Ark 0 Posted May 9, 2005 Anyone know of any chants for next week based on this hilarious nickname???If not, any offerings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ark 0 Posted May 9, 2005 Seriously now, has anyone got any special songs/chants/celebrations planned for sunday''s match?Haven''t managed to get to a game since West Ham in the cup so I''m a bit out of the loop on what''s been doing the rounds on the terraces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted May 9, 2005 Yer in the toilets, yer in the toilets ,yer in the toilets over there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,572 Posted May 9, 2005 Sing anything you like about the "Cottagers" as long as it is in tune...... or should that be ''importune''?..... ON the KERB CRAWL CITY!..... ;~) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Pilkington 0 Posted May 10, 2005 I remember a chant from lasttime I was there with City. Mohamed Al Faye was doing a lap before the match and the chant was "You''ll never get a passport". Not that inovative, but it gave me a chuckle. From Memory Craven Cottage is like a mogue at the best of times, so theres no chance of getting any banter going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NottsCanary 0 Posted May 10, 2005 I''d rather have a tractor than a porsche..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arganth 0 Posted May 10, 2005 Here''s an idea.Given the magnitude of the game, why bother directing taunts at the opposition fans ? Especially dull crap they''ll all have heard before.Save your energy, and use it in singing songs to support Norwich. They need your support, not the Fulham fans.You must be either Barclay lower, E block or Snakepit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Volpe<P><BR><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>A<STRONG><FONT>wesome<STRONG><FONT size=3>S<FONT><STRONG>ublime<STRONG><FONT size=3>H<FONT><STRONG>onest pro<EM><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>T<STRONG><FONT>alented<STRONG><FONT size 0 Posted May 10, 2005 [quote]Here''s an idea. Given the magnitude of the game, why bother directing taunts at the opposition fans ? Especially dull crap they''ll all have heard before. Save your energy, and use it in singing song...[/quote]Well said Arganth. The boys are going to need 100% backing throughout the match so concentrate on supporting them rather than wasting your breath on the opposition fans who probably won''t even care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeky 0 Posted May 10, 2005 [quote]Here''s an idea. Given the magnitude of the game, why bother directing taunts at the opposition fans ? Especially dull crap they''ll all have heard before. Save your energy, and use it in singing song...[/quote]Hear! Hear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted May 10, 2005 I agree Arganth, plus the more you wind up the Fulham fans the more they will support their team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ark 0 Posted May 10, 2005 Point taken...It''s just always nice to have a one-off chant specific to the game/opposite set of fans. Maybe wait ''til the end tho for risk of jinxing the team like the "easy" chants at Palace seemed to.I suppose "on the ball city"''s always a safer bet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted May 11, 2005 Can you hear the Fulham singWo-oh wo-ohCan you hear the Fulham singWo-oh wo-ohCan you hear the Fulham singThey''ve all gone off cottagingWo-oh wo-ohoh wo-oh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ark 0 Posted May 11, 2005 genius tfoth... surely too good to go to waste???new idea... how about mixing the trusty otbc with something a bit more risque?suck it off, throat it in, have a little cottage,keep it hard, splendid gush, bravo, my oh my.bite the balls matey, never mind its a stranger,steady on, avalanche...hurrah, you''ve scored!blasphemy, i know, sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted May 12, 2005 [quote]genius tfoth... surely too good to go to waste??? new idea... how about mixing the trusty otbc with something a bit more risque? suck it off, throat it in, have a little cottage, keep it hard, splen...[/quote]Actually, make the penultimate line "They''ve all gone out cottaging". Trips off the tongue more easily.Ooh I''m getting fussy about this aren''t I? It''s not easy being a poet.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantley 0 Posted May 12, 2005 [quote]genius tfoth... surely too good to go to waste??? new idea... how about mixing the trusty otbc with something a bit more risque? suck it off, throat it in, have a little cottage, keep it hard, splen...[/quote]You seem to know a lot about this, Ark - is there something you''d like to share with us all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ark 0 Posted May 12, 2005 I''ll go with your song... more catchy I feel....as for mine. worryingly homo-erotic. I start to question whether my 23 years of homosexuality have been a mere charade... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
