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ONeills red card - should we just shut the club down?

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I think, given the tackle last night, the only sensible thing to do is to shut the club down, demolish Carrow road and turn it into a tescos. Colney can be used for growing potatoes.

Such is my guilt at the situation, a footballer making a rash challenge, I don''t think it''s worth is continuing as a football club.

Additionally, oh woe is me, we aren''t Leicester etc etc.

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Agreed, although I still don''t think it''s enough...perhaps we should have all history the club struck from the record and the fine County of Norfolk should just appear as a blank, unamed space on all maps.

 

Shame on you O''Neil...look what you''ve done.

 

Apples

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This is no laughing matter. Acts such as these need to be dealt with using full prejudice. If you ignore or placate such terroristic acts, they will only increase. O''neilla bin Redcard needs to be hunted down. If not, he will radicalize the rest of the Middle Field and the entire region will be in flames for generations.

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[quote user="Buh"]I think, given the tackle last night, the only sensible thing to do is to shut the club down, demolish Carrow road and turn it into a tescos. Colney can be used for growing potatoes. Such is my guilt at the situation, a footballer making a rash challenge, I don''t think it''s worth is continuing as a football club. Additionally, oh woe is me, we aren''t Leicester etc etc.[/quote]

 

Obviously I''ve hedged ''turning Carrow Rd into a Tesco''s'' at 1.3 but only a loser would put money on Colney being used to grow potatoes.

 

Discuss.

 

 

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We''d only grow terrible potatoes that even Macdonalds wouldn''t use. Better off salting the soil and making it unfit for human use.

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Why tarnish the club with the same brush as that reprobate? First speeding then attempted murder, his actions are worse than Hitler. There''s only one situation:

Take him to the castle, perhaps a walk of shame down from the ground via price of Wales road, get him in the stocks where we can pelt him with rotten fruit and then have him hung, drawn and quartered. Alex Neil can pull the lever.

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Hmmmm, I wonder if we''d promise to get our potato-growing done early and then wait until the end of the potato-growing season to do our business while customers grew increasingly frustrated, irate and ultimately unhinged at the lack of potato action???

 

Apples

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I think you''ll find O''Neil''s red card was all a genius ploy by The Board to distract fans attention away from the club''s failure to sign Steven Naismith.  In fact, Russell Martin is pencilled in to chase a stray cat around Carrow Road during the Liverpool home game if we''ve failed to sign a new centre back by then.  Then they''ll announce Ed Balls is our new chairman.  I know, Ed Balls, just imagine!  Oh, hang on...

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I''ve just used the ''shut the club down'' function on FIFA2017 and got us to the final of the Pan Galactic Cup, unfortunately we lost out to the Vogons.

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