Crafty Canary

He does model a brolly well though!.

A 3 year plan is the programme the board follows in order to truly stuff our club. Just like the old Soviet Union when the Politburo, sorry Board, meet what they are told is what the apparatchiks think they want to hear; not what is actually happening. They are probably under the impression that we have 50 top notch players on our books ready for the coming season''s BIG PUSH!!!!!!!!!! 

I don''t know anyone who knows anything about what''s happening at the club so I''ll match your 3 big players and raise it to 4 superstars. Next!!

According to this morning''s Daily mail the move to Ipswich is on hold as Ameobi doesn''t want to move to Suffolk. At least the man has good taste but in that case I can''t see Norfolk being attractive to him either, GR or no GR.  

I''m still posting there just under another ID. I''m not being negative, dear readers, merely pointing out what a waste of time and space these rumours are. When signings are announced then we will be better placed to comment. Yes, there are plenty of people posting here who think the Board are doing a wonderful job and everything''s wonderful - you only have to read the threads.You can''t all have been educated at Earlham School so presumably can read. Think about this - the Board tell us they have 3 year plans etc about the progress of the club. Given where we were 4 seasons ago and where we are today and the quality of the squad today, what does this say about our Board. Totally inept can be the only reasonable conclusion and it is not negative to say so, merely honest.

More self-delusional ramblings from the ''everything''s wonderful'' brigade. The Board must be pissing themselves at the mugs on here.

Yet more bollocks from a mate of a mate of a mate of the bloke who once heard of NCFC.

They can''t stop us talking to Wes but why can''t they accept a higher bid? Just means Wes gets to talk to us before accepting considerably more dosh to move to Loftus Road.

Ron Davies dubbed by Sir matt busby as the greatest centre forward in Europe. First saw him score 4 against us for Luton Town at Kenilworth Road. A few weeks later we signed him with then Chairman, Geoffrey Watling warning the club doctor he''d be sacked if Ron failed the medical. Mind you our club''s historical ability to give players away meant that we sold Ron to Southamptoon for a pitiful £66K shortly after Newcastle bought Ron''s Welsh compatriot Wynn Davies from Wrexham, I believe, for £100K. Wynn was the current Welsh centre forward at the time but not a patch on Ron''s all round ability.

[quote user="GazzaTCC"][quote user="Canary Nut"] Yes, lets get back to the Doomster device. [/quote] Let''s not. The "suggestion" ingores the facts that:- a) most players who have already signed for alternative clubs almost certainly wouldn''t be on GR''s wanted list in the first place b) for some, Norwich wouldn''t be their preferred choice anyway. c) some are clearly out of our financial budget anyway, whether that''s down to wages or signing on fee.   [/quote] a)  That''s the easy ''cop out'' for missed opportunities. How would we know? b)  true and our current situation just makes us even less attractive. Good thing the Board have ''planned'' to get us to this state. c) true again which is why they wouldn''t be targets to begin with especially given our Board''s reluctance to invest in football. That Doomster device appears to be working pretty well.

Wolves away.

With our current squad we''ll probably get dumped out. With the promised new signings, well maybe we''ll take them to a replay before going through. Perhaps we should consider boycotting all cup games IF the board have not backed GR with the investment necessary to build up the squad. This would send a powerful message to the board without asking the 20,000 ST holders to not use their expensive tickets.

Obviously I didn''t go to Earlham school as is evident from the fact that I can read and write.

Unfortunately it won''t happen so will it be a Cullumity for the club?

As the Doomster tells us we are brassack we have just got to hope that GR can find enough quality Bosmans and loans, keep them all fit, avoid suspenstions and pray that our forwards suddenly remeber what a goal is. Otherwise we''re doooooooomed, Capt Mainwairing, doooomed!

Not only the rason but the reason too.

Perhaps City have made signings but won''t announce them until July 1st so as to stop their current clubs offering them better terms. If you remember Ian Crook signed for the scum and it was announced before the end of June. City then offered him a new contract which he accepted pissing off the scum big-time in the process. They complained to the FA who ruled that as Cooky was still technically under contract to us until the end of June his ''contract'' with the scum was null and void. On the other handperhaps the infamous Doomster device is still operational. 

''Ambition'' Mumby strikes again.

[quote user="Worst Wizard"][quote user="blahblahblah"] Oh, I get it now.  This is just another in a long stream of pointless, general purpose moans about a "lack of ambition from the board", whatever that means. [/quote] Well BlahBlahBlah if it''s any help I''ve reproduced the dictionary definition of ambition for you here. Can''t see that "the Board" have displayed any lack of ambition here can you? I mean they''ve got the honour and the power they''ve got the fame and wealth too. Full house I''d say. am·bi·tion  

The doomster device has been deployed as it cloaks the NCFC cheque book.  From this it is clear that the cheque book cannot be seen. Thus it follows that if it can''t be seen it can''t be used as you can''t use a physical object if you can''t see it. Ergo, (if you don''t know what that means look it up) no money can be spent. Hence no players bought in.   As I say bloody obvious to anyone with half a brain but then perhaps you went to Earlham School, one of the 4 worst performing schools in the country.   

No, I think his point was that left to Doomcaster we would sign nobody and keep the money for urgent needs such as new pots and pans and office refurbishments. Bloody obvious if you have even half a brain but then again that excludes 90% of the posters here. Am I right, Canary Nut?

This is no test at all. Doomcaster has already told us to forget anything happening before july. If we lose out to some other clubs just think of the savings in wages we have made. After all those savings are going to be mighty important when we are in League One come the end of next season.

After all they had the first option and have been able to see him at very close quarters for several weeks. Furthermore they need goal power and could easily afford him. Go on binners, p*ss another load of dosh up the wall a la Dorris. 

Are you a street cleaner by any chance?

NCFC are rumoured to be ready to launch a new credit card to be known as the Doomcard. Apparantly it is coated in a special plastic that bonds to whatever material it is stored in making it very, very difficult to extract and use. Just in case you are able to crow-bar it out it carries a swingeing rate of interest designed to deter you from spending. I understand that it is to be the club''s prefered method of paying for transfers.