KernowCanary

Beggars can’t be choosers, but they can froth at the mouth and eat the furniture.

Oh for god sake! :(.

Very classy of Lee Dixon to make a stupid comment about Ildefons Lima looking like a 51 year old when he came on (he’s actually 41 and this was mentioned before Dixon made his comment). Just how many international caps do you have?, Ildefons Lima has 133 and is in the Guinness Book of Records. Show some respect, especially for “lesser” opposition teams. Fantastic reaction to the Albanian goal!🤣🤣🤣 https://mobile.twitter.com/AlbaniaFooty/status/1446943450264449025

The Logical Song by Supertramp, if that qualifies as a rock song.

Is the pound the weakest European currency now?, it cannot be as bad as the Lek, surely?.

Sums the total utter jingoistic clown up in one photo. What is this stunt in aid of?, it’s just as bad as the one of him rugby tackling a kid.

Every global problem there is, we seem to get the worst of it in Western Europe First the recession in 2007, now this. At least it means heard immunity being built up I guess. Wearing masks sucked, but sometimes we saw a funny side to it to soften the blow, such as when we were on our Falmouth pub crawl and in the last pub the maid maid came up to us, before saying “The manager says to put your masks on”, and when I put mine on the barmaid laughed and said “Looking good!”. Did also have fun with matching the mask pattern to my sweatshirt. Am glad that’s over where I go out though, as if you’ve been double jabbed, it’s now an option in many of the pubs I’ve been to in recent times.

All these people who support Man United and claim they got to where they did through hard work, all while Chelsea and Man City got Sugar Daddies in are liars. They benefited from the money injection which was and still is their (Sky’s) “Whole new ball game”, to quote their awful 1992 trailer. Man United didn’t get a sugar daddy owner, but a sugar daddy investment from a TV company owned by Mr Murdoch and pumped almost all their money into them, by putting their matches on live almost every weekend. The Premier League was and still is Man United’s baby, with Sky the surrogate. Sky have ruined football and not long ago I cancelled my subscription, am now even more glad I did it after recent events. It’s not even worth the price they charge, seeing we cannot get 3pm Saturday games. The 3pm shut off is the biggest kick in the **** ever.

Belgium’s Golden Generation has failed, I knew even when they were 2-0 up France were going to get their doo-dah together and pull something out of the hat like Villa do when it looks like they are doomed for the drop. Still, some good games to catch up on after seeing the new Bond film with my friend who I work with and she’s a big Canaries supporter like myself!.

Remember the days when the term “Normal telly” meant BBC, ITV and Channel 4? 🤣🤣🤣. As for this Sky Glass, it’s interesting, but not something I’d rush buy on release.

We’ve got our club back!🤣🤣🤣. I’d rather have Delia Smith instead of a corrupt organisation.

What a woeful country we have become. Sick man of Europe 😞

To all those people who loved every minute of all this and seen it as a dystopian evolution…. go f*ck yourselves. That isn’t aimed at anyone on here, as everyone here seems to hate it, all meanwhile I’ve heard from work friends that on forums of teams they support, they have been getting the occasional idiot enjoying all this. Even on a Newcastle forum someone celebrated the first lockdown. I despair, I really do.

This **** show has been on the cards for years…. Labour refusing to enter the single currency, “The European Question” going on for years ever since we joined the EU…… I’m old enough to remember that 1997 junk mail VHS tape “The most important video you’ll ever watch”, by The Referendum Party. Its just that back then we thought nothing of it and now it’s happened, it’s the biggest ****-up in worldwide political history.

Well done to those doing the job of the police properly by hauling them off the road like the bits of dirt they really are. Just what has blocking roads disrupting normal daily lives, got to do with insulating people’s homes?.

Right bunch of selfish ****. That bricklayer leader of their’s is a hypocrite and a facist. He don’t even insulate his own home and does not care one iota about all the problems his organisations road blocking actions cause. On GMB, he was asked about a woman who nearly died on her way to a hospital and if she did die, it would have been their fault. When asked if he had any compassion, he just dodged the question and went on about his scummy organisations beliefs. He couldn’t stand the heat so stormed off throwing his toys away. They keep getting worse and even are asking for donations now. That idiot gluing himself to the floor near the bridge. I hope he’s still stuck there.

They hold the record for most top 75 singles without going top 40. Seven entries in fact and this one made No.41. Sucks they never made the top 40, but at least they have a chart record that will never be beaten.

All the moaners in The Sailors back terrace garden (pub and restaurant in Newquay), saying back in July that there will be another lockdown in October!. Those doom and gloomers were wrong and I hope they are glad to be too. Usually they jinx things like this just by saying it over and over again. They did the same thing with the November lockdown, and I’ll never forget Boris with glee going “lockdown!” and bragging on about “recreation”. Recreation for me was just depressing, so I stopped doing it, I’ve always been an out and about type actually doing fun things, not exercise/jogging around. Lockdown damaged me. It’s time to enjoy our lives once again and stop watching the news, all with their science boffins only interested in one thing and that’s being on the telly. The trend lines are on their way down and the third booster jab will lead the way.

The eBay one with the couple putting the lounge together like a jigsaw puzzle really ruffles my feathers for some reason…… What makes it worse is that it’s ruined the “F is For Family” theme tune for me as well.

“Don’t give that card to me!”. Was only talking about that episode today!🤣🤣🤣. ”They gave me two tickets to the ballet tomorrow night!” “The ba-lay!?” “You like ballet?” ”Marjorie please!, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew!. Aaahhh…. ba-lay!”. [We see Homer’s vision of ballet being a bear going round in circles driving a go kart] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We’re just a pointless stupid island if that video from a German TV station is to be taken as gospel. I am totally embarrassed by it all. My friend is a teacher and she told me last night while on a Falmouth pub crawl, that her school has been having teacher shortages, made even worse by foreign teachers no longer wanting to come here. Beforehand they would come here to teach a foreign language. If I move to Scotland now, I would still be on “Brexit Island”, or “Plague island” as it stands. I want to be a EU citizen again. During the Euros, I even had English people in the pubs I visit after work, telling me in private that they wanted England to lose the final to Italy, as it would have otherwise seen xenophobia win after the way the German toddler got treated and all while they booed every national anthem going from the opposition teams, then went even lower by shining a penlight in Kasper’s face. One of those people thought Brexit was seen by the England supporters as an excuse to act the way they did, while also blowing the chance to prove to the world that their vote wasn’t influenced by such attitudes. When England lost to Iceland at Euro 2016, someone had an England shirt made to wear at the game with the player/number being “Brexit/19”. That person is such an idiot and that’s only being kind. “Meinung” in the top left corner of the video means in English “My opinion”, but although it’s an opinion, I see it as damn fact. We are the laughing stock of the world and why the hell was this referendum even approved in the first place?. I was even considering suicide over it and even during Covid I went through the same phase. I never want to go through that ever again.

Eeexxxactly!🤣🤣🤣

Self inflicted damage all brought on by a government who didn’t even need to open the referendum up in the first place.

“Brexit Island”, that phrase really boils my ****, it’s like we are always laughed at for being an island. Seeing this really does confirm my suspicions that we are the laughing stock country of the world. Only thing we have going for ourselves on the world stage is being home to the world’s strongest domestic football league. ”Don’t mention the B word”, hahahaha, hilarious!, my sides are splitting! (Now that’s sarcasm!). Reference to a British comedy show that used World War 2 as a gag device in that one episode.