ncfcrule 0 Posted June 18, 2009 didn;t mean to put 2 threads, :S and one is different:Ssorrydelete one please mods !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
|BA 0 Posted June 18, 2009 ....if I was 20 years older......Happy Birthday ma''am (bow and touch forelock)... thank you thank thank youxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcrule 0 Posted June 18, 2009 everyone use this as your birthday message to the majority shareholder of our club!! good or bad!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coops 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Thanks for nothing you clueless clown! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Yep...not many happy returns...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Happy Birthday your cookiness and have a glass or three!The thought of you standing in your kitchen shouting "come on lets be having you" at Michael Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted June 18, 2009 With luck, she''ll suck rather than blow over the candles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted June 18, 2009 With any luck, she''ll suck, rather than blow over the candles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia Out! 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="coops"]Thanks for nothing you clueless clown![/quote]I agree 100% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted June 18, 2009 hopw u received my pooh parcel...you "%%^^ £"%^ %$%£$^ £"$ £"$ b i a c h Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,671 Posted June 18, 2009 Happy Birthday [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superflash 0 Posted June 18, 2009 68?! ...You bs''in me son? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEB (never forgotten) 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Delia Out!"] [quote user="coops"]Thanks for nothing you clueless clown![/quote] If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.'' Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEB (never forgotten) 0 Posted June 18, 2009 If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.'' Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEB (never forgotten) 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="ncfcrule"]68!![/quote]If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.'' Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Facebook Sam 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Facebook Sam 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"][quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?[/quote]In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Facebook Sam 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"][quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''![/quote]No need to be nasty Arthur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"] [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?[/quote]In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon[/quote]When did she save our Bacon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEB (never forgotten) 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"] [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?[/quote]In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon[/quote]What a silly billy you are - extra lessons for you I''m affraid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"] [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''![/quote]No need to be nasty Arthur[/quote]Joke mate......but true..[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia Out! 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="city-till-i-die"]hopw u received my pooh parcel...you "%%^^ £"%^ %$%£$^ £"$ £"$ b i a c h[/quote]Classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia Out! 0 Posted June 18, 2009 [quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]Are you being serious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted June 18, 2009 After reading some of his/her comments i''m pretty sure he is.....[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcrule 0 Posted June 18, 2009 nice to see everyone is wishing her a nice birthday hahaOTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites