First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "I don''t get it. Is it because Elton John''s gay?"Yes - and all gay men, want to fu*k all the straight men in the world... lock up your sons.... the scary gay men are coming (in a child''s arse, somewhere near you)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]Ah yes - because all gay men are dirty perverts... way to go with the 70''s stereotyping...[/quote]BOOO THOUGHT POLICE BOOO!!! HE SHOULD HE ALLOWED TO MAKE OFFENSIVE JOKES ABOUT WHOEVER HE LIKES BOOOO!!! FREE SPEECH!!! BOOO!!![|-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]"I don''t get it. Is it because Elton John''s gay?"Yes - and all gay men, want to fu*k all the straight men in the world... lock up your sons.... the scary gay men are coming (in a child''s arse, somewhere near you)...[/quote]Yeah I knew what it meant, Jed, I just wanted him to admit that he was making a joke which implies what you''ve said. [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "Yeah I knew what it meant, Jed, I just wanted him to admit that he was making a joke which implies what you''ve said"I know, I just like ragging on his bullshit, further! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]Yes - and all gay men, want to fu*k all the straight men in the world... lock up your sons.... the scary gay men are coming (in a child''s arse, somewhere near you)...[/quote]It''s pretty obvious you are from Brighton! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted December 16, 2009 By the way, wrong forum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Morriss 69 Posted December 16, 2009 Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Barclayman"]Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.[/quote]Imagine. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Barclayman"]Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.[/quote]Then however would they fill those saturday evening prime time tv slots?BTW there is no BM he died a couple of years ago and JD''s tv career died just as surely many years earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.""It''s pretty obvious you are from Brighton!"Both of these could either be the dumbest f*cking things I''ve ever heard, or actually funny sarcasm. I''m going with the former on the former, and the latter on the latter...And as for the 2nd one - I has already written out in another window (but not sent, by accident); "Well, you have to realise, I am gay! After all, I live in Brighton - and you have to be! Better wear metal pants on Saturday, boys, as I''ll be seeing you in the Barclay!"...! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"]I don''t get it. Is it because Elton John''s gay?[/quote]You made me laugh, anyway, Your Lordship. Can I call you Your Lordship, or do you prefer just plain Flashheart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Pablo Picarsole"][quote user="Lord Flashheart"]I don''t get it. Is it because Elton John''s gay?[/quote]You made me laugh, anyway, Your Lordship. Can I call you Your Lordship, or do you prefer just plain Flashheart?[/quote]I don''t mind what you call me. WOOF WOOF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Morriss 69 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]"Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.""It''s pretty obvious you are from Brighton!"Both of these could either be the dumbest f*cking things I''ve ever heard, or actually funny sarcasm. I''m going with the former on the former, and the latter on the latter...And as for the 2nd one - I has already written out in another window (but not sent, by accident); "Well, you have to realise, I am gay! After all, I live in Brighton - and you have to be! Better wear metal pants on Saturday, boys, as I''ll be seeing you in the Barclay!"...![/quote]Christ get over yourself Jedi. Statistics show that 1 in 10 people are gay so thats a minority in my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Barclayman"]Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.[/quote] One of them is deceased and the other is about as funny as finding a turd in the punch bowl just after you''ve had a glassful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"][quote user="Barclayman"]Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.[/quote]Then however would they fill those saturday evening prime time tv slots?BTW there is no BM he died a couple of years ago and JD''s tv career died just as surely many years earlier.[/quote]Yes, he justs packs out theatre''s everywhere! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 Yeah get over it, Jed! Let the man imply that homosexuals are paedophiles on a public forum! [:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Barclayman"][quote user="First Jedi"]"Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.""It''s pretty obvious you are from Brighton!"Both of these could either be the dumbest f*cking things I''ve ever heard, or actually funny sarcasm. I''m going with the former on the former, and the latter on the latter...And as for the 2nd one - I has already written out in another window (but not sent, by accident); "Well, you have to realise, I am gay! After all, I live in Brighton - and you have to be! Better wear metal pants on Saturday, boys, as I''ll be seeing you in the Barclay!"...![/quote]Christ get over yourself Jedi. Statistics show that 1 in 10 people are gay so thats a minority in my eyes. [/quote]"1 in 10 people are gay"Are you a ''Homosexual Activist"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "Christ get over yourself Jedi. Statistics show that 1 in 10 people are gay so thats a minority in my eyes. "Whoooosh! That was the sound of my point, flying over your head... try *reading* sometimes, really helps - I''m hardly arguing against gays being a minority - of course they are a minority... the fact you think all I am doing is saying that they aren''t, shows just how fu*king dumb you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "Yeah get over it, Jed! Let the man imply that homosexuals are paedophiles on a public forum!"*hangs head in shame* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted December 16, 2009 Elton is bi, you bunch of poofs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 8,750 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"][quote user="Barclayman"][quote user="First Jedi"]"Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning.""It''s pretty obvious you are from Brighton!"Both of these could either be the dumbest f*cking things I''ve ever heard, or actually funny sarcasm. I''m going with the former on the former, and the latter on the latter...And as for the 2nd one - I has already written out in another window (but not sent, by accident); "Well, you have to realise, I am gay! After all, I live in Brighton - and you have to be! Better wear metal pants on Saturday, boys, as I''ll be seeing you in the Barclay!"...![/quote]Christ get over yourself Jedi. Statistics show that 1 in 10 people are gay so thats a minority in my eyes. [/quote]"1 in 10 people are gay"Are you a ''Homosexual Activist"? [/quote]Wow. That site is quite something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 "Yes, he justs packs out theatre''s everywhere!"True! He isn''t going to be out of work, even the BNP have needs for after dinner speakers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted December 16, 2009 Oh great, now bring the BNP into it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted December 16, 2009 You can always rely on people to have a sense of humour on this message board. NOT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted December 16, 2009 Threads like this are the reason I find this forum so entertaining. [:P] I''m now waiting for the first posters to use inane sophisms like "it''s political correctness gone mad!" and the brain-acheingly stupid "your logic is wrong!" whenever somebody tries to put an argument forward. [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted December 16, 2009 On a side, Barclayman, I have to ask... where you being sarcastic when you said;"Christ if no one was allowed to make jokes about minorities there''d be no Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning."Or did you actually mean it? I have to know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"]Threads like this are the reason I find this forum so entertaining. [:P] I''m now waiting for the first posters to use inane sophisms like "it''s political correctness gone mad!" and the brain-acheingly stupid "your logic is wrong!" whenever somebody tries to put an argument forward. [Y][/quote]Or accusations of homosexuality, closely followed with an offer to meet up and "sort it out like real men" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="morty"][quote user="Lord Flashheart"]Threads like this are the reason I find this forum so entertaining. [:P] I''m now waiting for the first posters to use inane sophisms like "it''s political correctness gone mad!" and the brain-acheingly stupid "your logic is wrong!" whenever somebody tries to put an argument forward. [Y][/quote]Or accusations of homosexuality, closely followed with an offer to meet up and "sort it out like real men"[/quote]Amazed this hasn''t been closed - it''s political correctness gone mad ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted December 16, 2009 In other news, the entire board of Colchested Whonited resigned en masse today, and hope to be appointed as the Norwich board tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 16, 2009 [quote user="blahblahblah"]In other news, the entire board of Colchested Whonited resigned en masse today, and hope to be appointed as the Norwich board tomorrow.[/quote]Hahahaha.Funny, yet disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites