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Major Bumpkin DSO

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  1. It has nothing to do with the status o fthe club whatsoever. All down to hard, cold cash. If Swansea, Merthyr Tydfil or Barry Island U11s have deeper pockets then that''s where our lad will wash up. Loyalty is only an afflictio affecting fans. Players and managers have no qualms about jumping ship to make a few quid more
  2. Doesn''t make a lot of sense though does it? We shoot managers? Unless you are an avid fan of Colombian football
  3. "We shoot burglars" simply doesn''t scan as well as "We shoot burg-ger-lars". Adding that extra syllable makes all the difference! Tony Martin is our friend.......
  4. We don''t need no education! Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!
  5. Part of the failed regime. Why would Lambert want him hanging round like a bad smell? Off to Austravel and book a one way ticket Chippy. Cheerio
  6. You seem to be fixated with mortaltiy, shuffling off this mortal coil, old chap. Strangely, a topic I never mentioned or aluded to. Still it takes all sorts, eh?
  7. If you will fritter that pension away on clove balls, scratch cards and second hand copies of "Readers'' Wives", you''ve only got yourself to blame.
  8. Let it all out, you''ll feel better for it. Now, tell me about your childhood.....
  9. Calls himself a manger? He can only dream of my shiny suit/Dame Edna specs/massive gut/blotchy face combo. How did that song go? "We''ll never play you again.." He he!
  10. Oh hello, just back from doing my bit for the poor and needy. I''d like to say I''m full of remorse and contrition, but unfortunately I''m not. Case of doling it out but not being able to take it Arthor old boy. I''d have a look back through some of the statements you''ve made about board members past and present before you get too high on the pedestal of moral indignation. Have a nice day (PS we don''t play at the Nest anymore so be careful  where you go demonstrating!)
  11. Has someone just woken you from your nap? Have you put your teeth back in?
  12. I think they should "doo it for the gaffer" on Saturday
  13. Major Bumpkin DSO You are a sick prat mocking an old mans health when you know ive been in and out of hospital. How low can you sink? Pillock!!! I''m sorry, old boy, but the cult of celebrity''s invidious web doesn''t spread quite far enough to include you (although you seem to think otherwise). I''ve no idea who you are or anything about you, other than you''re foolish old man. As the youngsters would say, "...get over yourself!" Oh, and it''s thursday today, in case you were wondering. Major  
  14. Ginger Balls - there''s an image to conjure with
  15. I can accept you being an egomanical attention seeker, but a puritanical dullard? Oh well.... Rumours are the life blood of message boards such as this, the more ridiculous the better. If you don''t like them, and their nature is normally obvious from the title, don''t read them. Anyway, in case you''re interested, I just saw McNally, Big Ron, Emile Hesky and four furtive looking Ukranians chatting in hushed tones in the Hall Road Homebase''s Costa. You heard it here first!!
  16. I think he has self-esteem issues. Probably due to bullying and his hideous ginger hair
  17. [quote user="Sack the board"]EDP....Contacted Evening News....Contacted Heart FM....Contacted Future FM....Contacted Radio Norwich...Contacted Look East....Contacted Anglia News....Contacted [/quote] Perhaps time to call them back - cancelled through no interest whatsoever?
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