SeniorCanary 0 Posted November 19, 2012 That was utterly embarrassing. Literally all Norwich did was try quite hard. Most of their players are basically devoid of any ability yet they still managed to cause us trouble. Also we''ve still not figured out how to play against neanderthal strikers like Grant Holt, who is basically a boulder that has become ever so slightly sentient. Meanwhile Valencia has just been weird. He can get past his man on occasion still but his crosses are fucking bonkers. He either does a shitty low drilled one or floats it Bebe style to nobody. How about you combine those to create a decent ball in, Antonio?Our play is this. Pass it to Valencia, cut inside, pass to Rafael, pass back to Valencia, defenders have regrouped so pass to Carrick, pass across to other midfielder, pass to Evra, we have no left winger so pass to Rio, pass to Smalling, pass to Rafael, pass to Valencia, pass to Carrick, pass to Valencia, maybe get a cross in, it''s cleared, pass to Carrick, pass to Rafael, etc... It''s fucking boring and predictable and we are easy to stop when you just put a bit of effort in, which even caveman Norwich can do. They''re managed by Chris Hughton for fucks sake. He has the tactical nous of a door. His pre match team talk probably consisted of him mumbling about giving 100% and getting stuck in while Grant Holt and Bradley Johnson high-sixed each other. Then they go out there, run around a bit while their weird fans go into raptures every time they get a throw-in and we play our shit on a stick stuff. Easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted November 19, 2012 Cut this out Chris, and stick it on the wall when we go to Old Trafford in March. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooty57 403 Posted November 19, 2012 I see you can now buy Manchester United wine.......... I believe it''s made from sour grapes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urdie_Canary 33 Posted November 19, 2012 What an absolute tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surfer 1,547 Posted November 19, 2012 The Man Utd bit is pretty accurate though. And it could have been written about Man City or Chelsea and still had some tructh to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,099 Posted November 19, 2012 That''s hilarious!The tactical nous of a door?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stig 0 Posted November 19, 2012 [quote user="Sooty57"]I see you can now buy Manchester United wine.......... I believe it''s made from sour grapes.[/quote]Haha, love it! At least the guy knew and saw how flat and predictable their play was! Enjoyed that post very much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillip J Fry 0 Posted November 19, 2012 [quote user="CarrowCanary"]Also we''ve still not figured out how to play against neanderthal strikers like Grant Holt, who is basically a boulder that has become ever so slightly sentient. [/quote]I love Holty, but this is f***ing hilarious [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFineCity 0 Posted November 19, 2012 Why would anyone care what United fans think of us. Other than that core group of fans that live in Salford, Manchester or the surrounding environs and sit in the Stretford end, the rest of there fan base are a bunch of glory hunting w**kers. Think what it says about them and there attitude to life that they had to choose a team with constant success. That should tell you what sort of people they are and also what sort of clueless opinions they are bound to hold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted November 19, 2012 "Literally all Norwich did was try quite hard" Players who want to wins game quite often do that what a surprising world we all live in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K Lo 224 Posted November 19, 2012 [quote user="City1st"]"Literally all Norwich did was try quite hard" Players who want to wins game quite often do that what a surprising world we all live in [/quote]Norwich also got the ball in the back of the net. If ONLY Howsan had got his effort on target in the ''88th or so but still, a win is a win and you can only play who''s in front of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites