lappinitup 629 Posted June 13, 2014 Norfolk Police @NorfolkPolice 20m Is football the beautiful game? Domestic abuse increases up to 27% on match days. #NoExcuseForAbuse http://ow.ly/i/5Tz7pAbout time they did something about this. You can''t believe the amount of grief I get if I have more than a couple of pints after the game. [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,606 Posted June 13, 2014 Probably not a great subject to make a joke about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigManInTheBarclay 75 Posted June 13, 2014 [quote user="lappinitup"]Norfolk Police @NorfolkPolice maybe you should ask your husband to come straight home then. 20m Is football the beautiful game? Domestic abuse increases up to 27% on match days. #NoExcuseForAbuse http://ow.ly/i/5Tz7pAbout time they did something about this. You can''t believe the amount of grief I get if I have more than a couple of pints after the game. [:$] [/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted June 13, 2014 Not a laughing matter in the slightest.The thing is, match days are usually on a weekend when most people have time off work. That means they see each other more giving more potential for violence.Correlation is not always causation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.So I hit her over the head with my xbox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GPs Beard 0 Posted June 13, 2014 Jeez, people actually think this is funny? There are some weird dudes get on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,154 Posted June 13, 2014 Jeez, aren''t people allowed a sense of humour.If you don''t like it, just walk on by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 just a joke (admittedly not a very funny one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daz Sparks 1,154 Posted June 13, 2014 Made me laugh Mrs Miggins, am I a bad person now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 I''m just glad that some people can take a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funny old game 1 Posted June 13, 2014 [quote user="mrs miggins"]just a joke (admittedly not a very funny one)[/quote]Put me down for a good old chuckle!!! Will 2hrs in the naughty chair be sufficient punishment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 13, 2014 Somebody upsets my mrs every weekend? i go out for a couple of pints Friday night and when i get home on Sunday she wont talk to me, wish they would pack it in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What @sshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 0 Posted June 13, 2014 OK so we''re being un-pc! Ipshite supporter I guess! OK I know it''s wrong but couldn''t help it!https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rio-report/shocking-image-really-define-opening-day-091036790.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 The last joke I posted yesterday was deleted, its quite a famous one:Whats 4ft long and can make a woman scream all night?Crib death(yes you shouldn''t say that blah blah blah. Its a joke.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 0 Posted June 13, 2014 Mmmm and I thought mine was in bad taste! Guess that''s the end of this thread! BTW not funny!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 Depends on your point of view. When I first heard the joke, I didn''t laugh, I went "awww" and cringed because its one of those jokes that cross that imaginary line where things for most people aren''t really that funny. On the other hand, personally I love jokes that are in bad taste (mostly). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,765 Posted June 13, 2014 Sorry Mrs, but some jokes are best kept to yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 I think you''re probably right H, telling offensive jokes on a public forum probably isn''t a good idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 0 Posted June 13, 2014 Mrs, just to point out I thought the joke was not funny, not in the pc sense, just I fail to see the funny side! I personally have a very dark sense of humour but fail to see what was funny about that. Maybe my thoughts don''t go dark enuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,343 Posted June 13, 2014 [quote user="mrs miggins"]Depends on your point of view. When I first heard the joke, I didn''t laugh, I went "awww" and cringed because its one of those jokes that cross that imaginary line where things for most people aren''t really that funny. On the other hand, personally I love jokes that are in bad taste (mostly).[/quote]Certainly depends on your point of view.I expect people who''ve experienced the punchline wouldn''t be too keen on it.Pity there''s no '' Delete Post '' button for you to use, eh missus ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 (in repsonse to Ron)its not about crib death being funny, actually i think the reason why its a joke is because its such an horrific thing because obviously ''4ft and makes a woman scream all night" the answer you think of is ''c0ck''. I posted a joke which is very dark humour indeed, yet you seem to think a poor woman scrounging around in a bin with football fans throwing rubbish into it all around her is funny. People find different things amusing, I personally don''t see Brazil''s poverty that funny because it''s a real problem, not a worded joke or even a visual joke (imo). Yet I can also see why you or anyone else won''t find my offensive joke funny; it is offensive after all, especially to the misfortunate people who have seen crib death. Like I said before (after what Herman said), this probably wasn''t the best idea to have put the offensive joke on a public forum, but jokes are there to be shared, if some people out there enjoyed it, then good, it is a joke after all, but i''ll think twice before putting up such an offensive joke as its basically just like shouting the joke in a public park (which you obviously don''t do unless you''re demented). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrs miggins 0 Posted June 13, 2014 sorry i was writing whilst your post was up ''..an smith must score'' (watching the football), you basically said what I was now thinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites