New song!!!!

[CHIRPING CANARY 0]

What do you all think.....

 

oh Andrew, ohooooo

oh Surman, ohooooo

he pass the ball to Holt

and he scores a tunderbolt.

 

 

i will get my coat................................

[Brendo 0]

I quite like it. [:)]

Thing is, never gonna happen. [:(]

[ThorpeCanary 71]

sounds like Surman can pass a ball, but Holts the real hero ;)

[BroadstairsR 0]

[quote user="Sparky"]

What do you all think.....

 

oh Andrew, ohooooo

oh Surman, ohooooo

he pass the ball to Holt

and he scores a tunderbolt.

 

 

i will get my coat................................

[/quote]

 

Not much. Such literary masterpieces are always lost on a Philistine like me.

[Heresyourfathersgun 0]

[quote user="Sparky"]

What do you all think.....

 

oh Andrew, ohooooo

oh Surman, ohooooo

he pass the ball to Holt

and he scores a tunderbolt.

It may work, if sung to a reggae beat and with a thick Jamaican accent. Otherwise its a no hoper.

 

i will get my coat................................

[/quote]

[Darren Lamb 0]

I would love to hear a big fat bloke sing this;

Gaaaa-aaaa-ry    Do-her-ty,

He''s got bigger tits than me,

With a nick-nack paddy wack give a dog a bone,

Make him lose a couple''a stone!

 

Something along those lines, are there any fat footballers with 6 syllables we could sing this to?

[BroadstairsR 0]

Second verse:

oh Grant, ohooooo

oh Holt, ohooooo

he get the ball from Fox

and scores from in the box.

(Apologies to Bob Marley and anybody else reading this, unless you are in creases like I currently am.)

P.S. Apologies to Sparky tooooo. 

[Largey 0]

Only if the scenario fits the song!

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="Sparky"]

What do you all think.....

 

oh Andrew, ohooooo

oh Surman, ohooooo

he pass the ball to Holt

and he scores a tunderbolt.

 [/quote]

I like the innovative use of "he pass the ball" and "tunderbolt." 

Should we sing this with an ironic foreign accent for maximum effect?

[pennywise 0]

i think an irish accent would  be appropriate [:D]

[BroadstairsR 0]

We have already twigged that Sparky is a Rastafarian masquerading as a City supporter in order to gain maximum exposure for his literary talents

And good luck to him toooooo.

[BroadstairsR 0]

Oh Wes, ooooooh

Oh Hoolihan, ooooooh

Full of Irish malarky,

But  it appeals to good old Sparky.

 

Is there no end to this nonsense?