dreamteam 0 Posted October 23, 2009 This is serious. Please BEWARE! IT HAS COST ME A LOT OF MONEY!! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever ''Eastern European'' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury''s for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don''t be naive enough to think it couldn''t happen to you or your friends. Here''s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they''ll say ''No'' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco at Sprowston. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen august 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend. P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,863 Posted October 23, 2009 Loving it!! Brilliant[:D][Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamteam 0 Posted October 23, 2009 Longwater on Mondays and Wednesday Pound Lane on Tuesday and Thursday Queens Rd on Friday and Saturday Good luck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bomber 51 Posted October 23, 2009 Thats an old one heard that about 5 years ago - lost 45 wallets since then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted October 23, 2009 I am off to smear some shite over my windscreen, then off shopping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreamteam 0 Posted October 23, 2009 These are different girls. Yours are probably retired by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted October 23, 2009 [quote user="dreamteam"]These are different girls. Yours are probably retired by now.[/quote]Thanks for cheering a dull friday night[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 23, 2009 Thanks dreamteam, I loved it![Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 511 Posted October 23, 2009 Is this an example of the creative writing course at EHS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,669 Posted October 23, 2009 [quote user="crafty canary"]Is this an example of the creative writing course at EHS?[/quote]No.. I believe it was found scribbled on a bog roll at the WC [:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted October 24, 2009 My first thought after a line or 2 was, "what an stupid urban legend, the kind of spam crap people send en masse via email." My last thought was HA HA HA! Good one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevo 0 Posted October 24, 2009 I have a genuine scam warning...If a bloke knocks on your door claiming to be the ''c*ck inspector'' and asks to see your c*ck, whatever you do DO NOT show him your c*ck. This is a trick and he just wants to see your c*ck!I feel so used. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the stump 0 Posted October 24, 2009 ha ha ha thats funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,863 Posted October 24, 2009 [quote user="Stevo"]I have a genuine scam warning... If a bloke knocks on your door claiming to be the ''c*ck inspector'' and asks to see your c*ck, whatever you do DO NOT show him your c*ck. This is a trick and he just wants to see your c*ck! I feel so used.[/quote]I had a c*** inspector come around to my house.I just showed him a picture of Smudger............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia Out! 0 Posted October 24, 2009 [quote user="dreamteam"]This is serious. Please BEWARE! IT HAS COST ME A LOT OF MONEY!! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever ''Eastern European'' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury''s for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don''t be naive enough to think it couldn''t happen to you or your friends. Here''s how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they''ll say ''No'' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco at Sprowston. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen august 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also September 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend. P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better [/quote]That made me giggle :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
