What I'm Having For Lunch Today.

[The Fish Seller 0]

Saddened by yesterdays hostilities towards our fellow Norwich  fans from the WOTB messageboard I feel it is only fair to offer the olive branch (extra extra virgin obviously) of friendship so lets talk about something mutually interesting and important: Lunch!!Today being friday I shall be at the Club as usual where I shall partake of the following luncheon. The wine shall be a ''45 BerlinBunkerFueheruberfeurwasser accompanied by the obligatory four litre bottle of Berserker hyper strength cooking lager.Starters:Sizewell shellfish selection.An assorted platter of crustaceans including the World famous Sizewell B giant talking scallops and the much renowned two headed salt water crayfish served on a bed of houmous and couscous tossed in the juice of an octopus.First CourseRack of vole en peauHalf a dozen carefully selected meadow voles lightly roasted served with a side platter of barn owl wing crispy wedges and a sour cream and chives dip.Second Course.Escalope de Panda.A classic escalope of the finest zookeeper reared giant panda. Main CourseA couple of orphans. Served raw but liberally smeared with garlic butter and Nutella hazlenut and chocolate spread.Dessert  choice of:Bumblebee souffle with maple syrupThe purest honey based dish you will ever tasteorToffee cream tart with pink custard.or:For the pretentious and homosexuals:Fresh fruit salad.Selection of cheeses available including Bishops Bum stinky finger, and MouldyOldy from the Maggotridden farm Somerset.Coffee of the day to be Latino special a 50/50 heady mixture of Inca Gold and Columbian black.So bet you can''t beat that for a lunch!!!!!!Whoops I mean is anyone else having anything interesting for lunch today?

[Lurd 0]

OINK OINK

[Joanna Grey 0]

I don''t get the point of this thread. Is it poking fun at someone? Because if it is I can''t tell who. If it is supposed to be witty, sarcastic, ironic or even surreal could someone please give me a clue?

[Houston Canary 0]

someone please give me a clue?  bunny

 

I''m 99% sure it''s pointless off topic crap supposed to be funny because it IS pointless off topic crap.

[Pinks 0]

Ah stop moaning you two. Killjoys

I thought the menu sounded equisite, but I would have like to have seen Dislocated shoulder of lamb or Cracked Ribs on the mains.

[Inch High aka Inchy.. 413]

I see that there is no rabbit on that menu,that''s a shame.[;)]

[astrodyne 0]

Would be fitting in this instance if the poor sod had myxomatosis too......[;)]

[Evil Monkey 52]

With any luck I''ll be feasting upon the internal organs of the

trogladyte scumbag who broke into my house yesterday and nicked my

laptop, among other things... If I lived in Norwich, I''d suspect that

one of those WOTB scrotes were on a revenge mission for me saying they

had stupid, smelly faces (which they do, by the way...)

[Pinks 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]With any luck I''ll be feasting upon the internal organs of the trogladyte scumbag who broke into my house yesterday and nicked my laptop, among other things... If I lived in Norwich, I''d suspect that one of those WOTB scrotes were on a revenge mission for me saying they had stupid, smelly faces (which they do, by the way...)
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Bad new EM.

It was probably a crack scum unit.

You''ll have console yourself with the thought that they can''t use it anyway.

[Evil Monkey 52]

That much is true...apparently the weasel left a few fingerprints

behind, so he''s obviously not the sharpest tool in the box, though he

is most definitely a tool... and a villainous little scumbag pr*ck....

If I do find them I''d quite happily take the hit on my insurance and

use my laptop to beat him around the head until the bean-bag stuffing

falls out... Scum.

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]That much is true...apparently the weasel left a few fingerprints behind, so he''s obviously not the sharpest tool in the box, though he is most definitely a tool... and a villainous little scumbag pr*ck.... If I do find them I''d quite happily take the hit on my insurance and use my laptop to beat him around the head until the bean-bag stuffing falls out... Scum.
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That is not the attitude I expect from you EM![;)]

You should have left tea and biscuits out for them and made sure that they took all they needed.

Hitting them with you laptop constitutes excessive violence and could see you charged and imprisoned under the data projection act!

It does not do a hard drive any good to be used this way, try something bigger and more effective!

Hope it was insured and no delicate data involved

[Evil Monkey 52]

Insurance will cover it, but that doesn''t replace the porn collection now, does it? [;)]

[Houston Canary 0]

 that doesn''t replace the porn collection now, does it?  - EM

Crime?  In England?????          :)

To heck with insurance, what about your peace of  mind? Seriously.

[First Wazzock 920]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"]Insurance will cover it, but that doesn''t replace the porn collection now, does it? [;)]
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If you are insured with Aviva, you might get a free ticket for tomorrows game [Y]