Barnaby Bear

Decent, honest pro who''ll stay and do a job in the Championship. Unlike some.

Colin might also think you''re a bellend.

Can you imagine his antics in front of the dugout at Portman Road! Worth it for that alone.

Since many of you seem obsessed with having ex-Canaries as manager , what about Lee Croft? Or Keith O''Neill?

Looks like you''re in the minority then Jonezy, son. Those who know their football see Colin is a wise choice.

Sorry, not a wind up. Colin is a solid Championship manager. And the away fans would hate him.

He''d get my vote. Knows the Championship inside out, would be good value with the press and he''s a qualified referee!

He''s a gnob who bad-mouthed us when he left.

And not looking forward to Sunday''s boo-a-thon. I am !!

Is that a "special interest" video?

Waste of money, we haven''t produced any decent kids since Chris Sutton. Might as well Tarmac over the kids pitches at Colney and set up a park and ride. Might bring in a few quid for the team.

Polymath Stepen Fry could brighten the gloom with erudite witty interjections.

No more internet streams

Plastic

A lonely, friendless man quietly turns off his computer.

WE ARE GOING DOWN

Can''t remember any but have there been any occasions where we''ve helped them out that they may feel obliged to reciprocate tonight?

Strangely, the length of time you''ve wasted reading drivel on this forum is far from a good measure of your supporter status. Do you have a season ticket? Do you go to games? They''re the only criteria that matter. I''m guessing you come up short on both counts.

Don''t count your chickens, they could be promoted yet.

There certainly are a lot of plastics out there.

Being born and living your entire life within the Ring Road and having possessed a season ticket in excess of twenty years is the bare minimum for real fan status. Norwich City, a LOCAL club for LOCAL people!

You''re a massive plastic with an F1 car. Bournemouth is 100 miles from Oxford and takes over 2 hours to drive to. Do you secretly prefer rugger?

I would say they were borderline obese chavs who fell over in a comical fashion

A plastic is someone who is not from Norwich, or has moved away, and pretends to "support" the club. They usually secretly prefer rugger. The OP is a prime example.

And also an honorary mention for Mrs Miggins. Never been to Carrow Road.