Pi$$ed As A Mattress
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Irish Joe takes his goldfish to the vet claiming it has epilepsy. " The fish looks fine to me Joe" says the vet. "Yes vet, but you havent seen him out of the bowl yet have ya?" says Joe
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What do you get if you cross a Jehoavahs Witness and a Millwall fan? Someone who knocks on the door and tells YOU to f**K off
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Whats the difference between an Essex Girl and a bowling ball?.. You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
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What have Essex Girls and bowling balls got in common? They both like to be picked up, fingered and then banged down an alley
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Got attacked in an alley by three guys last night. I knocked one out. Granted, It wasnt the best time for a w**k but it could have been my last
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I''m voting for the Icelandic Volcanic Party...They''ve done more to stop Immigration in the last month than Labour have done in the last 13 years
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Good(ish) news... I hope
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Buzz Killington's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
where do you work? -
Hoolahan Or MacNamee
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to I am a Banana's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
rather like Oli, McNamee has a chant already....thinks he is already a hero and doesnt perform to the best of his abilities -
Canary Call
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Pi$$ed As A Mattress's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
Just waiting for the usual tw@t to come on and moan about Chris Martin. He is overweight, lazy and has ONLY scored 22 goals this season. We need to send him out on loan...he is rubbish -
Canary Call
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Pi$$ed As A Mattress's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
First Wizzard gets a mention. Blame Holt. -
Canary Call
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Pi$$ed As A Mattress's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
get the message, the only gap that matters is between us and third place !!! -
Canary Call
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Pi$$ed As A Mattress's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
ha ha -
What an indifferent bunch on there tonight
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Noisy oiks in Jarrold....
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Mr.Carrow's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
If every other word is f**k or c**t then they have every right to glare, If it isnt (as you said) they are just miserable gits who have nothing better to do than bloody moan. Sing your heart out !!! -
Trouble after game
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to Never Blue's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
I thought it was a joke when someone posted on here that Smudger had been hit !!! Brilliant news. The best things come to those who wait !! -
Why Kandol? Why?
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to BlyBlyBabes's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
reckon there is history there. could have been a very good ploy by Rusty -
Fraser Forster - Happy Birthday
Pi$$ed As A Mattress replied to sven_goran's topic in Main Discussion - Norwich City
Born today???? that means he is far too young to be playing football -
Just hit this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boT0oNkWr0I