"MELLO'S MANDATE"

[Mello Yello 2,573]

I haven''t written it yet........[:|]

[Yellow Rages 0]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]I haven''t written it yet........[:|][/quote]

When he finds a man-to-date he''ll let us all know I''m sure

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]I haven''t written it yet........[:|][/quote]

When he finds a man-to-date he''ll let us all know I''m sure

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Strange comment......feeling a little repressed are you?  

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]I haven''t written it yet........[:|][/quote]

When he finds a man-to-date he''ll let us all know I''m sure

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Very good Yellow Rages. I''m sure if Mello was that way he would have said "I haven''t bitten a vet", although it could have been a typo on his part.

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="YankeeCanary"][quote user="Yellow Rages"]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]I haven''t written it yet........[:|][/quote]

When he finds a man-to-date he''ll let us all know I''m sure

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Very good Yellow Rages. I''m sure if Mello was that way he would have said "I haven''t bitten a vet", although it could have been a typo on his part.

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Are you keen to Yank Yellowforages little repression?

[Yellow Rages 0]

Oh the drama of it all. What a world, what a world!

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"]Oh the drama of it all. What a world, what a world![/quote]

...and you''re the principal actor.

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I think I speak for us all when I say "eh ?"

[lobster catcher 0]

oh how gay,how gay[:D]

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I think I speak for us all when I say "eh ?"[/quote]

No, you actually speak for yourself......and assume you speak for the majority.

 

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I think I speak for us all when I say "eh ?"[/quote]

Blah cubed.

You could hardly speak for all of us when you have a Newcastle background on your avatar despoiling the Canary Badge. In fact, I think you owe us all an explanation.

OTBC

 

[blahblahblah 2]

Right you are Mello, this eh is for me.

Eh ?

Anyone else who is just as confused can Eh afterwards if they so wish.

[Yellow Rages 0]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I think I speak for us all when I say "eh ?"[/quote]

No, you actually speak for yourself......and assume you speak for the majority.

 

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That depends on who ''us'' are. Blah might have a number of imaginary friends for instance and in which case you assume he is talking about the majority of posters.

Ass u me

Ass Ass u

Ass Ass Ass

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]

Right you are Mello, this eh is for me.

Eh ?

Anyone else who is just as confused can Eh afterwards if they so wish.

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I agree, why are people confused? It just goes to show that anyone can start a thread about nothing, and folk will reply to it......But it''s been amusing and interesting. EH?[8-|]

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[quote]You could hardly speak for all of us when you have a Newcastle background on your avatar despoiling the Canary Badge. In fact, I think you owe us all an explanation.[/quote]

Took you a while Bly, it''s been there for a week or so... [:)]

Former Newcastle manager, who had the 3rd best win rate of any Newcastle manager since 1945, bettered only by Keegan and Robson.  Assistant manager who has said that his ambition in life is to manage Newcastle, isn''t their preferred number 3 (Stephenson) a former Toon man too ?

Looks disturbingly like a Premiership style set-up to me.  I have no problem with Newcastle foundations underpinning our club, it is historically a city of steel after all.  It surprises me that you do.

My previous avatar was of men in kilts in a line, with a NCFC ball at their feet.  The new avatar is merely a reflection of the changing of the guard.

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"][quote user="Mello Yello"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I think I speak for us all when I say "eh ?"[/quote]

No, you actually speak for yourself......and assume you speak for the majority.

 

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That depends on who ''us'' are. Blah might have a number of imaginary friends for instance and in which case you assume he is talking about the majority of posters.

Ass u me

Ass Ass u

Ass Ass Ass

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So you''ve ''arrived'' and released that repression.......Good on Yah! Now, wait a day or two - so you can replenish, and release it all again......

[Yellow Rages 0]

Oh the drama of it all.

[YankeeCanary 0]

I meant to ask you Mello, were there enough bithcuits at half-time yesterday?

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eh?btw,mello...ogh, suits you sir!!!

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="YankeeCanary"]I meant to ask you Mello, were there enough bithcuits at half-time yesterday?[/quote]

No decent cookies (choc or creamy) left - after the Cathedral ''Lamentable'' Lounge Lizards - had hoovered the lot up "crumbs an'' all!".....And quaffing an'' slurping their teas and coffees - like a gaggle o'' shrivelled hump thirsty camels.

I''d rather stand outside in the cold at halftime.....than fraternise with the Cantankerous Cookie Consumin'' Codgers.....

And I refuse to wear ''Harris Tweed'' leather brogues and corduroy troos. Neither let my Nasal (and lughole) Hair - extend by more than a centimetre, nor let my ''Norman nose'' expand to the size of a gargantuan bulbous onion, accrue blown veins on its exterior - and put Rudolph the red nose Reindeer''s hooter to shame. Beep! Beep!

I also haven''t got gout........or suffer from ''teethsuckingitus''......or drive a 4x4 with gun dog hair on the back seat......or speak with an arrogant and nasally dulcet tone......or smell of the (manure is this years topical scent) countryside......but I wouldn''t have minded a snug blanket and a nip o'' brandy yesterday.......

Yellowforages, I thought I told you to give it a day to recharge your repression tanks......It''ll all end in tears![:''(] 

[Icecream Snow 777]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]

I agree, why are people confused? It just goes to show that anyone can start a thread about nothing, and folk will reply to it......But it''s been amusing and interesting. EH?[8-|]

[/quote]It also shows how easily people will start arguing :-P

[Yellow Rages 0]

Yellowforages, I thought I told you to give it a day to recharge your repression tanks......It''ll all end in tears! 

Well if you told me then I suppose I should.

Keep it going Mello Furrow, the tears are already flooding along with the laughter. There you go, something else for you to get all dramatic about.

[Mello Yello 2,573]

[quote user="Yellow Rages"]

Yellowforages, I thought I told you to give it a day to recharge your repression tanks......It''ll all end in tears! 

Well if you told me then I suppose I should.

Keep it going Mello Furrow, the tears are already flooding along with the laughter. There you go, something else for you to get all dramatic about.

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Get all Dramatic about? Who''s being Dramatic? I''m not being Dramatic! "Alas poor Yellowbirdcages....I knew him well."......That''s Dramatic!

This is serious business is this thread......but your unintelligible input - is creating a tangent and an unnecessary diversion from the fluid and constructive replies and well thought out opinions - coupled with inane rantings and total drivel from those who have something really interesting to say. Please, please, Yellowdowager.......take a break, or at least try to keep up![:|]

disregards,

Mello Smello. Originator of the WTF is he actually on about?......Thread. 

[Yellow Rages 0]

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Yellow Rages"]

Yellowforages, I thought I told you to give it a day to recharge your repression tanks......It''ll all end in tears! 

Well if you told me then I suppose I should.

Keep it going Mello Furrow, the tears are already flooding along with the laughter. There you go, something else for you to get all dramatic about.

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Get all Dramatic about? Who''s being Dramatic? I''m not being Dramatic! "Alas poor Yellowbirdcages....I knew him well."......That''s Dramatic!

This is serious business is this thread......but your unintelligible input - is creating a tangent and an unnecessary diversion from the fluid and constructive replies and well thought out opinions - coupled with inane rantings and total drivel from those who have something really interesting to say. Please, please, Yellowdowager.......take a break, or at least try to keep up![:|]

disregards,

Mello Smello. Originator of the WTF is he actually on about?......Thread. 

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Mello Smello. Originator of the WTF is he actually on about?......Thread. 

So you have finally got to grips with the gist and another over the top reply to boot (up the Ar*e). Why get yourself in such a flap? You could at least make this a little bit more difficult for me couldn''t you? You''re no fun you''re not. Go on, play the game and try to give me something to consider. Just getting all dramatic, whilst funny, doesn''t offer anything new from you.

[blahblahblah 2]

I wish you two would stop flirting Rages, it''s fairly obvious that you''re distracting Mello from the serious business of finding a life-partner to shop for soft furnishings with while humming show-tunes. Mello - I''d recommend hunkswithdroopymoustaches.net, or failing that latvianplumbers.co.uk.  I ordered "Hunky Latvian plumber with large Pole",  when I had trouble with my U-bend a few weeks ago, assuming that the Pole was his "Plumbers'' mate".  On the basis of the mis-translations that occured when the Latvian guy arrived alone, I think this service might be the one for you.

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I wish you two would stop flirting Rages, it''s fairly obvious that you''re distracting Mello from the serious business of finding a life-partner to shop for soft furnishings with while humming show-tunes.

Mello - I''d recommend hunkswithdroopymoustaches.net, or failing that latvianplumbers.co.uk.  I ordered "Hunky Latvian plumber with large Pole",  when I had trouble with my U-bend a few weeks ago, assuming that the Pole was his "Plumbers'' mate".  On the basis of the mis-translations that occured when the Latvian guy arrived alone, I think this service might be the one for you.
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It''s clear that there are some on this forum who are anti mandates. If we cant''s accept mandates on here then I certainly don''t believe we should expect the NCFC Board to engage in mandates. I''ll go further. I think it would be downright distasteful if they did. All aboard the train to Blackpool....and no walking as singles on the beach. 

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[quote user="YankeeCanary"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I wish you two would stop flirting Rages, it''s fairly obvious that you''re distracting Mello from the serious business of finding a life-partner to shop for soft furnishings with while humming show-tunes. Mello - I''d recommend hunkswithdroopymoustaches.net, or failing that latvianplumbers.co.uk.  I ordered "Hunky Latvian plumber with large Pole",  when I had trouble with my U-bend a few weeks ago, assuming that the Pole was his "Plumbers'' mate".  On the basis of the mis-translations that occured when the Latvian guy arrived alone, I think this service might be the one for you.[/quote]

It''s clear that there are some on this forum who are anti mandates. If we cant''s accept mandates on here then I certainly don''t believe we should expect the NCFC Board to engage in mandates. I''ll go further. I think it would be downright distasteful if they did. All aboard the train to Blackpool....and no walking as singles on the beach. 

[/quote]Oh contraire Yankee old boy, I am all in favour of man-dates, in fact next time you''re this side of the pond, and if Mello is still looking for his man-date, maybe, just maybe, I could help to get you crayzee kids together ?I''ll say no more. [;)]

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="blahblahblah"][quote user="YankeeCanary"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]I wish you two would stop flirting Rages, it''s fairly obvious that you''re distracting Mello from the serious business of finding a life-partner to shop for soft furnishings with while humming show-tunes.

Mello - I''d recommend hunkswithdroopymoustaches.net, or failing that latvianplumbers.co.uk.  I ordered "Hunky Latvian plumber with large Pole",  when I had trouble with my U-bend a few weeks ago, assuming that the Pole was his "Plumbers'' mate".  On the basis of the mis-translations that occured when the Latvian guy arrived alone, I think this service might be the one for you.
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It''s clear that there are some on this forum who are anti mandates. If we cant''s accept mandates on here then I certainly don''t believe we should expect the NCFC Board to engage in mandates. I''ll go further. I think it would be downright distasteful if they did. All aboard the train to Blackpool....and no walking as singles on the beach. 

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Oh contraire Yankee old boy, I am all in favour of man-dates, in fact next time you''re this side of the pond, and if Mello is still looking for his man-date, maybe, just maybe, I could help to get you crayzee kids together ?

I''ll say no more. [;)]

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I don''t think so blahblah. Somehow, I don''t think Mello is the type to share his cookies.

[ca 1]

Is it just me having a blonde moment because I havent got a clue what this thread is about [:)]

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[quote user="cityangel"]

Is it just me having a blonde moment because I havent got a clue what this thread is about [:)]

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Can I speak for you when I say "Eh ?" then, CA ? [:)]