TeemuVanBasten

Howson?

Into granny's are you?

Ben Godfrey was a decent kid as well wasn't he.

Think he was probably referring more to the private jet in the summer on Championship wages and the Lambo he's allegedly driving.

You were right

Jack Wilshere who played in the Championship last season isn't willing to go to the Championship, how sure are you on that? And Bournemouth paid him £100k a week did they? In the Championship? You sure? Or are you talking rubbish? I think you might be talking rubbish.

Was my thread, which I bumped the other day, not sufficient then?

It was very Alan Partridge, done purely for PR to try and improve his public image.

You might have the wings of a sparrow but your head is stuck up your crow a*se if you don't think Cantwell has downed tools this season. Disgraceful taking his money and then failing to remain match fit.

Roger Lukaku is the only Lukaku we have any chance of signing... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Lukaku Retired in 1999.

It was a solid 8/10 cross Newtopia, and if he can do it once... he might be able to pull it off again. Am I doing the optimism thing ok?

This is the type of signing that could be possible if we were mid-table, e.g. like the time we wasted all that money on RVW. But there is not a chance in hell he would be signing up for a relegation battle unless he gets overpaid for it, e.g. if Newcastle fancy him.

To be fair I did see him whip in one decent cross. Just the one!

I'll cover the money for you if you send the Swedish au pair to me 😂 Sexy Bennett was completely discredited as an ITK in the summer I believe, got found out for talking a load of BS so put the cheque book away for now.

Premier League defenders will be sh*tting themselves when a winger with 0 assists in 31 Norwich City appearances attempts to land the ball on the head of a striker with 1 goal in 20 games this season in the Championship won't they. I swear our fanbase is over represented by complete fantasists, are you a pisces by any chance?

I'd bring back Onel for numbers, but Hugill should be going down a division not up a division.

That's because Farke couldn't handle egos, that's why we're so devoid of natural born leaders... Farke had to be the alpha male. Wouldn't get Malky's and Iwan's in a Farke side, the off the shelf captain material.

Good decision. We've got posters on this thread saying that Idah needs a loan on one hand, then being critical that we're not keeping Mumba around in case he's needed for a 10 minute cameo. Football is exactly what Mumba needs, and he's gone to a squad with a good pedigree as well.

If El Ghazi is genuinely willing to come to us then sell Cantwell to fund his arrival. Otherwise, l wonder if Newcastle would be willing to trade Almiron?

If I were to pick any player in our squad that I would expect to prostitute themselves to human rights abusers just so they could buy some more designer clobber it would it would Todd Cantwell, a match made in heaven, I'll celebrate the day that the toddler leaves. Also, his best mate Jamal Lewis is there, and Jacob Murphy is better than the pair of them. That's a good point actually, any players we wouldn't mind them throwing into the deal? They'll be looking to make some room in their squad won't they.

We rejected an insulting offer from Liverpool which was I believe something like £8m rising to £10m, next thing we know they'd signed the Greek for not much more, so would be the logical thing to deduce.

I hope for Cantwell's sake, and ours, that Liverpool aren't just using him to lower the price of a primary target.... just as they did Jamal Lewis when they wanted Olympiacos to hurry up and accept their Tsmikas offer.

Eh? This is football, not an arms deal.

That will be why all those billionaires keep trying to buy Portsmouth and Hull. Or not.

Ouch, that one cut deep but is so true.