alvin Einsteen you are.
  17. " And 2 Brits laughed up the idea of a pinkun contributor''s daughter being raped in India while trying to find a place to watch the game. Let''s sing God Save the Queen." Houston, you''re the only one who keeps insinuating that an assault has or will take place on a specific person. Now I''ve had first hand life experience with ''your culture'' and it''s accepted practice of telling porky pies over and over and over. The accusation you put forward is fraudulent and no matter how many times you keep repeating it, it will ALWAYS be fraudulent.
  18. Oh oh, you''re having another one of those breakdown moments Houston.
  19. Lapps, with a pair of fun bags like that she could have looked like Jeremy Corbyn found wrapped up in a wet persian rug in Looses on Magdalen and I wouldn''t care. DDD, I remember when you could enlarge an avatar on this forum unlike now. I must commend you on this one but why did you throw her back in? Pops didn''t like you?
  20. Slightly off topic, DDD who''s in your avatar? I''ve wanted to ask you that for a while now.
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