First Wazzock

Well hello Mrs Bly, Mrs Wazzock here. If you are in the vicinity why not drop in for a glass or two of vino and we can get away from all that testosterone fuelled football, and talk about things we ladies enjoy, like, 200 things you can do with Arrdee''s sausages.

Tactics - where do we start. Play a left footer right wing and a right footer left wing, that means they will have to cut inside every time and not beat their man on the outside where there should be more room hopefully. This tactic should be employed sparingly as the opponenets will rumble this pretty quickly, and if they do, why not swop the wingers. Hoof the ball down the pitch, another great ploy, especially when both forwards are big enough to play ''Tom Thumb'' in a local panto. Play players out of position, we have had several managers in recent times who like this old chestnut, in fact I would go as far as to say I don''t think Glenn knows what his strongest starting eleven is. The ''Tinkerman'' approach, Ok if you are Chelsea, or a team with a similar depth to your squad, if not forget it. I could go on...

[quote user="Mook"][quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Gorleston Jim"][quote user="cityangel"] Roeder has 18 months left on his contract so how much would it cost us to pay him up to get shot of him? I''ll start saving [:)] [/quote]   Me too Angel I''ll raid me piggy bank, I didn''t know about the eighteen months bit, so how much would that amount to ?  £250,000 maybe ?  Ten quid each ?   [/quote] A small price to pay for our salvation Jim. [/quote] Until the next guy comes in and starts making decisions you don''t like. Then you can come up with a pathetic playground nickname for him, and start campaigning for his removal too, just like ... Worthless and Grunt. People would take you a lot more seriously if you didn''t stoop so low. [/quote] Spot on Mook - wind changes Wiz changes his mind.

[quote user="arrdee"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="arrdee"][quote user="1st Wazzock"] Belated Happy Birthday. Is it true that the fire brigade advised Delias not to light ALL those candles on your cake ?  [:P] [/quote] Well now wass when your old mate Lapp has a birthday his 74 grandchildren thought about candles but decided it would be safer to have a bonfire in the garden. Yes thats right Wass you keep hanging in with Lapp perhaps you will think on this when your table has no sausages on it. Arrr now then,,,,arrrrr....arrdee[/quote]Just as long as your telegram from the queen is on the table arrdee, we''ll be ok! [<:o)][B][^][D][+o(][|-)] [/quote] Well yes Lapp and your old mate Wass, I would say the Queen has more chance of eating arrdees sausages than you two lovely old boys at the Pickers meet. In fact I doubt very much you will be asked in the future and of course this means you will miss the special Xmas party I am planing but there you are you have made your bed you must lie in it. Anyhow I am 20 odd yrs younger than you and look 40 yrs younger. Yes the Xmas special is going to be a real cracker but there you are, such a pity for you two lovely old boys....[:P]....arrdee. [/quote] It looks like we have had our chips Lapp - chipolatas that is. [:(]

Belated Happy Birthday. Is it true that the fire brigade advised Delias not to light ALL those candles on your cake ?  [:P]

Said Glenn after the game. After we had played Swansea. They played very well, and probably deserved their win. So again we have a situation where we meet a team who have no ''star'' players, and no big shot manager. They come here and beat us fairly and squarely playing football, something it seems we are unable to do. So I am wondering has Glenn ''lost'' the changing room, would you want to play after hearing that from an arrogant useless manager? Lee Clark said recently, something along the lines of, the Norwich team that lost 6-0 at Fulham just laid down, this is something we will not allow to happen (I can''t be bothered to find the exact quote, but you get the idea). We are poor, clueless, and play with no flair, yet teams such as Swansea (No disrespect at all) come here and easily turn us over. Now you tell me Glenn, is it ''a lack of footballing intelligence'' from the players or the useless manager and hopeless coaching staff.

Move to Hull then.

[quote user="1st Wizard"] [quote user="gazzathegreat"]Also there was fighting breaking out between fans of different opinions, it''s getting like the Worthy Out year again. Sad to say. [/quote] Oh no! not this in fighting again, so much for a united fan base.............and why is no one having a pop at others swearing on this thread? I know..................its because they''e not the 1st wizard![:|] [/quote] Says the man who wants us to lose nearly every game.

...it would be poundland.

Superb ref, didn''t blow up for all the picky thing we see some weeks. Played some good advantages when others might have stopped the game and one booking could have translated into several under the lesser refs 9/10

[quote user="1st Wizard"]Its my fault![:|][/quote] You are right !!

Perhaps I''m missing the point here, but I thought it was, Doh (doe) a deer a female deer. [:$]

I read all posters contributions, and I have no ''least favourite''. I usually take a dump in the garden of those I really dislike. [:D]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="1st Wizard"] My mesage to Jamie would be......get out lad and do a Chadders, make Roeder and the ungrateful Pink Un message board posters choke on their stupid insults aimed at you. [/quote] My message to Jamie would be.... stop moaning in the press and score some f*cking goals you useless twunt. [/quote] LMAO[:D]

[quote user="1st Wizard"] http://www.pinkun.com/content/ncfc/story.aspx?brand=PINKUNOnline&category=Norwich&tBrand=PinkUnOnline&tCategory=Norwich&itemid=NOED14%20Nov%202008%2011%3A25%3A02%3A357 Well done Ratty, yet another player driven out! My mesage to Jamie would be......get out lad and do a Chadders, make Roeder and the ungrateful Pink Un message board posters choke on their stupid insults aimed at you. Thanks for the great memories if you do go.[Y] [/quote] Sadly your lovechild is not good enough, it''s time you cane to realise this and get over it.

Best before end. [:|]

[quote user="arrdee"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="1st Wizard"] I''m pretty close myself, and its been proven in another thread, that many of us have loads of interests other than our constantly failing football club, owners, manager and directors! [/quote] Wiz is going to cancel his Canaries World £3.99 a month subscription. Best turn off the floodlights and start saving [/quote] Can you, or others of your prattish ilk actually read Choppy? I clearly said I spend in excess of 3 figures every season on NCFC, and while me on my own count for diddly squat in your young, arrogent eyes, times me by 150 supporters then the amount becomes a serious loss to the club. Still, laughing at me and taking cheap shots at my disability is far important to you and your fellow f*cked up croonies, then the plight of the club isn''t it?[:|] [/quote] Well, this needs a reply. If you feel I took a "cheap shot" at your disability then obviously I apologise, though having re-read my original post I can only assume you were referring to the "wheel to hoof" incident which I think you raised on the board first... indeed, it would be fair to say that whenever the subject of your disability comes up, it is always you who raises it.  To me, you are words on a screen, as I am to you.  The internet''s wonderfully democratic in that way.  Please rest assured the only disability of yours I would ever knowingly refer to is your profound inability to construct a logical or coherent argument. Now, about the "plight of the club."  As another poster has asked already, if the "plight of the club" concerns you so then why are you posting a thread where you talk about walking away from the club? [/quote] No chops it was me who brought up the "wheel to hoof" but the lovely old wiz understands my warped sense of humour and he accepts that there is something wrong with me. Now Wiz this calling of posters "pr***ish I always thought this was a term of endearment you reserved for me solely....[:P]....arrdee. [/quote] But who has what Arrdee ? The devil is said to have a cloven hoof, or is that Wiz ?

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="1st Wazzock"][quote user="1st Wazzock"] I don''t really have one favourite, I read lots of posts but my faves are, Arrdee Lappinitup Butler Fellas City Angel Shark Blah x3 Mr Chops and several others. [/quote] Damn I missed Nutty from the list. [:^)] [/quote] I see you''ve had your arm twisted,Wazzy.[:)] Did it hurt? OTBC [/quote] Sorry to disappoint you but my memory isnt all that it should be. Did I tell you I have a terrible memory ? [*-)]

[quote user="1st Wazzock"] I don''t really have one favourite, I read lots of posts but my faves are, Arrdee Lappinitup Butler Fellas City Angel Shark Blah x3 Mr Chops and several others. [/quote] Damn I missed Nutty from the list. [:^)]

[quote user="riverender"] Yes Loose to Swansea tomorrow, traditional Sky TV lash up next week, then Palace at home ! What chance the old White Carthorse fans leaving Carrow Road on Dec 7th chanting " bottom of the league at Carrow Road " [/quote] I''m not looking forward to the game against the inbreds, things are not looking good.

[quote user="Bigmarkcanary"]I think a loan move, with a 24-hour-recall option, to a League One club or something then that might be the best move for all concerned. I know that he desperately wants to do well for us, that''s obvious, but he''s just not cutting the mustard here like he has done at other places and we can''t really afford to be sentimental in that respect. It''s a great shame that it''s worked out how it has for him, I was really happy when he rejoined us in the summer of 2007 after such a successful season with Colchester and, even though he was our top scorer last season with 14 Championship goals, he really should have had double that amount with the chances he had. He had an excellent chance to have a very good career with us, and probably a better career for himself to boot, when he first broke into the team back in 94/95 and he pissed it up the wall instead. You can''t just keep someone on at the club just because they want to play football, they have to be good enough and, in Curo''s case, score goals on a more regular basis than what he has done, and he just hasn''t. You might point to the fact that he was our top scorer last season with 14 in 46, but three of them were in the same game. That''s not good enough and I think he should go out on loan. He''s only started 3 games this season for a reason - why do some fans think that is? I''ll tell you - it''s because he just isn''t good enough with us, simple as that. And nobody can solely blame Roeder for knocking his confidence, Cureton hasn''t exactly helped himself in some of his performances and some of the chances he''s missed plus don''t forget Peter Grant had a very firm hand in that too.  However, if Curo does start alongside Lita tomorrow and gets himself on the scoresheet, helping us to a win in the process, then I''ll of course be really pleased for him - but I fear that, even if it does happen, it could be too little too late for him. [/quote] Good post. I think we wasted the money (£800,000?) getting him back, never that good in my eyes.

I don''t really have one favourite, I read lots of posts but my faves are, Arrdee Lappinitup Butler Fellas City Angel Shark Blah x3 Mr Chops and several others.

[quote user="blahblahblah"]Are you in Lima or Bogota ?[/quote] Is this ''Twenty questions''? Lady Isobel Barnet says can you eat it?

[quote user="Jim Smith"]Have head similar stories about Hucks Lucky Nine. If he has been told he''s not welcome at Colney then an absolute disgrace and just another example of what a Grade A **** Glen Roeder is. I can expressly recall him saying when Hucks was released that he would be welcome back at Colney anytime! [/quote] Me too, I think someone should ask if the club (Roeder) has gone back on their (his) word. If so it''s a utter disgrace.

[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="1st Wazzock"][quote user="The Butler"][quote user="nutty nigel"] I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on here. We are not all vibrant, fun loving practical jokers. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when football was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on here again. Number one: wizard. Number two: first. Number three: hex."   [/quote] I bet you can''t remember what the three were without looking it up! [/quote] I hope you are not talking about the three figures mentioned on another thread. [/quote] Err what thread? Can''t even find the needle. I''ll just wait for smudger. [/quote] He''s on the horns of a dilemma at the moment, it''s his worst nightmare. The club want him to quote on some printed t shirts with ''I love Delia'' on the front.