The Polar Bears Made Me Do It

I realise never going games makes you bitter. That sitting in a darkened room on matchdays gawping at a screen makes you feel emasculated and full of self-loathing. But, as with most problems, the first step is admission. Try this. Stand in front of the mirror, look that reflection squarely in the eye and say in a load, clear voice "I am a plastic". You''ll feel much better for it.

Apparently he wanted to return to a real club rooted in its local community. The sort of club where the fans walk from their home to the ground on matchdays. His stint at Theatre of Dreams has left him disillusioned with fans whose only connection to the team is via dodgy internet streams of games. Accordingly, as an act of solidarity and to welcome Micky back on Saturday, could all plastics keep their internet connected devices turned off. Do something else, go and support your local team. Norwich v Brighton - real fans only.

All that pocket money you saved up for all those letters on your shirt. If you scrunch your face up and wish hard enough Ricky WILL come good.

A lot of people had their heads turned by RvW''s price tag and just assumed that because we had spent a club record amount, he must be good. Their fervour was stoked by YouTube video (I refer you, m''lud to Mr Mark "Fozzy" Fotheringham and his infamous flick). In the face of the mountain of evidence to the contrary, they persist with the myth that he is a football genius let down by his team mates, the management, the board, the fans, and the City of Norwich. They have made the common mistake of confusing COST with VALUE. He cost a great of money, his value to the club is negligible - (a pub league standard player who no-one, St Etienne included, will want next season. You could even argue he has a sizeable "negative value" - a massive drain on our wage bill coupled with the fact that the money we spent on his transfer fee could have been used to much better effect. There''s a fairly clear divide. The Head in the sand, Ricky''s a genius camp is composed mainly of stream watching plastics. Those who actually go to games knew within a few games we had been sold a pup. We''d done our money, if you will. His sole contribution was to make the nearly as useless Hooper look marginally less awful.

Could all the stream-watching plastics bang their mouses to the rhythm of "You''re going in the river".

And that was just about his only touch against Everton. And I can''t remember him heading a ball after that on a whole season so it''s a fair assumption he didn''t mean to do it.

RVW is a complete tool. And delusional. The main reason we got relegated was because we p*ssed away a jaw dropping sum on one of the most useless players to pull on the yellow and green. We didn''t "practice good football". He certainly didn''t. Powder puff, clueless lightweight. Absolutely effin useless. Let''s not forget that this season he''s scored TWO goals. Not exactly Messi is he? And yet we have those still trotting out the "we didn''t play to his strengths" garbage. Stream watching plastics who never saw him play. Those who never go to games should have a special avatar so their valueless opinions can be easily overlooked.

At some point "potential" has to be delivered on. The player has to step up to delivering consistently good performances. Has Nathan done that? Does he look any closer to doing that? There has been no appreciable improvement in his shooting of delivery crosses.

Personally, I''d bite off any hand offering £10m for young Nathan and willingly drive him to his new employer. Can''t see any demand for Hooper. Scored a few goals in the jocko pub league. Flo in the PL. Can''t see us getting our money back.

Thanks for your comment STUF. Keep treasuring that priority membership card [do you get a card??], you''ll get to a game a Carrow Road one day.

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Stevie Goble

Looked good against a bunch of Portugese kids last night and getting rave reviews. But, is he real any better than Josh Murphy? Time to ship out in January?

I would say "real fans" are those who gave the their hard-earned cash in exchange for shares which will never pay a dividend and aren''t traded on any exchange, simply because they care so much. These people are heroes! The players should form a guard of honour as they enter the stadium. Amongst the benefits is a very real sense of ownership. I, and the other ordinary share holders literally own the club.it makes you care that much more than a mere ticket holder.

And another one who won''t be at the AGM ....

I''m guessing you''re not a shareholder Herman? Season ticket? No? My word, you''re certainly a diehard aren''t you! I''m going to guess your level of support as "gets to one or two games a season (free ticket when mate can''t go)". Oh, and mades thousands of posts on a bulletin board. Now that''s real commitment...

It always makes a refreshing change to spend time in the company of real fans, people who put their hands altruistically in their pockets when the club came calling. No keyboard warriors, exiled "supporters" or priority member types there.

These events are always far more entertaining when all is not well at Carrow Road. If everything is going swimmingly it''s a board love-in. When the wheels are coming off... classics, Roeder and Englandmanagergate. Fantastic! A loss against Brighton should make things very interesting. An in that scenario, what chance everyone''s favourite point celebrity luvvie board member showing his face?

They''re all students from Teeside Poly. Bollox to a refund!

The Barclay may think their deafening but in reality you could hear a pin drop. Silence punctuated by the odd ripple of polite applause. Night matches should have the Carra rocking, nowadays it''s like a library. Too much time in the Premier League has killed the atmosphere. That and pandering to media luvvie a like Fry.

Can''t stand the Americanised version of Halloween. Sticking a candle in a mask out of a sugarbeet (not a pumpkin) is all hat is needed. Can''t bear trick or great, I rub dog mess in their faces. What I hate most about hallloween is that it has killed off the real tradition of bonfire night. When I was a kid November 5th was the best night of the year apart from Christmas Eve. Weeks building a bonfire and penny for the guy. Now you buy a load of plastic Halloween crap from ASDA. Back to the original topic, apparently is was rocking where LDC was. You could hear a pin drop all match in the Main Stand. The propensity for the Lower Barclay to delude itself that it''s creating a cauldron of noise never ceases to amuse.Perhaps they put in some extra effort to celebrate one of LDCs rare visits which he will now drone on about endlessly.

Is this where "fans" who don''t go to games hang out! You guys rock !!!!

Hmmmm. Cruising to an easy victory so take off the guy on a hat trick and the one bossing midfield. Result, we''re overrun, concede a needless goal and its squeaky bum time til the end. Far from football genius.

Careful, you''ll be accused of being homophobic by the moral policy sycophantic acolyte corps.

I''ve often wondered what is the point of "quoting" another post and adding nothing to it. Pointless. I know some of you get very aroused by your post count and the kudos you perceive (interestingly, no one else does) that bestows. Any way, well done you!