cambridgeshire canary 6,721 Posted February 15 It's going to be a long, long 2024.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhubs 11 Posted February 15 Brought to you by the party of fiscal responsibility 😂 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Load of Squit 5,166 Posted February 15 They're going to introduce emergency legislation that says were are conclusively not in recession and Laura Trott will be allowed to hold graphs up side down to conclusively prove that the economy is booming. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horsefly 4,300 Posted February 15 YESTERDAY: "The Plan is working" (Sunak, Hunt, et al) TODAY: Recession officially declared CONCLUSION: It's a sh*it plan, produced by a sh*it government, full of sh*it politicians. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Fever 3,786 Posted February 15 10 minutes ago, A Load of Squit said: They're going to introduce emergency legislation that says were are conclusively not in recession and Laura Trott will be allowed to hold graphs up side down to conclusively prove that the economy is booming. A recession will be henceforth only be defined as two quarters negative growth under a non Tory government. There. Sorted it for you. Rwanda is safe and we are not in a recession by dictat. Oh Black is White as well and Trump won that last presidential race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cambridgeshire canary 6,721 Posted February 15 14 minutes ago, horsefly said: YESTERDAY: "The Plan is working" (Sunak, Hunt, et al) TODAY: Recession officially declared CONCLUSION: It's a sh*it plan, produced by a sh*it government, full of sh*it politicians. Can't wait for the envitble line of "This Recession would not have happened if not for the last Labour goverment.." 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,767 Posted February 15 Shocked. Shocked I tell you!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creative Midfielder 1,996 Posted February 16 20 hours ago, Herman said: Shocked. Shocked I tell you!! Yep, absolutely none of us saw that coming! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock The Boat 1,332 Posted February 16 Bank of England won't reduce base interest rates thus we are in a recession. Rates won't come down significantly until a Labour government is safely installed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
How I Wrote Elastic Man 1,187 Posted February 17 Esther McVey “I think everybody who voted for lockdown aided what we’re going through now. I absolutely do.” So the recession was aided by those who voted for lockdown? That´s a bit of a delayed effect! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
