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Pedro Pig

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  1. Maybe he was reading it on the toilet........Prior to using it for something else?
  2. What did Dumble talk about in the barren weeks at the end of May and June?.............................Not alot really.
  3. We are ''country cousins'' and long may we remain so. You can always move back to London.
  4. Ok you pink un guys and gals...........give her the fiver.
  5. Yes but we are in the Premiership now so we are allowed tacky, tasteless little slogans. Too much Bon Jovi methinks.
  6. My mate who''s a builder sayes that he and a team of workmen have been spending this week working on a facelift for the River End stand. It has involved lots of wood, but the finished article looks very much like an early Anglo Saxon settlement complete with central church, fat friars and a sandy ''beaching'' area in the 16 yrd area. Said worthy...i wanted the new lads to feel at home, so please can all river end ticket holders please wear peasant smocks, bring their livestock, and generally make ''we want to be pillaged noises'' whilst displaying large quantities of gold artifacts and voluptuous women. The line was drawn at the possibility of rowing a longship across the pitch as the groundsman complained that the keel was marking the new surface. However worthy is keen on the new 1 2 2 3 2 1 formation which fans out into 11 formation charge on reaching the penalty area. The players seem to have accepted this new style of play, although flem complained his horned helmet punctured balls whilst jumping for headers,WLY''s shield was bigger than him and greeno had a nasty incident when he bent down to retrieve the ball in the back of the net. Several anxious moments were spent whilst the physio extracted him and his helmet from the nets clutches. OTBC
  7. Chris....Please hurry up and sign. I''m getting right cheesed off standing in Asda waiting for a sighting. Mrs Pig is threatening to leave....something about obsession with the deli counter.
  8. How about Steve Finnan from liverpool. Apparently suplus to requirements, can play r/back or r/midfield. Rep of Ireland international, don''t know if hes any good, or how much he would be. Houllier bought him from fulham, but there are new signings to take his first team place. Any thoughts............
  9. Don''t worry about offending me dumble. I have posted 3 times on here to make the point that your thread is a poor use of board space and to defend my opinion. I think its constructive, pity you don''t. But then maybe you want the ''Golden Boot'' award for posters this season.
  10. Soz, i mean''t, do you think Kamara is the player to fill Larsons boots or Suttons?
  11. Is the ginger one playing monopoly with paper money?Hope their not overspending.
  12. But do you reckon he''s in Larsons mould? Think he might be a replacement for Sutton instead. Fingers crossed.
  13. Celtic have taken kamara on a seasons loan.......wonder why......Oh please.
  14. Yes....it shrivelled up and died due to some of the inane drivel posted on here. A right loada ol squit if you ask me.
  15. Weston, the chances of winning the lottery with a single ticket are around 14 million to one. In other words about as likely as you being funny.Dont see the point in posting useless conjucture and moving other more down to earth posts off the front board. But then thats just me.
  16. Lets hope NOT so. Why the hell do you hope we will be 4th from bottom. I''m sure we all HOPE to finish alot higher. Such projections are really a waste of time. We will finish where we will finish, definately.
  17. This imo is now turning into a farce. There was supposed to be meetings, discussions with family blah blah yawn. Has he even been up here to look at the setup? It stinks of a player using another club as a lever to prise more money out of his existing club. But then he is only on 5k a week..........poor ole boy.
  18. The more i think about it ...... the more convinced i am that the God that is Chris Sutton will return home. I reckon he would love to have a final crack at the prem...just to prove all those doubters of his ability to be an England forward wrong. There is alot of unrest at Celtic at the moment and City''s chances of staying up are unknown. There may never be a better time for a swansong.
  19. Was it really 20 yrs ago.........Time flies when you''re bitter and twisted..BUT revenge is on hand mwahahahahahaaaaaa!!! All i need now is for holier than thou kendall to rejoin as manager, City to take 6 points from them and field a team of reserves against all their relegation opponents. Then they and their ''big club'' pretensions can slide into the murky depths. MWAH mwahaha mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!
  20. The sad state that the F.A. has allowed football to become. Bloated with too much money, a national team of posing primadonnas, an F.A. cup competion that has become farce, a once fantastic 5 division setup that now acknowledges noone apart from the ''big'' few, and the sad possibility that a game 14 yr old kids parents could be prosecuted for their offsprings enthusiasum for their club and the net. Greed ruins,
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