Pedro Pig

Never been called Blondie before...................

Maybe he was reading it on the toilet........Prior to using it for something else?

What did Dumble talk about in the barren weeks at the end of May and June?.............................Not alot really.

We are ''country cousins'' and long may we remain so. You can always move back to London.

Ok you pink un guys and gals...........give her the fiver.

Yes but we are in the Premiership now so we are allowed tacky, tasteless little slogans. Too much Bon Jovi methinks.

My mate who''s a builder sayes that he and a team of workmen have been spending this week working on a facelift for the River End stand. It has involved lots of wood, but the finished article looks very much like an early Anglo Saxon settlement complete with central church, fat friars and a sandy ''beaching'' area in the 16 yrd area. Said worthy...i wanted the new lads to feel at home, so please can all river end ticket holders please wear peasant smocks, bring their livestock, and generally make ''we want to be pillaged noises'' whilst displaying large quantities of gold artifacts and voluptuous women. The line was drawn at the possibility of rowing a longship across the pitch as the groundsman complained that the keel was marking the new surface. However worthy is keen on the new 1 2 2 3 2 1 formation which fans out into 11 formation charge on reaching the penalty area. The players seem to have accepted this new style of play, although flem complained his horned helmet punctured balls whilst jumping for headers,WLY''s shield was bigger than him and greeno had a nasty incident when he bent down to retrieve the ball in the back of the net. Several anxious moments were spent whilst the physio extracted him and his helmet from the nets clutches. OTBC

Quick whos got the Ring...........

Chris....Please hurry up and sign. I''m getting right cheesed off standing in Asda waiting for a sighting. Mrs Pig is threatening to leave....something about obsession with the deli counter.

How about Steve Finnan from liverpool. Apparently suplus to requirements, can play r/back or r/midfield. Rep of Ireland international, don''t know if hes any good, or how much he would be. Houllier bought him from fulham, but there are new signings to take his first team place. Any thoughts............

Don''t worry about offending me dumble. I have posted 3 times on here to make the point that your thread is a poor use of board space and to defend my opinion. I think its constructive, pity you don''t. But then maybe you want the ''Golden Boot'' award for posters this season.

Soz, i mean''t, do you think Kamara is the player to fill Larsons boots or Suttons?

Is the ginger one playing monopoly with paper money?Hope their not overspending.

But do you reckon he''s in Larsons mould? Think he might be a replacement for Sutton instead. Fingers crossed.

Celtic have taken kamara on a seasons loan.......wonder why......Oh please.