Well, what do you want for Christmas?.

[First Wizard 0]

Yes, yes, I know its only early November. But I wanted to get this in before anyone else does!. So, what do you want for Christmas?.

Here is my 10 most wanted items.

1. Olivia Newton John, I''ve loved this beautiful, talented and wonderful lady from afar, for the past 25 years, and we share the same birthday. ie. both Virgo''s.   

2. Harewood to sign for City, if only to prove to you lot, just how good this player really is.

3. More wads of cash in January for ''Nigel Boy'' to spend on players.

4. Our board to change their cautious ways, and be bold for a change.

5. Olivia Neutron Bomb!.

6. Scum to miss out on promotion, again.

7. A certain ''Yanky Panky'' poster'' to vanish into his own mouthpiece!.       

8. The creditors of Ipswich to get paid in full!. Hang on, that come under the title of miracles, yes?.

9 The best ''crimbo'' ever, for the moderators and posters.

10 You''ve guessed it. Olivia Newton John!.

And before you even ask, yes, I have been a good boy/wizard!.

If you''ve been good, let''s have your list.  

[walkern canary 0]

similar to yours wizard except change "olivia newton john "to "gillian anderson"

[DumbleDelia is Magic 0]

Sounds like a good Crimbo list Wiz (except Olivier Newton John though!) One, preferably two strikers (Sutton and Bent- Yes, yes yes! I wish!)

Norwich staying up

Binners staying down

That''d do me!

[Pieman 0]

Cracking list Wiz, I''d agree with Olivia Newton John, even though she''s old enough to be my mum !

My list is far more simplistic, I just wan''t us to stay in the prem. I will willingly forgoe Christmas & Brithday presents for the next 5 years if we can just have survival . . .

 

[Gentleman Jim 0]

My Xmas wish is that your humorous posts continue to make me laugh for yet another twelve months.

 

In other words Jingle Spells, Jingle Spells, Jingle all the year !    

[westoncanary. 0]

1. 17th place with a 5 point gap.

2.Leon to have scored 10 goals by then.

3.Greeno to have made his England debut.

4.NW to win December manager of the month.

5.An anniversary celebration to commemerate "Top of the league at Portman Road".

6.Delia to open her chequbook for the january sales.

7.A Guitar.

8.More "press conference at... " announcements.

9.Sven Goran Eriksson at Carrow Road to watch Greeno,Hux & Leon.

10.To still be optimistic. 

[Who killed the Croutons 0]

1. 25 points

2. Marlon Harewood and Chris Sutton

3. Cappuccino Maker

4. Loads more Sky coverage

5. Injury free squad

6. Completed corner stand - yes Wiz it cant be dismantled now!

7. 2nd tier announced for Geoffrey Watling stand - yeah right!

8. Bud fridge for beer

9. Peace and harmony on PUMB for 1 day only. 

 

[Mello Yello 2,538]

What I would like for Christmas is:

1. Peace on Earth (starting with the Middle East.) NOW!

2. Good health to you all.

3. Maximum points from all games (including Boxing Day!) No! till the end of the season preferably....

4. The follicles on my swede to reawaken, and return to whence they where originally before disappearing down the plughole.

5. A 32" waistline, and not the "YO HO HO!" that I''m currently in possession of!  

6. Yankee to get a sense of HOOMER!

7. Regain the physique and fitness levels of 15 years ago, which would allow me to play footie at a decent level again.

8. Guinness with the same calorific value as diet coke!

I realise its quite a tall order (especially No 6!) but...."Hey! - It''s Christmas Folks!" ;~) OTBC

[Canary Boy 0]

1) Darren Huckerby to solve England''s left sided problems

2) Lots of LIVE Norwich matches on Sky

3) For Nigel to purchase a prolific striker in January

4) To climb the table and leave Blackburn, Saints, WBA, Birmingham and Fulham all behind

5) Robert Green as England goalkeeper

 

That''s all for now thanks.

[YankeeCanary 0]

''Twas The Night before Christmas ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The Wizard was crouched by the chimney with care, To pounce on St. Nicholas if cash should be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While Wizard placed Harewood dolls by their heads; And mamma in her ''kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter''s nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.                                      There was a lot of young men in green and in yellow,                                 Chasing to ground this poor Wizard fellow Delia was flailing away at the Grinch, And hoisting the Wizard up with a winch                                                        "You malign me once more and you’ll see what I’ll do,                                    I’ll convert you quickly to ex Wizard stew" He escaped from the rope and sprang to his sleigh,                                         He whistled his reindeers to wiz him away, But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Please Santa, be good to Delia and Yankee tonight"

[Tumbleweed 106]

1. Yankee Canary to be seen at Carrow Road sitting next to 1st Wizard

2. Beating the hateful Tottenham and Middlesbrough would be nice

3. Keira Knightley

4. Dennis Berkamp (for different reasons than Keira, obviously) instead of David Bentley

5. Leon gets some new contact lenses

6. Cuddly toy

7. Bill Gates seeking ways to spend his money and taking a small but useful sporting package into a position where it dominates its industry (with a Huckerby screensaver bundled into every new PC)

8. More toilets at FCR so no more missing the first part of the only sections of games where we play well.

9. Craig Fleming and Simon Charlton find miracle growth hormone pills

10. Giovani di Stefano buys Ipswich Town as a present for Slobodan Milosevic

[DumbleDelia is Magic 0]

You do make me chuckle YC!!

[Gentleman Jim 0]

[quote]''Twas The Night before Christmas ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The Wizard was crouched by the chimney with care, To p...[/quote]

 

Mr. Yankee your rhyme surprised me, quite bad !

Displayed such talent, I never thought you had .

By insulting The Wiz with constant abuses

You made me think you had no other uses.

 

So now I''m changing my mind about you,

But don''t let me down, whatever you do

For Wiz will hex you, and what''s even worse

He won''t dress it up in artistic verse !

[YankeeCanary 0]

Contrary to popular belief DD, I aim to please.

[Kent Canary 0]

1) Nicole Kidman2) Mid table position3) Nicole KidmanStrangely, only one of these is realistic..

[Mr Whiz 0]

1) Girls Aloud (may require multiple stockings altho i''d be happy with none)

2)A new striker of decent capabilities to help on our quest

3) A crate of Jack Daniels to see me through the hard times

4)An influx of cash to be spent wisely on strenghtening

5) Kiera Knightley (recreational purposes :whistling

6)Man Utd to realise they aren''t all that special after all, and for all the glory hunting fans to get a clue

7) Binners bottom of the league (although i cant see that happening)

8) to have scored a competitive hattrick

9) World Peace (as the miss world contestants say)

10) and a first in my coursework

[NavMan 0]

Excellent ode Yankee.  Come on 1st Wiz I bet you even had a sly old chuckle at that one. 

[Super Shaun Carey 0]

1) Desiree Cousteau

2) Good health and prosperity to all posters

3) Pot Noodle (case of chow mein or chicken and mushroom)

4) I-Pod

5) A win!

6) Dean Ashton/Mark Devries/A N Other

7) Quicker service at half time

8) My son to play for Norwich in 12 years time

9) Safety by end of March, ie mathematically impossible to go down

10) Santa to let his reindeer "do their business" all over Portman Road

[First Wizard 0]

[quote]1) Desiree Cousteau 2) Good health and prosperity to all posters 3) Pot Noodle (case of chow mein or chicken and mushroom) 4) I-Pod 5) A win! 6) Dean Ashton/Mark Devries/A N Other 7) Quicker ser...[/quote]

Superb replies all, including old Yanky Panky''s. Keep em'' coming!!. 

[StevenageFan 0]

like all of these so far especially old Hanky Panky Yanky

1) Rileys FC to win the league cup and get promoted  (that''s my Sunday Team currently 4th)

2) Norwich to have won lots of games and not get relegated

3) Hux to be called up to LW for England

4) Greeno to get his first England Cap

5) McKenzie to score a hat trick

6) Helveg & Jonsson to prove their critics wrong and me right

7) the answer to be Yes to a question I will have asked

8) peace on earth

9) good will to all men

10) and a bundle of cash for me

[Plastic Scouser 0]

Kent Canary

Nicole Kidman & a mid-table position

Wash your mind out with soap & water you dirty old man...!