Mr Apples

Hi PUPs, off to Turkey this week with TRABZONSPOR VS. GAZIANTEP FK (home win). For the City bet, I'll got for a Borja brace. Best of luck everyone! Apples

I was many moons ago. The Swan has great food/drink, Cawdrons breakfast/roast rolls are immense, and a good selection of takeaways along the street (was last down in March). And Tesco shuts at 4 on Sunday. 🤦🤣 Apples

Chiffchaffs, Skylarks and Yellowhammers all singing away. Only one Swallow and still no Cuckoos so far. Apples

Foooomin not to be in the squad...I didn't deserve it and I'll never tell what happened behind the scenes. 😭Handy I'm already near Glasgow though. 😅🤣 Apples

Hi PUPs, after getting shafted by St Pauli last week I'll go for a bit of value with Clyde vs Stenhousemuir (Home win). Clyde must win the game to help their relegation battle and Stenny have won the league and should be sipping Pina Coladas on the beach. For the City bet SvH to score last (Surely it's got to happen some time?). Best of luck everyone! Apples

@sonyc Check out Taysiders in Space on YT, from Chewin the Fat. 😁 Apples

In Scotland, Number 3 can be a 'close' or a 'vennel' and Number 4 is a 'heel' or an 'ootsider'. It's a fierce debate. 🤣 Apples

Hi PUPs, a massive thanks to Nutty for all of his hard work over the years and it's been hugely enjoyable being involved. If you can find it there's also the early season pledges to be settled which should hopefully add to some extra cheddar to the pot. This week I'm off to Germany Bundesliga II with St Pauli (home win). For the City game Fassnacht to score last. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Apologies for being late, I've been mired in manflu for the last few weeks. For the Stats, Stenhousemuir to win. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Hi PUPs, just for the stats, Schalke (Home win). Apples

News interviews on the radio and the increasingly chummy introductions and endings which leave little actual time for discussing the issue. So, welcome Blah from Blah, great to have to you on the show to talk about this very important issue, how are you doing, you well? That's great, thanks for having me and giving me the opportunity to talk about this very important issue. I'm well thanks, you? I'm great, so about this very important issue...two or three banal questions/answers follow. Well, that was very interesting and is about all the time we've got, I'd like like to thank Blah from Blah for taking the time out of their very busy schedule to discuss this very important issue. No, it was my pleasure and thanks to you for giving me the chance to showcase this very important issue and happy to come back anytime to provide an update. That's great, already looking forward to seeing you again. Me too. Cheers. Bye. Cheers. Bye. Cheers. Bye-bye. Apples

It's political correctness gone mad, Stew. 😁 Apples

Hi PUPs, off to Dublin with REPUBLIC OF IRELAND VS. BELGIUM (away win). For BTTS, Scotland League 2 with Clyde vs Spartans. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Great result Mandie Moo! 💰🏆 Apples

Huel. Why name a food that already looks like warmed-up vomit after the sound of vomiting warmed-up food? Masterstroke of marketing? 🤮 😅 Apples

Hi PUPs, if Hissing Sid is in freefall then I'm with Jules Verne on a Journey to the Centre of the Earth as my form is appalling. Off to Turkey this week with ANKARAGÜCÜ VS. ISTANBUL BASAKSEHIR (away win) For the match bet Syd has to score sometime and he's still 13/2 for last scorer. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Great tune! I also have a very dull NMA story...I once stood next to them in Thessaloniki Airport (they had been playing a festival) in the queue waiting for an EasyJet flight back to London. 😅 Apples

Charles Dickens, never got him. I've just started catching up with the TV version of Great Expectations and even in the shorter form it's just a load of dreary, overwritten, old b0llocks. I might need to ditch it for Cocaine Bear to liven things up a little. 😁 Apples

Congrats TIL1010! 💰🏆 Apples

All we are saying, is give Syd a half. 😅 Apples

You should see the inside of it...one side of the ground appears to be cordoned off and condemned. 🤣 Apples

Hi PUPs, I can't buy a decent pick this season from any particular system so I'm going to go for a wild card pick of FORFAR ATHLETIC vs. CLYDE (away win). Clyde are rapidly improving and Forfar are low scorers and only a few points ahead. For the City bet, a 2-0 win with Fassnacht to score anytime. All the best everyone! 💰🏆 Apples

Coming to a cinema near you soon, Daniel Day Lewis going full method and portraying a Suffolk hardman (his most challenging role to date) in "There will be blodd"? 🤣 Apples

Hi PUPs, staying in exactly the same place this week with GREENOCK MORTON VS. INVERNESS CT (home win). For City a 2-1 win, with Sara to score anytime. All the best everyone! Apples

Well that was a rollercoaster! 🎢🤣 Bravo @Parma Ham's gone mouldy and thanks everyone for the picks! 💪🏆💰 Apples