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Would Smith pass a Jeremy Kyle test?

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Do they have a child? is it MWJ''s?

haha i love jezzer [:D] hes coming to norwich to sign books! [:D]

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[quote user="hogesar"]

Do they have a child? is it MWJ''s?

haha i love jezzer [:D] hes coming to norwich to sign books! [:D]

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Lol, Its not the DNA test I had in mind hogesar.

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[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="hogesar"]

Do they have a child? is it MWJ''s?

haha i love jezzer [:D] hes coming to norwich to sign books! [:D]

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Lol, Its not the DNA test I had in mind hogesar.

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no i didnt think so haha! [:)]

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Out of Delia and MWJ - if one of them had to take a lie -detector test on the JK show who would you choose to answer?

What 3 yes or no answer questions would you give them?

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[quote user="CT "]Out of Delia and MWJ - if one of them had to take a lie -detector test on the JK show who would you choose to answer?

What 3 yes or no answer questions would you give them?[/quote]I wouldn''t care. I''d just like to have a reason to go and watch the show live [:d]

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[quote user="CT "]Out of Delia and MWJ - if one of them had to take a lie -detector test on the JK show who would you choose to answer? What 3 yes or no answer questions would you give them?[/quote]

Where''s the cash gone?

Are you selling up?

And why was Mike Walker sacked?

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[quote user="First Wizard"]

[quote user="CT "]Out of Delia and MWJ - if one of them had to take a lie -detector test on the JK show who would you choose to answer? What 3 yes or no answer questions would you give them?[/quote]

Where''s the cash gone?

Are you selling up?

And why was Mike Walker sacked?

[/quote]The lie detector is yes or no. So your questions would pan out:Where''s the cash gone? Yes.Are you selling up? No.And why was Mike Walker sacked? Yes.It wouldn''t help us too much Wiz!

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[quote user="First Wizard"]

You all know the one I mean!

In fact, I believe the whole board and manager would fail too.[:|]

[/quote]No, Wiz, because I don''t watch the show. Could you enlighten me?

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[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="First Wizard"]

[quote user="CT "]Out of Delia and MWJ - if one of them had to take a lie -detector test on the JK show who would you choose to answer? What 3 yes or no answer questions would you give them?[/quote]

Where''s the cash gone?

Are you selling up?

And why was Mike Walker sacked?

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The lie detector is yes or no. So your questions would pan out:

Where''s the cash gone? Yes.
Are you selling up? No.
And why was Mike Walker sacked? Yes.

It wouldn''t help us too much Wiz!
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ROFLMAO !

Okay, one question then.............are you guilty?

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[quote user="hogesar"]JEREMY KYLE IS AWESOME. [/quote]SIGN HIM UP!

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[quote user="AJ"][quote user="hogesar"]JEREMY KYLE IS AWESOME. [/quote]SIGN HIM UP![/quote]He does know his football. He has a show on talksport now! [:D]

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[quote user="IncH_HigH"][:$]What is a Jeremy Kyle test[:$][/quote]

A phrase I spotted in this mornings EDP letters, it refers to a lie detector test used, I believe, on that person''s TV programme.

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[quote user="First Wizard"]

[quote user="IncH_HigH"][:$]What is a Jeremy Kyle test[:$][/quote]

A phrase I spotted in this mornings EDP letters, it refers to a lie detector test used, I believe, on that person''s TV programme.

[/quote]Yeah. It''s mostly used on Chav''s who have had unprotected sex with 196 women in the past year, and one of them wants to know if he''s the childs father. It normally turns out he is, then Jeremy gets to shout at him for being a lazy chav without a job. It''s AWESOME. [:D]

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[quote user="IncH_HigH"]Thankyou Wiz.
Being a  radio ham I tend to listen to the radio and only watch tv if it''s something I want to see.[:O]Daytime tv is a mystery to me.[:O]
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Same here, unless there''s big, weekend game on, our set is switched off until 6pm.

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[quote user="IncH_HigH"]Thankyou Wiz. Being a  radio ham I tend to listen to the radio and only watch tv if it''s something I want to see.[:O]Daytime tv is a mystery to me.[:O][/quote]You''re missing out by not watching Jeremy Kyle, believe me.

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[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="IncH_HigH"]Thankyou Wiz. Being a  radio ham I tend to listen to the radio and only watch tv if it''s something I want to see.[:O]Daytime tv is a mystery to me.[:O][/quote]You''re missing out by not watching Jeremy Kyle, believe me.[/quote]I''ll have a look see when it''s on and give it a go.[:D]

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[quote user="IncH_HigH"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="IncH_HigH"]Thankyou Wiz. Being a  radio ham I tend to listen to the radio and only watch tv if it''s something I want to see.[:O]Daytime tv is a mystery to me.[:O][/quote]You''re missing out by not watching Jeremy Kyle, believe me.[/quote]I''ll have a look see when it''s on and give it a go.[:D][/quote]This morning''s episode is normally repeated on ITV2 at 1.30...THEN they repeat another episode straight after that.TWO HOURS OF JEREMY KYLE! [:D]

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[quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

[/quote]Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)]

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[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

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Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)]
[/quote]

That''s exactly why I''ve lost a little more faith in humanity...

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[quote user="Graham Humphrey"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

[/quote]Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)][/quote]

That''s exactly why I''ve lost a little more faith in humanity...

[/quote][:O][:(]

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[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

[/quote]
Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)]
[/quote]

You are a university student aren''t you?

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[quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

[/quote]Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)][/quote]

You are a university student aren''t you?

[/quote]No, Sixth form College....why? [:D]

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[quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="hogesar"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"]

I have just lost a little more faith in humanity.

[/quote]Watch Jeremy Kyle, He''ll cure that for you [:)][/quote]

You are a university student aren''t you?

[/quote]No, Sixth form College....why? [:D][/quote]

I am too Hogesar. And i hate jeremy kyle.

Enough with the stereotyping on this message board... jeeze.

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