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Worthy is Hexed, how do I know?.................

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I''ve just hexed him!.....................

I really have had enough of him now, so last night I hexed him and all our games with him in charge too. Yes, I know, we will now lose yet more games, but its the only language our bloody board will listen to!.

One day you will thank me for this. I don''t want to see City lose, but good effective medicine never did taste nice you know. Worthy has to go, period, and I will try anything to achieve this:

Turn, turn, turn away

Thrice times a day

Turn, turn, turn around

Hexed is Nigel Worthington

Home and away

Come on Rotherham, come on Plymouth!.

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Good to have you back on board Wiz. Ignore this though if you have already changed your mind back to supporting him again though.

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Dear Nigel....

 

TO BREAK THE POWERS OF A SPELL

You Need: black candle, water and a black bowl

Place the candle into the black bowl, fix the candle to the bowl using the wax

drippings from the candle so that it stands alone.

Fill the bowl to the rim with fresh water, without wetting the wick.

Breathe deeply and meditate for a few minutes.

When your mind is clear, light the candle.

Visualize the power the spell cast against you as living within the candles flame.

As the candle burns down, it will sputter and go out as it touches the water.

As it is extinguished by the water, the spell is broken.

Finally, dig a hole into the ground, pour the water into it, then bury the candle.

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[quote user="1st Wizard"]

I''ve just hexed him!.....................

I really have had enough of him now, so last night I hexed him and all our games with him in charge too. Yes, I know, we will now lose yet more games, but its the only language our bloody board will listen to!.

One day you will thank me for this. I don''t want to see City lose, but good effective medicine never did taste nice you know. Worthy has to go, period, and I will try anything to achieve this:

Turn, turn, turn away

Thrice times a day

Turn, turn, turn around

Hexed is Nigel Worthington

Home and away

Come on Rotherham, come on Plymouth!.

[/quote]

If your hexes are anything like your opinions, by the time the hex reaches him it''ll probably turn him into a deadly combination of Brian Clough, Martin O Neill and Robocop.  In other words, I''m now looking forward to a run of wins, cheers Waz !

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By Sunday night Cherub, you''ll be begging me to lift my Hex, remember, this a curse by the 1st wizard, and your child like remedy is no match for my talents I''m afraid.

Evil cackle!!!

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Wiz, you are as mad as cut snakes, and well you know it. But at least you are a harmless loony and funny (ha ha) with it, so keep up the good work, old boy!

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My Hex''s work in many ways. For example:

We beat Rortherham in a pointless cup game, but Hendo picks up a serious injury and then ''lame brain'' goes and signs 37 year old Dion ''zimmer man''  Dublin.

Spooky!!

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[quote user="1st Wizard"]

Come on Rotherham, come on Plymouth!.

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That''s the way...

I also like the way you''re claiming credit for Hendo''s broken knee... [:|]

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