Mister Chops 7 Posted September 8, 2012 Or current players, if you prefer.A right back called OtsemoborWas woefully dreadfully poorHis pace was electricHis brain epilepticDon''t mention the Colchester scoreYou get the idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted September 8, 2012 There once was a goalie called AndyHis skills weren''t particularly handyHe couldn''t kick straightSo they had a debateAnd was offered to Accrington Stanley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bws Cat 0 Posted September 8, 2012 A goalie from roarWas terrible and poorHis hands were made of butterWith mistakes aflutterHe was better on the dance floorPretty crap but the best I could do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted September 8, 2012 We once had a striker called Jamie Lad,Who''s finishing was particularly bad,It was so poor,He couldn''t hit a barn door,He made everyone but First Wizard mad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted September 8, 2012 A left back called Victor SeguraTurned a feeble defence more unsurerWhen for offside he wavedIt was like a depravedGerman shouting "Seig Heil, mein Fuhrer!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted September 8, 2012 That Irish winger, Keith O''NeillHad self-confidence that was unrealFrom the substitute''s benchCame a terrible wrench"No, I won''t sign a f##king new deal" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted September 8, 2012 Eadie whose fist was once shookEach spectacular goal he tookRetired during re-cessionAnd suffering from de-pressionDetails can be found in his new book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Blobfish OBE 0 Posted September 8, 2012 Ex-player limericks? The sooner the international break is over, the better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted September 8, 2012 There once was a player called BlackWho used to get terrible flack.He kicked the ball high,Up into the sky,So high that it didn''t come back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted September 8, 2012 there was a man called brellierwho was suppoesed to be a midfield terrierthey called him the judgebut i think he packed fudgeso lightweight he got pissed on perrier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted September 8, 2012 We had a right back called Bradshaw,Who left his opponents on the floor,He fancied a kebab,So got in a cab,But ended up in trouble with the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted September 8, 2012 We once had a striker called Coney,Who played like a load of old pony,He only once scored a goal,Which went in off his a***hole,I think he was really a phoney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djc 0 Posted September 8, 2012 We once had a captain, FotheringhamWas as much use as a tin of spamHe fozzy-flicked with his heelAlways clapped like a sealThe guy was a total sham! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flecky76 0 Posted September 8, 2012 You beat me to it djc, but I''ll put my version down also...We once had a striker called Coney,Who turned out to be somewhat pony.He only scored one,And came off his bum,The part that''s a tad bit boney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted September 8, 2012 Although I am not really a prude,I find some of these rather rude,For a rhyming pairYou don''t have to swear So don''t be so f***ing crude! [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flecky76 0 Posted September 8, 2012 There once was a striker named DocWho had the pace of a crock.He was moved to the backAnd still he was cackAnd the fans continued to mock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flecky76 0 Posted September 8, 2012 There once was a boss named LambertBut left and the fans felt so hurt. He was viewed as a foeBut it did not prove so,As his career turned into dog-dirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted September 8, 2012 there was a man called jason shackellwho showed to dean ashton his tackledean said ouch that was hardyou deserve a red cardand our season became a debacle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted September 8, 2012 A Scottish goalkeeper named Gunn Said there''s just the one job I''ve not doneAt Norwich, that''s manage To hell with the damageHow hard can it be sounds like fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lake district canary 0 Posted September 8, 2012 There once was a manager spelled HughtonWhose name should rhyme with LutonIf you can''t get it rightYour supporting is sh*te.Of that there is no disputin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 there once was a man called carl cortand his groceries in asda he boughtby the time that we signed himhis best years were behind himnow theres no more sightings to report Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Allman 1 Posted September 9, 2012 There once was a full back named KentonWho holidayed with his pet dog FentonThey didn’t like GrimbsyOr Hemsby or Scratby So they ended up in Southampton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zak Van Burger 0 Posted September 9, 2012 A goalie from Oz came to play for us,His name was Michael TheoklitosHe let seven goals inHis skills were so grim,That the plank couldn''t catch the team bus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 there once was a player called codywho was a bit of an ugly toadiehis surnames mcdonaldwe might as well have signed ronaldnow he works for ollie murs as a roadie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted September 9, 2012 That manager who looks like a mooseIs ex city defender Steve BruceHe scored gainst the ScumIn the year that we wonThe cup named after cow juice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
im spartacus canary 0 Posted September 9, 2012 there once was a man called glenn roederwho looked like a rat nibbling goudahe started so well then it all went to hell now hes on taxi ranks in his skoda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted September 9, 2012 Soon to be ex player i hopeOh dear the opponents have scoredAnd its the fault of Elliot WardA mis placed back passLeft for dead on his arseTo put it mildly, he''s flawed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,105 Posted September 9, 2012 Elliot ward the most underrated defender of them all Had one bad performance v liverpoolThe rest of the time He was so sublime But as usual, the inbreds must be cruel Dion Dublin was a real force When he signed for us, of course Was it Darren who said? Or Jason who wanted him in bed Coz dion was hung like a horse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted September 9, 2012 We have a striker named Chris Martin,Who was once accused of startin,A fight in a pub,So was dropped to a sub,But 2 promotions he still played a huge part in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted September 9, 2012 A young Scottish striker called FleckWas lethal with balls on the deckOff to Chelsea he wentHis career was mis-spentAnd he came back a tired, nervous wreck A football chairman called ChaseHad buildings all over the placeTo get more bricks in the hodHe sold off half the squadAnd the whole club fell flat on its face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites