Pi$$ed As A Mattress

Proud to call Peter Mendham a personal friend. Looking forward to making a speech at his wedding on 23rd Dec

He turned into an Ippy fan because the staff in their box office aren''t rude and City''s are. Lol

Don''t forget Ian Henderson. Useless pillock and a jumped up one at that

Just a thought. Attacking winger with Brum/Hughton connections!!

He was only trying to get a lift intercity

If he was attempting suicide I think his plan has hit the buffers.

My money is on Snodgrass. I know Russ Martin is the favourite but I really think it will be Snoddy. Anyone have other thoughts?

I said he is in Norwich, nothing more  

In Norwich this evening. Black Range Rover D8 JAJ. Could be visiting Hucks but was at Thickthorn at 17.30

I am sorry to say it but the free ride is over. If we dont start banging the goals in and believe.....we are doomed. The time has come to stand up and be counted. We have let the ten point gap go. Come on boys, One last push

and I have no source or inside information. I think Grant Holt will be part of a deal to bring in Gary Hooper in the summer. His family are now settled back in Cumbria and he gets up there at every opportunity. Just a guess but I genuinely think it will happen. Let me have a guess......Grant Holt and £4Million and Hooper is on his way. Apologies if this has already been discussed

He''s Tall He''s Dutch He''s Got an awesome touch Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel

I ended up with the following   Norwich 44 Wigan 32 QPR 31 Reading 27

Have a quick go at predicting the win, lose or draw of the following games and tell me if Norwich stay up !! Wigan Athletic. Currently on 27 points Wigan v Norwich. QPR v Wigan, Man City v Wigan, West Ham v Wigan, Wigan v Tottenham, West Brom v Wigan, Wigan v Swansea, Arsenal v Wigan, Wigan v Aston Villa.  Total Points for Wigan ___________ Reading FC. Currently on 23 points Arsenal v Reading, Reading v Southampton, Reading v Liverpool, Norwich v Reading, Reading v QPR, Fulham v Reading, Reading v Man City, West Ham v Reading. Total Points for Reading ___________ QPR. Currently on 23 points Fulham v QPR, QPR v Wigan, Everton v QPR, QPR v Stoke, Reading v QPR, QPR v Arsenal, QPR v Newcastle, Liverpool v QPR Total points for QPR_____________ Norwich City. Currently on 34 points Wigan v Norwich, Norwich v Swansea, Arsenal v Norwich, Norwich v Reading, Stoke v Norwich, Norwich v Aston Villa, Norwich v West Brom, Man City v Norwich. Total points for Norwich ____________   take into account that alot of the teams around us are playing one another. I think we will survive comfortably

After 20 games we were on 25 points. Wigan were on 18, Reading on 13 and QPR on 10. 7 points clear. After 25 games we were on 28 points. Reading on 23, Wigan on 21, Villa on 21 and QPR on 17. 7 points clear of bottom three After 30 games we are on 34 points. Wigan on 27, Reading on 24 and QPR on 24. 7 Points clear. Based on how the gap is consistent (I know Wigan have only played 29) and the fact that we still have Villa, Southampton, Sunderland, West Ham and Newcastle between them and us I have no doubt that we will stay up.  

Kei Kamara has moved in a couple of doors down from a friend of mine just a stones throw from Carrow Rd. He has also bought himself a little Merc. I would guess that he would be staying in a hotel if he was planning on returning to USA in May. From what I have seen of him I would be happy for him to stay here.

Hooper didnt reject a move to Norwich. Hooper was never given the chance to speak to us !!

I saw Curtis in Norwich yesterday. I posted it but was shot down again.

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Think it''s gone through.

Cant PM you, wont let me  

Just ask Alan Grey. He seems to think I am so sad I have scoured the internet to see what car Davies drives. Sad bastard. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. How about "I swear on my childrens lives Alan". And yes, I do have children. The same Alan Grey who was ripping the juice the other day when I posted about Kamara coming to Norwich.....and where is he????...Coming to Norwich

I know the A11 and A14 is quicker, I work in Brum twice a year. If I was starting a rumour I would have spotted him near Wymondham or Attleborough. Take it or leave it

Unfortunately so many rumours get spread that people don''t believe anything anymore but I was sure it was either him or a twin

Just spotted a white range rover vogue on the A47 Easton roundabout with a driver who looks suspiciously like Curtis Davies. Let the slating begin!!!