Mr Apples

Hi PUPs, here are the selections for the Blackburn match, a little bit early as I'm heading out. Thanks for all the suggestions and hopefully will bring some return (and hopefully it all adds up to a £20 stake 🤑)! Sarge Specials Sarge to score first (£2). Sarge to score with a header. BTTS, Sarge to score anytime. A double of Sarge/Szmodics to score anytime (£2). Other scorers Fassnacht anytime. Van Hooijdonk to score last (£2). McLean anytime. Sainz anytime. Score Predictions HT/FT - Draw/City (£2). City win, BTTS. Score draw. 1-1 draw. Over 2.5 goals. BTTS: NO; >2.5 goals; >6.5 yellow cards; >7.5 corners (£2). 0-0. Apples

Keep the suggestions rolling in, @nutty nigel I'll wing you another tenner via pigeonpal to cover all the suggestions. My pick for Parma is GREENOCK MORTON VS. AIRDRIEONIANS (home win). Apples

Hi PUPs and thanks Nutty for the kind intro. Keep the selections coming and I'll make my picks early evening Friday! Apples

Bravo Wacky! 🥳💰 Apples

Got round to Sisu yesterday. Batsh*t crazy, ludicrous Finnish grindhouse and incredibly entertaining. 🫣🤣 Wish I'd seen it at the cinema rather than TV as the backdrop looked amazing. He says just two things as far as I can recall. 😂 Apples

He looks about 52, but fair play to him for doing a decent job when called upon. 🫡 Apples

Bally Smart. Apples

Aston Oxborough. Apples

Hi PUPs, after being screwed yet again by a top 6 vs. bottom of the league clash last week (about the 6th time this season) a change of tactics with a top of the table clash in Scotland for FALKIRK VS. HAMILTON ACADEMICAL (home win). For the City bet, I'll go for a Sainz double. Best of luck everyone! Apples

He's doing an annoyingly good job managing Raith Rovers at the moment (not much of a standard, but plenty or airtime). If we're talking Scottish gobshi-tes there can be only one...Mark Fotheringham. Apples

Ian Murray. Apples

Kris Renton. Apples

People who touch their food together in a cheers type motion before eating...f*cking idiots. 🤣 Apples

Congrats Indy (the Karaoke king 🎤🎵🕺😅)! 💰🏆 Apples

Now I'm desperate to know what your go-to song is? 😁 Appless 🤣

Hi PUPs, off to Spain this week with AMOREBIETA VS. ELCHE (away win). For the City bet I'll go for HT/FT City/City with Fassnacht an anytime scorer. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Congrats Mr Angry and Inchy, very well deserved! 🥳🫡💰🏆 Apples

Aberdeen is a fine city, with many local attractions, as Gordon Bennett (formerly of this parish) found out many years ago. 🫣 Apples

Looking forward to getting down, I'm booked up for Plymouth (just need to get my ticket and then Wroxham vs. Gorleston on Easter Monday 💪). Apples

Finally got to the Holdovers today and it was brilliant (the trailer doesn't do it justice). Upliftingly funny and heartbreakingly sad in equal amounts, visually stunning and a great cast. Destined to become a Christmas classic (despite seeing it in February 🤦😅). Apples

Hi PUPs, off to Greece this week with our favourite feeder club, ATROMITOS VS. PAOK (away win). For the match bet I'll go for a NCFC 2-1 win with Sainz an anytime scorer. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Bravo GMF! 💰🏆 Apples

Hi PUPs, off to the African Nations Cup with CAPE VERDE VS. MAURITANIA (home win). For the City bet I'll go for Sarge to score first, which is around 16/1. Best of luck everyone! Apples

Say it isn't so, Houghton out? 😭🤣 Apples

At the threat of being labelled a grass 🤣, just a word of warning that it's still freezing in Scotland so any fixtures involving lower league teams may well be P-P. Celtic should be ok (not sure about ICT and Bonnyrigg R). Apples