Yur Gonnaget

At the August game there was no escort and precious few plod on route to ground. I think we''ll get a rather less laissez faire attitude to policing on Saturday.

Plastic

Been to an awful lot more than 600...

It''s great that you''ve accepted what you are - a plastic. It''s the first step on your journey to supporting your local team.

Is that UKIP humour?

I see. And all those recent games oop north on your doorstep that you couldn''t bother to go to? Huddersfield? Leeds? Rotherham? Organizing your sock drawer I expect. No ones interested in your ill informed plastic views.

Oh dear, showing your true colours! Purple and yellow I''d guess.

It''s been great because plastics haven''t been able to watch games on illegal internet streams. I, for one, don''t give a monkeys chuff if we get promoted because the Championship is a great league and I actually go to games (unlike most contributors to this forum).

Actually I''m an asylum seeker

Aren''t you one of those plastics who never goes to games?

The simplest answer would have been to make tickets only available to personal callers at the ticket office. One ticket per person (no collecting on behalf of others) and bring your stubs along - the notion of only counting those bought off the club is laughable, at many away games you can pay on the gate which gets you no credit with this system. Still funny that the copper/pub landlord didn''t''t get tickets for him and the old gimmers.

Who''d have thunk it? The drink-loving cook jumping in to bed (so to speak) with semi-literate egomaniac Russell Brand (who a few days ago was urging anyone gullible enough to listen spit in the faces of those who fought for democracy). I can''t think of anything more depressing that the thought that anyone is actually swayed by the airhead views of vapid selebridddeeeeees.

Had a chat with him at a book signing at Jarrolds (and I hadn''t bought his book). Nice guy, wish him well.

Wolverine - king of the Plastics

Maybe for a plastic who never goes to games. I shall be savouring the atmosphere at Portman Road. Playoffs - real fans only