ricardo 8,034 Posted October 28, 2013 I saw a Norwich City flag blowing down the street this morning.An Omen perhaps, but what of I couldn''t say.Anyway, I lost a pot plant and the emergency services have been alerted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted October 28, 2013 My pants dried superfast.Bonus[Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 8,034 Posted October 28, 2013 [quote user="Herman "]My pants dried superfast.Bonus[Y][/quote]I put some clean ones on when Mrs Ricardo said there would be a massive blow job at about 1 am.When I woke up this morning I found to my disappointment that neither Dorothy nor Toto had ever left Kansas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Angry 2,016 Posted October 28, 2013 Didn''t think you''d joined the pantwetters yet Herman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted October 28, 2013 I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted October 28, 2013 [quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 8,034 Posted October 28, 2013 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"][quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive. [/quote]You didn''t experience the massive blow job during the night then, Bor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted October 28, 2013 :-)I knew moist was the wrong word as soon as I pressed the post button. Damp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 1,011 Posted October 28, 2013 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"][quote user="Herman "]I''m in the moist, but not wet, pants gang.[/quote]That''s just how most of the birds in my retirement home feel whenever I walk past to fetch another digestive. [/quote]Bor, is there any truth in the rumour that all you old geezers in the home get Viagra every night to stop you rolling out of bed? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 1,011 Posted October 28, 2013 Severe storm damage at mine today...[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/whk6rb.jpg[/IMG] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 11,136 Posted October 28, 2013 Hope you''re insured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helsinki canary 302 Posted October 28, 2013 Seems the tail end of the pant wetting has arrived here in helsinki tonight, thankfully the wind has obated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 225 Posted October 28, 2013 There has been massive devastation in Suffolk. ................... oh, no, hang on a minute. That''s just Ipswich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
